Bidet Runs In 2020

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 25 April 2019

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Wilmington, Delaware stink-tank says Joe’s their man

Washington DC, US - (WetWipes Mess): Flushed with success from a 50-year career at the swampy end of the nation’s business, top DNC bullshitter Joe Bidet has announced his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election.

It will be his turd - uh, third! - run at the nation’s highest orifice following a lifetime of pubic service spent mainly sucking up to Barack Obama.

And defending perviness allegations like a barnstorming pro.

This morning’s announcement comes as a surprise to those who say Flaky Joe lost his marbles down the pan a long time ago with unflinching support for the nation’s molesters.

Like the bankrupt catlick diocese of Wilmington, Delaware which elected him as its United States Senator, 36 years in a row.

Bidet now joins a growing ragbag of septuagenarian DNC has-beens like Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton to pimp out his street cred against President Rump.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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