Hobbies can be fun, and one form of hobbyism is 'collecting things' as diverse as football stickers, programmes, cards, stamps, matchcards and matchboxes, beermats, foreign currency, and, as one man who visited a bloke he 'sort of' knows in a backwoods out-of-the-way place has proved, dolls' heads.
The bloke, who must remain anonymous because he lives near me, has more than 100 dolls' heads in his macabre collection which, it has to be said, is a bit fucking creepy.
Amongst the collection were the heads from Barbies, Sindys, Pippas, Tiny Tears, and various other kinds of 'baby dolls', the sort that suck a dummy, sit in a pushchair, and pee their pants.
It's not known why the man keeps such a retarded collection of dolls' heads in his house, but I won't be going round there again in a hurry, and that is a fact.
