Trump To Face Challenge From George Clinton

Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 26 April 2019

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The Mothership earlier

We've had Bill, we almost had Hillary, and now the US is only a vote away from having the biggest, loudest, craziest, sexiest and funkiest Clinton yet for its president - George, who has announced his intention to run for president in the 2020 elections.

Clinton, or Doctor Lollipop, as he is often known, will run under his own party's banner - the Mothership Connection - and is bound to be a popular choice amongst black voters.

Clinton's band, Parliament, would form the parliament.

His policies are, if anything, ultra-Libertarian. A relaxation of the law with regard to drug- and alcohol-consumption, free speech, free love, free funking, and free shagging your neighbor's wife are known to be policies close to the singer's heart.

As for President Trump, he can still remember the tremendous struggle he endured with Hillary Clinton, and, just when he thought he'd seen the back of the Clinton Clan, along comes another one, just when least expected.

George, addressing a press conference, said:

"But whoever seriously considers the immense extent of territory comprehended within the limits of the United States, together with the variety of its climates, productions, and commerce, the difference of extent, and number of inhabitants in all; the dissimilitude of interest, morals, and politics, in almost every one, will receive it as an intuitive truth, that a consolidated republican form of government therein, can never form a perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to you and your posterity, for to these objects it must be directed. This unkindred legislature therefore, composed of interests opposite and dissimilar in their nature, will in its exercise, emphatically be like a house divided against itself."

Asked to clarify, the P-Funkster said:

"Put a glide in yo' stride, a dip in yo' hip, and come on up to the Mothership!"

On the subject of President Trump, Clinton, 77, said:

"The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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