Man Looked A Right Twat At School Dancing Event

Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 11 April 2019

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There was no shortage of laughter

A man caught up in a school end-of-term celebration, was collared into taking part in some 'local dancing', and ended up looking like a right twat.

Moys Kenwood was minding his own business watching the various antics provided by the children at the school, when he heard his own name being mentioned, and foresaw trouble.

He was 'invited' to take part in some traditional Khmer-style dancing, an invitation - like an offer in a 'Godfather' movie - he felt he couldn't refuse.

Limbering up, he tried to learn the steps from the dancers already in action, but time was against him, and now he was 'on'.

At once becoming the focal point, Kenwood wowed the audience. One watching mother said:

"Wow! How can he be so bad?"

Another laughed:

"Wow! What a twat!"

Twisting his wrists, hands, and fingers in the acknowledged style, slightly bending his knees, and stepping nimbly on his feet, the Englishman brought the house down with laughter, some mothers capturing it all on video for later 'maximum embarrassment' Facebook postings.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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