Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 9 April 2019

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The Sultan’s wayward brother Prince Jefri is the country’s most heterosexual man

Brunei, South China Sea - (Stone the Crows): In what may have been a misunderstanding about decriminalisation of the country’s draconian cannabis laws, Brunei’s Sultan Hass-anal Bolkiah, GCMG, KGB, DDT etc, has unexpectedly re-issued the 1966 Bob Dylan classic Everybody Must Get Stoned.

Taken from the singer’s famous Blonde On Blonde album, ‘Rainy Day Women #12 & 35’ has been remastered to fit in with the Sultan’s ideas about Sharia Law which punishes gay sex with stoning.

Spoof sources managed to obtain an advance copy of the reworked classic which is being trialled as a call-to-prayer ringtone at the Brunei state mall:

They'll stone you when you're watching gay cable
They'll stone you when you’re channeling Clark Gable
They'll stone you and your altar boys at Mass
They’ll stone you and then they’ll nail your homo ass
But I would not feel so alone
Everybody must get stoned

Commenting on latest developments the Sultan’s crooked brother, Prince Jefri, said, “I am the most heterosexual person in his majesty’s entire Kingdom”.

For a sneak peek at the royal brothers’ snuff video collection click right here.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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