Biden case leads to new product protection for females “where males gather”
Mr. Biden’s possible 2020 campaign for the presidency is currently preoccupied with several females claiming he touched them inappropriately. Despite saying he should “keep his hands to himself,” Ms. Pelosi has explained these gestures by Mr. Bide...Read full story
Multi-Chin Celebrities Trump and Limbaugh in Legal Fight Over "Pencil Neck" Nickname Trademark
Washington - Lawyers for President Donald Trump and radio host Rush Limbaugh have threatened legal action over which personality invented the term "Pencil Neck" to describe their opponents. Trump has called Democrat representative Adam Schiff "Lit...Read full story
Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring His Father Fred Trump was Born in Germany
Washington - President Donald Trump has triumphed once again over the fake news outlets like CNN and Washington Post, by cleverly passing an executive order that his father, Fred Trump, was actually born in Germany, as he has claimed many times while...Read full story
Needle Finds Himself in Haystack
After being casually discarded by a midwestern seamstress fed up with her sweat-shop work conditions and her employer's low-budget equipment, a needle named Ned landed in a South Dakota haystack, where, serendipitously, he ended up finding himself.Read full story
Send This to Your Local Police to Let Them Know That Your Aunt Janice Wants 1 Million Dollars Or You Get It!
We’re all about helping you, giving you tips and tricks on commonly complicated things to make them easy, simple and fun, and, of course, this is no different. This article ensures that the next time your crazy Aunt Janice holds you hostage, demandin...Read full story
Housing Benefits Minister opens up travel office for benefit receivers!
Brits on Housing Benefits are now being offered holidays in the sun for peanuts! The Ministry of Interior, lead by its Minister of Interior (logical), have opened up an exterior travel office within the interior ministry offering their clients cheap...Read full story