Funny story: Trump: "I Love This Job. I Can Get Screwed Ten Times A Day And Melania Understands."

Trump: "I Love This Job. I Can Get Screwed Ten Times A Day And Melania Understands."

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview last Sunday on Moon the Nation, President Trump was asked by Rachel Maddow: “Why, after all the abuse you took since you were elected President, would you seek another term?” “Sweet Pea, I love this job. I can...

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Funny story: Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop

Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop

"Cor, blimey, guv. You couldn't make it up. I'm sure that Londoners will come together in droves to give him a warm welcome." These were the words of London Mayor and son of a Tooting bus driver, Sadiq Khan, as he learned that dates have been set for...

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Funny story: Faint of Heart Finally Find a Hobby

Faint of Heart Finally Find a Hobby

Fed up with being warned off interesting-sounding activities like online dating, race car driving and the Peace Corps, millions of Americans identifying as “faint of heart” have finally found a new hobby: water fasting, which involves abstaining from...

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Funny story: Champions League Place Contenders Couldn't Be Arsed

Champions League Place Contenders Couldn't Be Arsed

UEFA fat cats were astounded at the weekend when players from Premier League contenders for a place in their flagship competition, the Champions League, decided that they couldn't be arsed, and surrendered to their opponents during the Easter weekend...

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Funny story: Old Bus Ticket Found In Jeans Pocket

Old Bus Ticket Found In Jeans Pocket

News is emerging from sources this morning of the incredible story of a man who, whilst not even looking for it, found an old bus ticket rolled-up in the pocket of a pair of his jeans. The man came across the ticket when he turned his pockets insi...

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Funny story: Mysterious Man With Hunchback Seen Exiting Notre Dame During Fire

Mysterious Man With Hunchback Seen Exiting Notre Dame During Fire

BILLINGSGATE POST: In most mystery stories, the culprit is usually the butler. In large churches, such as cathedrals, they don’t have butlers. But they do have sextons employed to maintain the church. Quasimodo wasn’t part of that team. He, as yo...

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