Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 7 April 2019

image for Joe Biden To Star In Remake of Predator
Who says the guy can’t act?

Los Angeles, Ca - (CaCa Mess): A new career in the movies beckons for has-been former Obama Veep, Joe Biden, after Hollywood studio bosses offered him the starring role in a remake of the 1987 cult science fiction action horror film Predator.

Biden is being headhunted to play the role of a largely invisible alien monster dumped on a ‘mostly’ sedated Capitol Hill by a strange, toxin-spewing spacecraft, the Deeencee.

Cast as a remorseless, part-human hybrid who forages for trophies in the corridors of power the space beast is set to wreak havoc on all who cross him - ‘much as in real Washington DC life’ if studio publicity blurbs are to be believed.

“The remake will upgrade the original movie’s corpse count to several hundred,” former Swinestein Studios CEO Bucky Pork-Colon told the Spoof website’s movie reporters.

“And we’ll be giving him a brand new all-powerful cloaking device, just as in real life!”

DNC nutter Bernie Sanders, 102, may also get a part.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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