Funny story: Shrdlu Launches Anti-Biden Campaign Song

Shrdlu Launches Anti-Biden Campaign Song

Venezuelan Embassy, Ottawa, Canada. Exclusive to The Spoof. From his asylum here, necessitated by his leak of the Mueller Report, Etaoin Shrdlu, one of nearly two dozen candidates seeking the Democratic presidential nomination, today released his fir...

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Funny story: Society Has Too Much Fucking Profanity, According to Some Goddamn Study

Society Has Too Much Fucking Profanity, According to Some Goddamn Study

Given today’s turbulent political climate, many are concerned that the public discourse has coarsened. Indeed, a study from The National Society For Ethics in Language finds that profanity is becoming the norm in North America. This study can only st...

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Funny story: We Want Your Oil Venezuela!

We Want Your Oil Venezuela!

Vice President Mike Pence, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, and National Security Adviser John Bolton are all wiping the drool from the corners of their mouths over the current developments in the Venezuela crisis. Mike Pence said that "America wil...

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Funny story: World's ice cream supply will run out in 20 years

World's ice cream supply will run out in 20 years

For many it is a rare treat, a delicious cool snack to be enjoyed on a hot British summer's day alongside a jellied rat. For others, it is a vile headache-inducing white paste served in a wet cardboard container that tastes of shoes. But whether you...

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Funny story: President Trump Mandates the Creation of The Agency of Asylum and Indentured Servitude

President Trump Mandates the Creation of The Agency of Asylum and Indentured Servitude

President Trump has recently and hastily created a temporary public/private Agency of Asylum and Indentured Servitude. "Being the genius that I am, my family and I have colluded to seize upon terrified asylum seekers' vulnerabilities by creating...

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Funny story: BDSM Fan's Golden Rule Philosophy Causes Unfortunate Misunderstandings

BDSM Fan's Golden Rule Philosophy Causes Unfortunate Misunderstandings

When it comes to dating and relationships, 62-year-old  Artie Freeman of Nashville, Tennessee, makes a point of treating others as he would have them treat him, but, as a practitioner of BDSM and particular aficionado of sado-masochism, he finds that...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Speaks Out Against Hate Crimes

Donald Trump Speaks Out Against Hate Crimes

President Trump recently spoke to supporters at a Wisconsin rally. In the wake of recent hate crimes, many wondered if Trump would address the topic of 'hate crime', and he did. Here is the opening portion of his speech: "Friends, we are facing gr...

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Funny story: “Me Too” Gerbil Claims “We Ain’t Gonna Take This Sitting Down.”

“Me Too” Gerbil Claims “We Ain’t Gonna Take This Sitting Down.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: The stories of gerbils being used to sexually stimulate the lower end of the alimentary canal were largely thought to be apocryphal. However, gerbils who have escaped from their vile captors tell tales that have been corroborated...

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Funny story: Trump to Receive Honorary Doctorate in Humane Letters

Trump to Receive Honorary Doctorate in Humane Letters

Wall Street, New York City. Special to The Spoof. Freedom University, located on Wall Street and dedicated to the furtherance of Capitalism, announced today that, at graduation ceremonies in early June, President Donald J. Trump will be awarded an h...

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Funny story: Bookworm Has Read Some Awful Books Lately

Bookworm Has Read Some Awful Books Lately

A man who considers himself something of a bookworm, has revealed how, over the last few months, he has had the misfortune to have selected for reading several books that have turned out to be an absolute bag of shite. Moys Kenwood, 55, reads book...

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Funny story: Loch Ness Monster Mystery Solved

Loch Ness Monster Mystery Solved

The mystery over the existence of a mythical monster that inhabits the depths of Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands, has finally been solved by locals who say that the sightings of 'Nessie' can easily be explained away by lies. Loch Ness has long...

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Funny story: SCOOP! We Get A Recording Of Putin And Jong Un's Good Ole Boy Meeting

SCOOP! We Get A Recording Of Putin And Jong Un's Good Ole Boy Meeting

Our ever-vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called 'historic' meeting between big-wigs Vladimir 'the Impaler' Putin and Kim 'Moe haircut' Jong Un. And it did it without the former KGB agent or the Pilsbury Doughbo...

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