Black Hole Needs To Pull Up Its Pants

Written by ScottTalbotEvans

Sunday, 14 April 2019

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Newly-released images have stunned the scientific community.
A Nobel Prize recipient was quoted as saying, "Nobody wants to see that. Put on some underwear or something."

This latest test confirms the hypothesis that the universe is composed of tiny donut-shaped bits of energy, known as dunkons, and also the corollary theory that people will believe anything.

The gravitational field is so intense, light itself cannot escape. Indeed, it is denser than a Democrat's brain, and blacker than a Republican's heart.

NASA recording detected a weak signal coming from the black hole, which they described as a 1956 recording of Buddy Holly's Peggy Sue.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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