Funny story: Corporate Visitors Pleased By "Wet Garbage And Poop" Smell Coming From Northeast Section Of Factory

Corporate Visitors Pleased By "Wet Garbage And Poop" Smell Coming From Northeast Section Of Factory

Greensboro, North Carolina. Several corporate visitors claimed they were extremely pleased when their senses were overwhelmed by an odor containing a unique combination of "wet garbage and poop" last Monday during a routine inspection of a plant ass...

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Funny story: Charlize Theron Is “Shockingly Available “ And Waiting For Someone To “Step Up” And Ask Her Out On A Date - Yeah Right!

Charlize Theron Is “Shockingly Available “ And Waiting For Someone To “Step Up” And Ask Her Out On A Date - Yeah Right!

Charlize Theron can't find a date? Yeah, right again! Charlize Theron, arguably the best looking woman in Hollywood, possessing only the elitest of chromosomes, worth multiple millions, and one of the finest actresses of her time, states that she...

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Funny story: Catholic Church Plans Bring-And-Buy Sales To Raise Money For Notre-Dame Repairs

Catholic Church Plans Bring-And-Buy Sales To Raise Money For Notre-Dame Repairs

After the horrendous events of last weekend, when the 850-year-old Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris was severely damaged by fire, the Catholic church has announced several money-raising schemes to pay for its repair. The fire caused damage estimated...

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Funny story: Acquaintances Reluctantly Concede that Super Cool-Seeming Guy Is In Fact Really Cool

Acquaintances Reluctantly Concede that Super Cool-Seeming Guy Is In Fact Really Cool

Several months after handsome, charismatic 38-year-old Hopper Bartlett moved to town, even those residents of Nashville, Tennessee, who'd been keen to find a chink in his super cool facade were forced to conclude that Hopper was, in fact, a really co...

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Funny story: Nappy-Headed Nubians Sighted In Halls Of Congress

Nappy-Headed Nubians Sighted In Halls Of Congress

BILLINGSGATE POST: It is Spring In Washington. With the cherry blossoms abloom and new faces in Congress, hopes of change rise and fall with the passing of each day. In a rare confluence of whim and destiny, Washingtonians are atwitter over the si...

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Funny story: Opinion: Solving the immigration crisis

Opinion: Solving the immigration crisis

How to solve Immigration (and, by definition, all our other problems since they, too, stem from filthy foreigners). To say we have an immigration problem is an understatement. Not since Alexander wept because he had no worlds left to conquer, has...

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Funny story: Man Spends His Time Unravelling String

Man Spends His Time Unravelling String

A man has admitted under cross-examination by the Unemployment Office, that he has nothing better to do than unravel string. Maurice Brooke, 56, made the astonishing revelation during a back-to-work interview at the office that has delayed his Uni...

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