Funny story: TV Guide - 24th April

TV Guide - 24th April

6:00. Britain Now. Susanna Reid interviews a robot programmed to talk like Ronnie Corbett. 6:30. Tragedy Farm. The latest goings on in Sadley. A combine harvester crashes into the funeral hearse. 7:00. Quizbum. Geoff Arsely asks more anus rel...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Deploys Thermal Lances In Emergency Fatberg Removal

Buckingham Palace Deploys Thermal Lances In Emergency Fatberg Removal

London, UK - (Hellfire Mess): Flunkies charged with removing a reported 50-ton fartberg from under Buckingham Palace have brought in oxyacetylene torches to avert a potential environmental disaster following 100 years’ continuous service by Her Maje...

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Funny story: Trump Declares War On Mexico, Iran, China, Venezuela, Joe Biden, And His Scale

Trump Declares War On Mexico, Iran, China, Venezuela, Joe Biden, And His Scale

On his way to Atlanta to address a meeting on the opioid drug abuse crisis, Donald Trump volunteered, switching away from the subject of impeachment, (as is his way) and threatened to send “ARMED SOLDIERS” to the Mexican border claiming Mexican troop...

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Funny story: Worshippers of POTUS Who Worships Only Himself Hate Term “Easter Worshippers”

Worshippers of POTUS Who Worships Only Himself Hate Term “Easter Worshippers”

Washington - Reacting to a comment by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who referred to people attacked by terrorists on Easter in Sri Lanka churches as they worshipped as "Easter Worshippers" instead of Christians, Conservative Evangelicals...

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Funny story: The Bomb Plot

The Bomb Plot

Brexiteers were up in arms today after a grenade was donated to a charity shop in Norfolk causing minimal disruption. Upon discovering the “suspicious device” staff called the police who closed down local shops before making bringing in specialist un...

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Funny story: Billiard Ball Spotted In Middle Of Road

Billiard Ball Spotted In Middle Of Road

A man walking along a deserted road near his home in a backwoods and out-of-the-way place had a mild shock this weekend, when, much to his surprise, he found a billiard ball in the middle of the road. The ball was the number 11 ball. All kinds...

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Funny story: Traffic Violations on the Rise in Wal Mart Stores

Traffic Violations on the Rise in Wal Mart Stores

When electric carts made their debut in Wal Mart stores years ago, much of the public viewed them as a compassionate convenience for those with serious mobility issues. Today public opinion seems to be turning against cart-going patrons. Don't get...

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Funny story: Writer Impressed at Speed with which His Best Ideas Run Away

Writer Impressed at Speed with which His Best Ideas Run Away

Fiction writer Glenn Merchant of New York City never runs out of ideas, but, unfortunately, his best ones tend to run away from him – and fast. “I can’t seem to hold onto a single bit of true inspiration,” said Glenn. “These babies know how to bo...

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Funny story: Woman Heard 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head' By Kylie Minogue, And Couldn't Get It Out Of Her Head

Woman Heard 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head' By Kylie Minogue, And Couldn't Get It Out Of Her Head

A woman who had gone to Ibiza for a crazy beach dance party-cum-orgy, has told how she danced to the intoxicating rhythm of the Kylie Minogue favorite, 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head', and couldn't get the tune out of her head. Donna McGlone, 26, h...

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Funny story: Shaq to be Lakers New Head Coach?

Shaq to be Lakers New Head Coach?

Staples Center, Los Angeles. With the Los Angeles Lakers in turmoil after Magic Johnson's surprise resignation as head of basketball operations, and Luke Walton's dismissal as head coach, talks have begun with Shaq O'Neal in an attempt to lure him aw...

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Funny story: Worker Pissed Off With Bosses Is On The Verge Of Telling Them To Go Fuck Themselves

Worker Pissed Off With Bosses Is On The Verge Of Telling Them To Go Fuck Themselves

A middle-aged worker at a local company, who has suffered at the hands of his intimidating, brutal, and bullying employers for so long, has now had just about as much as he can possibly stand from them, and is close to telling them to go fuck themsel...

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