Funny story: NRA Rolls Out Paintball Guns for New Initiative Saying: “No More Blood, Just Paint”

NRA Rolls Out Paintball Guns for New Initiative Saying: “No More Blood, Just Paint”

Earlier today, Colonel Oliver North, the President of the NRA, announced his new gun initiative called, “No More Blood, Just Paint.” Due to the national news tragedies involving guns, specifically school shootings, North believed he had to take a st...

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Funny story: Extinction Rebellion Is Over Until The Same Time Next Year

Extinction Rebellion Is Over Until The Same Time Next Year

Extinction Rebellion, the event that brought together tens of thousands of people with a common purpose of trying to make governments more transparent over the issues raised by climate change and global warming, is over, until the same time next year...

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Funny story: Fat kids encouraged to do more sport

Fat kids encouraged to do more sport

Japanese companies have begun investing heavily in the UK in people who they see as sports stars of the future - but they are not choosing the most athletic types. The Japanese name for Britain is "Shibō Orokamono no Shima", which translates as "isla...

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Funny story: "Doomsday Could Last For Many Years,” Predicts Mayan High Chief God Emeritus, Hokum Hokum

"Doomsday Could Last For Many Years,” Predicts Mayan High Chief God Emeritus, Hokum Hokum

BILLINGSGATE POST: Mayan High Chief God Emeritus, Hokum Hokum, whose prediction of the end of the World failed to materialize on December 21, 2012, accepted the fact that he was overly optimistic when he warned the World’s inhabitants that they woul...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Underscores His Emotional Insecurities in Description of 2020 Presidential Candidates

Donald Trump Underscores His Emotional Insecurities in Description of 2020 Presidential Candidates

In a recent interview Donald Trump revealed his emotional insecurities over 2020 Democratic Presidential hopefuls. "First of all, there was no collusion with Russia," Trump stated for the millionth time. "Secondly...That is the number that come...

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Funny story: Giant Killer Squid Attack Predicted Ahead Of Trump UK Trip

Giant Killer Squid Attack Predicted Ahead Of Trump UK Trip

London, UK - (Calamari Stuff): A UK TV weather man has warned the public not to leave their homes because a giant two mile-wide killer squid from the Architeuthis family is prowling the British coastline - potentially casing the joint ahead of June’s...

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Funny story: George Orwell Has Written A New Book, Even Though He's Dead

George Orwell Has Written A New Book, Even Though He's Dead

Extraordinary news has reached our Literature correspondent that author George Orwell, who wrote several classic books including '1984', 'Animal Farm', 'Homage To Catalonia' and 'The Road To Wigan Pier', has written a new book, despite the fact that...

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Funny story: New Study Shows Most People Pretty Average

New Study Shows Most People Pretty Average

A new study published in the Journal of Human Evolution showed that the vast majority of Americans are not exceptional in any significant way and, in fact, are pretty average. Sociologist Dr. Charles Stanton, who conducted the study, said that he...

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Funny story: Debenhams Hull Store To Remain Open, Much To The Relief Of Man's Mother

Debenhams Hull Store To Remain Open, Much To The Relief Of Man's Mother

There was relief in one Hull household earlier today, when it was revealed that the city's Debenhams store was not on a list of 22 stores targeted for closure during 2020. The news was 'music to the ears' of Val Kenwood, 82, who goes to the Debenh...

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Funny story: With a Song in His Heart, Cardiac Patient Can't Stop Singing

With a Song in His Heart, Cardiac Patient Can't Stop Singing

Scene: The ER room at a large hospital in San Francisco. [Nurse] Doctor, the next patient is elderly, a bit barmy. He's a has-been, washed up, third-rate pop tune singer from the '40s and '50s who is very difficult to communicate with. [Doctor]...

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Funny story: Trump To Face Challenge From George Clinton

Trump To Face Challenge From George Clinton

We've had Bill, we almost had Hillary, and now the US is only a vote away from having the biggest, loudest, craziest, sexiest and funkiest Clinton yet for its president - George, who has announced his intention to run for president in the 2020 electi...

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