“It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 1 April 2019

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Ah Didn't Have Sex

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare admission that he may have crossed the line when he allowed Monica Lewinsky to perform oral sex on him while he was showing her his etchings in the Oval Office, Bill Clinton stated that he wishes he had thought of sniffing her hair to satisfy his sexual needs.

“It sure beats oral sex,” he sheepishly admitted to Mika Brezinsky in an interview, Sunday.

“If ah would’ve thought of that aht the time, it sure would’ve saved me a bunch of trouble.”

Mika: “Do you believe Joe Biden was merely comforting these ladies while he was rubbing their shoulders and sniffing their hair?”

“That’s between Joe and his Creatah, Mika. Who am ah to judge the motives of another man in heat?”

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