There were 282 spoof news stories published in May 2019. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Trump To Meet Ice Cube Over Future Of Hip-Hop

Trump To Meet Ice Cube Over Future Of Hip-Hop

President Donald Trump took a break from his day-to-day presidential duties of upsetting the leaders of other nations, insulting his political rivals, and edging the US and the rest of the world nearer to Armageddon, by announcing that he is to meet...

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Funny story: Noel Gallagher And Elton John To Record Live Wembley Album Before FA Cup Final

Noel Gallagher And Elton John To Record Live Wembley Album Before FA Cup Final

Two Titans of the music world, Sir Elton Hercules John and Mr. Noel Gallagher, have agreed to come together to record a live album in front of the 100,000 crowd at Wembley Stadium, before this season's FA Cup final between their respective favourite...

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Funny story: Outrage at Facebook IQ and Extremism Test

Outrage at Facebook IQ and Extremism Test

In a bid to resurrect its faltering reputation, and in the face of a possible US$3billion fine, Facebook Nerd-in-Chief, Mark Zuckerberg, has decided to clean up his corrupt organisation. Not before time, you might say. In a surprise and hastily-c...

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Funny story: Solskjaer Stance On Parking Spaces Hints At Concrete Future For United

Solskjaer Stance On Parking Spaces Hints At Concrete Future For United

It seems that retiring a player's shirt is no longer enough. Now you have to retire their car parking space too. That is the world created by Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in what will probably be his most telling contribution as Manchester United manager.

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Funny story: TV guide - 22nd May

TV guide - 22nd May

6:00. The Future Now. Today featuring a robot that can make a perfect cup of tea. 6:30. Britain’s Poorest Neighbourhoods. Exploitative documentary. 7:00. Michael McIntyre’s Favourite Loud Noises. The comedian listens to trumpets and dogs barkin...

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Funny story: Iceland launches new low cost cryonics service

Iceland launches new low cost cryonics service

Frozen food retailer Iceland took the lucrative cryonics industry by surprise today with the launch of a low cost service for those wishing to freeze their body, or parts of it, for the future. Marketed under the brand name 'Super-Chill', the serv...

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Funny story: Simple brain zapper gives older adults the cognitive skills of a 20 year old

Simple brain zapper gives older adults the cognitive skills of a 20 year old

A Birmingham man has invented an electrical device which he claims dramatically improves the working memory of older adults. The ‘Cerebrummie’ is the brainchild of retired BT engineer Arthur Monke and goes on sale next week for only £4.99 in selec...

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Funny story: Offending People Online - Your Guide

Offending People Online - Your Guide

Offending people, something folk once went out of their way to avoid doing, so unpalatable were the consequences, is no longer taboo, and is now a fashionable, not to say 'pleasurable', thing to do. People nowadays become offended at anything.

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Funny story: Subbuteo Football Player Sustains Career-Threatening Injury

Subbuteo Football Player Sustains Career-Threatening Injury

FLASHBACK ON THIS DAY 45 YEARS AGO A talented footballer's career is hanging in the balance this evening, after a horror injury that will rule him out for at least the rest of the season, and possibly the rest of his life. Number 9 was playi...

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Funny story: Delia Smith Is Going To Bake A Special Cake To Celebrate Norwich City Being Promoted

Delia Smith Is Going To Bake A Special Cake To Celebrate Norwich City Being Promoted

TV celebrity cook, Delia Smith, is to bake a special celebration cake for the players and staff of Norwich City after the Championship team secured promotion to the Premier League. Norwich is in Norfolk. Smith, 77, who has been a supporter of t...

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Funny story: Danny Baker Mulling-Over Spoof Invitation

Danny Baker Mulling-Over Spoof Invitation

Danny Baker, the former BBC radio presenter, sacked by the BBC on Thursday for tweeting an inappropriate picture of Prince Harry and his wife Meghan with a chimp, says he is giving "serious consideration" to an invitation to join satirical news websi...

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Funny story: Abacus still works after 66 years in loft

Abacus still works after 66 years in loft

When Cambridge astrophysicist Dr Aaron Phelps recently sorted out his loft he was thrilled to discover the abacus his parents gave him on his first birthday, back in 1953. "I had no idea it was up there," Dr Phelps told us. "I thought it had been...

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Funny story: Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List

Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List

Following issuance of a dire United Nations climate report stating that, unless drastic measures are taken, up to 1 million plant and animal species are at risk of extinction within our lifetime, United States President Donald Trump, while continuing...

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Funny story: Man Deliberated For Too Long

Man Deliberated For Too Long

A man who was in two minds as to whether or not he should buy a pair of Adidas trainers he had seen in the window of a charity shop, decided to "have a think" about it, and was, subsequently left disappointed when he returned to the shop later to fin...

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Funny story: Barcelona Misery Total After Team Bus Was 'Up On Bricks'

Barcelona Misery Total After Team Bus Was 'Up On Bricks'

"It never rains but it pours", is the way the old saying goes, and it was never more true than on Tuesday night at Anfield, when the Barcelona football team, humiliated and dumped out of the Champions League by Liverpool, emerged from the stadium for...

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Funny story: Man Judged Book By Its Cover

Man Judged Book By Its Cover

It's sound advice the world over, but one man disregarded it at the weekend, and went straight ahead and committed himself to something he might have been better advised to have put off until he'd had time to do some more research. "Never judge a...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Forgotten About Mexican Border Wall

President Trump Has Forgotten About Mexican Border Wall

President Donald Trump, lately inundated with distractions, and literally besieged with problems, has, according to those closest to him, forgotten about the silly, old Mexican border wall. What with all the furore about the Mueller Report, redact...

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Funny story: Uber Purchases Ailing 737 Max 8s For New Venture

Uber Purchases Ailing 737 Max 8s For New Venture

Bangkok, Thailand - Uber Thailand is taking on a new look! No longer are Uber drivers limited to driving their own vehicles - they can now own and drive a wingless Boeing 737 Max 8. CEO Dara Khosrowshahi is "piloting" the program in Bangkok, Thai...

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Funny story: Elton John Carried Offstage In Copenhagen After Watford FA Cup Annihilation

Elton John Carried Offstage In Copenhagen After Watford FA Cup Annihilation

Sir Elton John had to be helped off the stage during a concert in Copenhagen last night, as updates he was receiving about the scoreline from the FA Cup final match at Wembley Stadium between Watford and Manchester City were making him more and more...

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Funny story: Telemarketers Condemned to Fate Worse than Hell at Anti-Robocall Convention

Telemarketers Condemned to Fate Worse than Hell at Anti-Robocall Convention

Washington, D. C. The First International Anti-Robocall/Anti-Telemarketer Convention convened here this morning, opening with a rousing prayer, below, given by a minister ordained via email by the Internet Gospel church. "Dear Lord. Since the Fe...

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Funny story: "Lewis Hamilton Isn't That Good" Claims Ageing Scalextric Driver

"Lewis Hamilton Isn't That Good" Claims Ageing Scalextric Driver

"Don't give me that 'five-time Formula One World Champion' bullshit. Hamilton's got the best car and the Mercedes team manager doesn't let Valtteri Bottas beat him. It's a fix," claimed Mr Paxton Quigley, former number one driver for Scalextric Team...

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Funny story: Mad Trump Disease and the Nationalist Voter

Mad Trump Disease and the Nationalist Voter

Mad Trump disease, or Nationalist spongiform fast food encephalopathy (NSFFE), is a transmissible, slowly progressive, degenerative and fatal disease affecting the brain of adult idiots. The USDA estimates that at least 40% of nationalist voters suff...

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Funny story: David Beckham Has More Points In The Last Month Than Manchester United

David Beckham Has More Points In The Last Month Than Manchester United

Manchester United's disappointing season finally comes to a close this weekend, with the news that former player, David Beckham, has picked up more points in the last month than they have. Beckham, 44, picked up six points at Bromley Magistrates C...

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Funny story: Tuva Airlines Recognized as Most INEPT in World

Tuva Airlines Recognized as Most INEPT in World

Lausanne, Switzerland - The Inter-National Evaluators of Passenger Traffic today awarded their infamous INEPT prize to Tuva Air for its persistently low rankings in on-time arrival, baggage loss, passenger satisfaction, and frequency of flight cancel...

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Funny story: Stockholm International Airport's Anti-Terrorism Toilets Raise Eyebrows

Stockholm International Airport's Anti-Terrorism Toilets Raise Eyebrows

Those liberal-minded Scandinavians are at it again, and this time it's the Swedes, who have unveiled some rather impersonal toilet facilities to try to prevent terrorist activity at Stockholm airport. The male toilets, which can be seen above, are...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Applies for Political Asylum in Mexico

Melania Trump Applies for Political Asylum in Mexico

Mexico City - Mexico - "I want to "Be Best" just like my program for youth in America, but sadly I cannot Be Best when I am with the orange moth. Like a moth he is drawn to every light and runs into walls and flails his wings until he hits the ground...

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Funny story: Someone At Uthiefa Got Massive Bung For Insane Baku Pick

Someone At Uthiefa Got Massive Bung For Insane Baku Pick

London, UK - (Offside Rule): Football fans are rightly pissed at an insane Uthiefa decision to host this year’s cup final in crappy Baku. Azerbaijan’s capital city lies in a part of Western Asia best known for its lack of airport. Or a fixed runw...

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Funny story: Man's Telephone Has Lost Its Color Function, And Is Now Black-And-White Only, Like 'Rumble Fish' (1983)

Man's Telephone Has Lost Its Color Function, And Is Now Black-And-White Only, Like 'Rumble Fish' (1983)

A telephone that has lost its color function, so that everything that appears on its screen is in black-and-white only, reminded its owner of one of his all-time favorite films, the Francis Ford Coppola-produced 'Rumble Fish' (1983). The telephone...

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Funny story: Once More, Bill Barr, Undo the Breach in the Mueller Report

Once More, Bill Barr, Undo the Breach in the Mueller Report

From the quill of Nancy Pelosi, [with apologies to Henry V and William Shakespeare.] To Attorney General Barr: Thou should doubt not that your loyal opposition in this House will prevail in our effort to obtain an unredacted copy of the Mueller...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Told That Manchester City Must Improve If He Is To Keep His Job

Pep Guardiola Told That Manchester City Must Improve If He Is To Keep His Job

Pep Guardiola, Manchester City's Spanish coach, has been warned by the club's owners that his future is 'in the balance', and the team must show a significant improvement next year if he wants to keep his job. Guardiola has brought unprecedented b...

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Funny story: Trump A Busted Flush In UK Premiership Football Club Scam

Trump A Busted Flush In UK Premiership Football Club Scam

London, UK - (Offside Mess): Mighty property mogul Donald J Trump failed miserably in an attempted 2014 ‘compulsory purchase’ plan to take over a top flight UK Premier League club, a former linesman said today. The scam started with a fake bankers...

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Funny story: Kraftwerk Gig Voted 'Best Of All Time'

Kraftwerk Gig Voted 'Best Of All Time'

A gig by electronic pioneers Kraftwerk at Berlin's Rockpalast venue in 1970, has been voted 'Best Concert Of All Time', by a man with a sense of irony. The gig, performed in front of an audience of around 200 unsuspecting German music fans, was th...

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby: Russian Interference Alleged

Kentucky Derby: Russian Interference Alleged

There is controversy today in the aftermath of the Kentucky Derby debacle, when winning horse, Maximum Security, was disqualified for 'impeding other horses', and relegated to last place. A new scandal has emerged, of potential Russian involvemen...

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Funny story: Blacklisp Spoiler

Blacklisp Spoiler

Hollow Wood, CA - Our Blacklisp source, janitor Moppet Buckae, stopped by my desk this morning and dropped off a script copy of the finale of the Blacklisp. It’s the most ridiculous episode yet, but very believable. Dumboy returns just in ti...

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Funny story: Trump Trip Off As Deadly Trompette Fungus Materialises In American Ambassador’s Plumbing

Trump Trip Off As Deadly Trompette Fungus Materialises In American Ambassador’s Plumbing

London, UK - (Trompe l’Oeil Mess): A lethal fungal eruption on Woody Johnson’s lush front turd - uh, turf - has thrown into doubt next month’s Trump visit the US embassy’s resident toxicologist said today. Spores from the ‘Trompette de la Mort’ (...

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Funny story: CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Subpoenaed By Congress

CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Subpoenaed By Congress

BILLINGSGATE POST: Those beady eyes that peered back at President Trump from the mirror when he adjusted his albino raccoon hairpiece missed nothing. The gift from Vladimir Putin to Trump was a stealth bomb. Somehow, the Secret Service failed to fin...

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Funny story: Palestine To Compete In Eurovision Song Contest For The First Time

Palestine To Compete In Eurovision Song Contest For The First Time

It's that time of year again, when Europe's best singers congregate in one place and sing their hearts out for no real reason at the Eurovision Song Contest, and this year, a historic occasion presents itself with the debut in the contest of a compet...

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Funny story: Marks & Spencer Store Closure Will Leave Man's Mother 'Nowhere' To Buy Her Knickers

Marks & Spencer Store Closure Will Leave Man's Mother 'Nowhere' To Buy Her Knickers

The permanent closure today of one of the most popular clothes shopping stores in one city's history, has presented a local woman with a huge problem in her underwear department. The store in Hull's Whitefriargate has traded in the city since befo...

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Funny story: Living by Anti-Zen Principles

Living by Anti-Zen Principles

In the ongoing culture war, authoritarian nationalists continue to lose ground every second of the day. Diverse, well-adjusted human beings are living their lives as true to themselves as they can, all the while pursuing interests which are geared to...

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Funny story: Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents

Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents

Tom Walker was born in Glasgow, but when he was three years old his family moved to the Cheshire town of Knutsford. He described his upbringing in a 'Glaswegian house' as his parents spoke in impenetrable accents. George Ezra Barnett was born in H...

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Funny story: Student Had "Wholly Inappropriate" Tattoo

Student Had "Wholly Inappropriate" Tattoo

A student at a school in Bangkok was seen to have had what has been described as an "inappropriate tattoo", it has been reported. The 13-year-old boy was seen sporting the temporary tattoo sometime back in 2011 or 2012, but I've only just remember...

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Funny story: Mary Had an Abortion Before Jesus, Biblical Archeologists Claim

Mary Had an Abortion Before Jesus, Biblical Archeologists Claim

Wheaton, IL—Biblical archeologists from Wheaton College have discovered, among a pile of scrolls in a ruin in Nazareth, a letter from the Virgin Mary to her cousin Elizabeth explaining why she had to abort her first child. In the scroll, the Virgin...

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Funny story: Jimmy White And 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan Get EastEnders Call-up

Jimmy White And 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan Get EastEnders Call-up

The big news in British entertainment circles this week is that snooker legends Jimmy White and Ronnie O'Sullivan have landed major starring roles in the miserable BBC soap drama, EastEnders. Jimmy and Ronnie will enter the show in the autumn, as...

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Funny story: Annoying Trend of Nationalist Machine Gun Talking

Annoying Trend of Nationalist Machine Gun Talking

The smoke signal is one of the oldest forms of long-distance communication. It is a form of visual communication used over long distance. In general, smoke signals are used to transmit news, signal danger, or gather people to a common area.(source: W...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections To Fund Medicare For All

Joe Biden Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections To Fund Medicare For All

BILLINGSGATE POST: Live from Des Moines, Iowa: Former Vice-President Joe Biden, still recovering from a partial lobotomy and hair transplant, was asked by rogue reporter, Slim Everdingle, how he was going to fund his Medicare for all program. Po...

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Funny story: Game Of Thrones: Furious Fans Want Ned Stark Brought Back

Game Of Thrones: Furious Fans Want Ned Stark Brought Back

Fans of the HBO fantasy drama series, 'Game Of Thrones', are said to be "up in arms" over what is being called 'a major disappointment' at events in the eighth and final series of the show, with some calling for a radical rewrite of the scripts. '...

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Funny story: Man Has Aspirations Of Being An International Spoof Playboy

Man Has Aspirations Of Being An International Spoof Playboy

A writer of online spoof stories says he hasn't yet given up hope of becoming famous and living the jet-set life of an international spoof superstar playboy. Others say he is wasting his time. Moys Kenwood, who writes endless pieces of pap for...

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Funny story: Our All-Hearing Drones Succeed Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!

Our All-Hearing Drones Succeed Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!

Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable drones have this time crashed the phone call our feckless leader made to dear,old Uncle Putin the other day. We could analyze it and pre-masticate it before feeding it to you like FOX...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Has Hurt His Back

Pep Guardiola Has Hurt His Back

Pep Guardiola, the victorious Manchester City coach, who last season guided his charges to an unprecedented Maine Road treble with Premier League, FA Cup and successes, has hurt his back. The injury was sustained when he was being tossed, 'birthda...

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Funny story: Wombles In The Recording Studio Again

Wombles In The Recording Studio Again

The Wombles, the chart-topping supergroup refuse collectors who had smash hit singles all the way through the 1970s, are back in the recording studios for a reunion recording that promises to eclipse everything else they've done before. Comprising...

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Funny story: Trump May Pardon Lt. Calley for My Lai Massacre

Trump May Pardon Lt. Calley for My Lai Massacre

The White House. Special to The Spoof. A week after pardoning Lt. Michael Behanna, who was convicted by an army court martial and sentenced to prison for 25 years for killing an unarmed Iraqi detainee, President Donald Trump is reportedly considering...

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Funny story: Trump Pardons Racehorse, Blames Robert Mueller As Maximum Security Bombs

Trump Pardons Racehorse, Blames Robert Mueller As Maximum Security Bombs

Louisville, Kentucky - Racecourse stewards ‘in league with Special Counsel Robert Mueller’ likely robbed 9-2 Kentucky Derby pick Maximum Security of victory, a presidential spokesperson said today. Trump reportedly lost a packet backing the Jason...

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have posted an adorable new photograph of baby Archie Harrison's first POOP today - as Meghan, 37, celebrates her first Mother's Day with her son. The adorable single image shows the newborn's SOILED DIAPER or N...

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Funny story: Game Of Thrones: Fans Will March On Winterfell If Final Series Is Not Rewritten

Game Of Thrones: Fans Will March On Winterfell If Final Series Is Not Rewritten

Incensed fans of Game Of Thrones, who have demanded that series 8 should undergo a complete rewrite because it's not what they wanted, say that, if the entire series is not rewritten immediately, they will join forces and march on Winterfell. View...

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Funny story: North Korean Missile Lands In Man's Back Garden

North Korean Missile Lands In Man's Back Garden

A man in the Battambang commune of Tapon has told of how he and his family were rudely awoken on Sunday morning, after a missile originating from North Korea landed in the back garden of his property. Moys Kenwood, 55, was shaken from his slumbers...

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Funny story: Hospital Patients Willing to Stop Treatment To Watch Avengers Endgame

Hospital Patients Willing to Stop Treatment To Watch Avengers Endgame

There are 16,500 hospitals around the world according to Cybermetrics Lab. Apparently, due to the fact that the Avengers franchise have created such a massive cult, 70% hospitals around the world had to stop their treatments, operations, medical supp...

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Funny story: Song celebrates streets of San Francisco

Song celebrates streets of San Francisco

UPDATE: You can hear the http://www.midiworld.com/files/3230 without Pythonista!! Sidewalk, San Francisco, CA - The top music award for experimental music was captured at the annual Gastrointestinal Melodies Awards earlier today here in San Franc...

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Funny story: Man Found James Joyce Novel 'Ulysses' Heavy Going, And Gave It Up As A Bad Job

Man Found James Joyce Novel 'Ulysses' Heavy Going, And Gave It Up As A Bad Job

There are books, and there are 'books', literary accomplishments that set them apart from the rest, that stand out like shining beacons of light on a hilltop, or a cliff's edge, or somewhere lofty like that. You know what I mean. 'Ulysses' by...

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Funny story: Way Is Now Open For Jussie Smollett To Become The New Chewbacca

Way Is Now Open For Jussie Smollett To Become The New Chewbacca

When telecommunications pioneer Alexander Graham Bell spoke the famous words "When one door closes, another door opens", he couldn't possibly have had Jussie Smollett in mind, but those were precisely the words that would have been ringing in the dis...

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Funny story: Trump sits with hand on phone waiting for call from Iran

Trump sits with hand on phone waiting for call from Iran

In an interview with The Guard Dog at The White House, Mr. Trump said, "All they have to do is call me,” Mr. Trump said. The phone was in his lap at this point. The Guard Dog then asked: “But, sir, there are reports all over mainstream media to...

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Funny story: Mosquito In Sink Was Already Dead

Mosquito In Sink Was Already Dead

A man who went to wash his hands in a wash basin was surprised to find a mosquito, apparently sleeping but, on closer inspection, the malaria-spreading killer creature turned out to have expired. Moys Kenwood, 55, was rinsing his hands to rid them...

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Funny story: Law Firm Mistakenly Gives Company Umbrella to Non-Employee Cleaning Woman

Law Firm Mistakenly Gives Company Umbrella to Non-Employee Cleaning Woman

Partners at internationally acclaimed mergers and acquisitions firm Shrinks, Globe & Greid, LLP, were chagrined when, as part of the firm's annual Employee Appreciation Week, an intern in their Manhattan office mistakenly distributed a company um...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #3: The Three-toed Sloth

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #3: The Three-toed Sloth

Welcome again to the Wonderful World of Uninteresting Animals, and, for the third insipid instalment in the series, we're going to talk a bit about the Three-toed Sloth, and how it has come to be known as the laziest bastardo in South America. Ind...

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Funny story: Quentin Tarantino Talks About His New Movie

Quentin Tarantino Talks About His New Movie

We are thrilled to have a guest editorial from director Quentin Tarantino, director of Jackie Brown and Pulp Fiction, and other three-hour talkfests. In a Spoof exclusive, Tarantino talks about his exciting remake of Jaws, followed by an exclusive ex...

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Funny story: World's most hated whale safe from extinction

World's most hated whale safe from extinction

The South Arctic Thick-beaked Ass Whale has been registered as endangered since 1961, but is now safe from extinction, according to the UN Whale Counting Board. The Thick-beaked Ass Whale is peculiar for its hideous appearance and for being the only...

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Funny story: Girl's T-shirt Was 'A Bit Much' To Be Honest

Girl's T-shirt Was 'A Bit Much' To Be Honest

A girl sat in the waiting area of an internationally-recognized English language school, was wearing a T-shirt with a message that was, it has to be said, 'slightly out of the ordinary'. The girl, aged about 13, was wearing the white T-shirt embla...

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Funny story: Jimmy White Accused Of 'Interfering With Boy's Cue'

Jimmy White Accused Of 'Interfering With Boy's Cue'

Snooker legend Jimmy White is in hot water after a friendly piece of advice he offered to a young lad in a pub was misconstrued, and a photo was posted on social media platforms with the comment: 'Jimmy White interfering with young boy's cue'.

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Funny story: History Rewritten- The American Civil War

History Rewritten- The American Civil War

Revisionist History At Its Best! Since many individuals in our modern world - for instance Texas school book editors, far right extremists, far left myopics, Polish and Japanese World War II non-apologists, nationalistic Presidents, OUR President...

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Funny story: Ad Exec Plans to Start Living in Present Moment Very Soon

Ad Exec Plans to Start Living in Present Moment Very Soon

"The present moment is the only place we have any hope of finding happiness or peace," said Olivia Mancini, a high-level advertising executive at a major Manhattan firm, as she explained her affinity for Buddhism and its teachings. "And I'm going to...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver Has Come A Cropper With His Restaurant Chain

Jamie Oliver Has Come A Cropper With His Restaurant Chain

When a large restaurant chain starts losing money, and eventually goes into administration, there would usually have been some signs along the way for the owners that would have helped them take action to protect the business and its hardworking staf...

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Funny story: Georgia Will Close All Northbound Interstates After Passing Stringent Anti-Abortion Bill

Georgia Will Close All Northbound Interstates After Passing Stringent Anti-Abortion Bill

Atlanta - After signing into law a tough new anti-abortion bill which would outlaw the termination of pregnancies if a fetal heartbeat can be detected, which can occur as early as six weeks and before many women realize they are pregnant, Governor Br...

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Funny story: Tartare Sauce Had Reached Its Expiry Date 'Some Time Ago'

Tartare Sauce Had Reached Its Expiry Date 'Some Time Ago'

There are some meals that are just not the same without their sauces, and fish and chips is one of these, but when one diner went to add his tartare sauce to his fish, he found something rather unappetising waiting for him. Moys Kenwood, 55, a fis...

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Funny story: Ayatollah Mocked For ‘Stupid Meghan Markle Hat’

Ayatollah Mocked For ‘Stupid Meghan Markle Hat’

Tehran, Iran - (Dire Straits of Hormuz): Iranian fashionistas are up in arms after their president was ordered to get a sartorial make-over by Tehran’s notorious Gast-e-Ersad morality police. An entry in their FarsiFarceBook page has slammed Presi...

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Funny story: Trump To Give Commencement Address At Trump University

Trump To Give Commencement Address At Trump University

Though Trump University has been shut down, it's in working condition at the Republican Senate. To make points with a maniacal landlord, this once respected chamber is now known as the Trump University of Delusion. Senator Mitch McConnell is grad...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Had 'A Lump In His Throat' For Watford At Final Whistle

Pep Guardiola Had 'A Lump In His Throat' For Watford At Final Whistle

Victorious Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said he had a lump in his throat "the size of a Seville orange" at the end of the FA Cup final, after his team had trounced underdogs, Watford, 6-0 at Wembley Stadium. City outclassed the Hornet...

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Funny story: Mumford & Sons - Does Anybody Really Like Them?

Mumford & Sons - Does Anybody Really Like Them?

Mumford & Sons are a British band formed in 2007. The members are Marcus Mumford (lead vocals, electric guitar, acoustic guitar, drums), Ben Lovett (vocals, keyboard, piano, synthesizer), Winston Marshall (vocals, electric guitar, banjo) and Ted...

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Funny story: Golden State Hires Magic Johnson as Aide during NBA Finals

Golden State Hires Magic Johnson as Aide during NBA Finals

Toronto, Canada. Special to The Spoof. The Golden State Warriors have reportedly hired Magic Johnson, recently departed from the Los Angeles Lakers, as an aide to Warrior coach Steve Kerr during the NBA finals, which start this week. Warrior manageme...

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Funny story: Administrative Assistant Feels He Was Sexually Harassed On First Date

Administrative Assistant Feels He Was Sexually Harassed On First Date

Wisconsin. Sources confirmed Tuesday that Biff Spud, a "new hire" at a city administration building in Door County, Wisconsin, was sexually harassed by Human Resources Director, Jennifer Kriels, 39, on a date they had the previous weekend. The...

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Funny story: Open-Minded Boyfriend Supports Girlfriend in Her Vegan Hobby

Open-Minded Boyfriend Supports Girlfriend in Her Vegan Hobby

In order to support his vegan girlfriend, Kayla Meadows, in her hobbies, Nick Canto attended a plant-based nutrition conference with Kayla, tolerantly setting aside that, while Kayla seeks to live a life of non-violence in every respect, including wh...

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Funny story: Jilted Kim Jong Un Fires Missiles Out of Sexual Frustration Over Trump

Jilted Kim Jong Un Fires Missiles Out of Sexual Frustration Over Trump

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un ordered the launch of missiles in an impromptu assault exercise. Un's strike drill involved a grand total of 540 missiles and rockets. Kim reportedly ordered the exercise to increase combat ability. But everyone...

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Funny story: BTS Are "Completely Different" From Anything That Has Gone Before

BTS Are "Completely Different" From Anything That Has Gone Before

They are currently the hottest thing in pop music, filling stadiums with screaming fans all over the world, breaking all records with sales of their albums, and topping the charts of all civilized countries who have them - they are BTS, the Korean K-...

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Funny story: Poch £50m Bonus For Delivering Champions League Trophy

Poch £50m Bonus For Delivering Champions League Trophy

London, UK - (COYS!): Mauricio Pochettino will pocket a stonking £50m bonus when the Lilywhites obliterate Liverpool in the Champions League cup final next Saturday at Wanda Metropolitano Stadium in Madrid. The deal sees Tottenham players guarant...

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Funny story: California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!

California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!

UPDATE: CALFISH is now evacuating the Salmon from below the Damn. According to spokes-fish Hal A. Bight, the fish, and their human worshippers, are stealthily exiting for high ground. “We like water, but a 100-foot wall of it moving at seventy-...

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Funny story: Trump Wants Mosque Removed Ahead Of London Visit

Trump Wants Mosque Removed Ahead Of London Visit

London, UK - The Trump Administration has told Theresa May to get rid of London’s iconic Park Mosque because its 200ft tall minaret ‘could be used for telescopic espionage’ a White House spokesperson said today. The Grade II-listed edifice sits j...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Is Not A Fan Of Man Buns

Pep Guardiola Is Not A Fan Of Man Buns

The Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said in an interview he is not impressed by man buns, and would never sign a player who had one. A man bun is a funny-looking dollop of hair perched on the back of some men's heads which looks a bit li...

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Funny story: Boor War: Hostilities Begin with Two Cretins at the Dinner Table

Boor War: Hostilities Begin with Two Cretins at the Dinner Table

When you make up the list of guests for that very special dinner, be sure to clarify the status of the expected guests. Don't confuse bores with boors. Bores are OK. The normal, run-of-the-mill bore is harmless, just a tedious, wearying sole who m...

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Funny story: Quentin Tarantino Talks About Writing

Quentin Tarantino Talks About Writing

We asked Quentin Tarantino if he would talk a little about his writing process. And, boy did he ever! Here's an excerpt: Writing movies can be hard. I made a movie called Kill Bill, I’m sure you know, and it was tricky because you know you’...

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Funny story: Alabama Rot Spreads To Governor’s Mansion

Alabama Rot Spreads To Governor’s Mansion

Montgomery, Alabama - (Reuterus): The discovery of a parasitic disorder similar to Mad Cow Disease in Kay Ivey’s sumptuous gubernatorial mansion has been identified as Alabama Rot according to a report in Doghouse News. Also known as sub-cute-anus...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Attacker Awarded Necklace

Arnold Schwarzenegger Attacker Awarded Necklace

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been assured that the man who attacked him at a sporting event in South Africa yesterday, has already been dealt with, and won't be seeing the light of day again. Arnie, 71, was in Johannesburg to promote his Arnold Class...

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Funny story: Oil Discovered In Man's Back Garden

Oil Discovered In Man's Back Garden

The discovery of oil, the commodity that the whole world would like to get its greasy hands on, is always momentous, and it was no different last Sunday afternoon in the Battambang commune of Tapon, when a resident doing some garden maintenance had t...

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Funny story: Star Wars Chewbacca Was Really An Actor In A Monkey Suit

Star Wars Chewbacca Was Really An Actor In A Monkey Suit

A myth that has surrounded the Star Wars franchise for more than forty years was busted wide open yesterday with the news that the Wookiee character, Chewbacca, was actually a man dressed in a monkey suit! The story broke after the sad news of the...

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Funny story: Trump: "Mueller Couldn't Get Me, So They Impeached the Derby Winner"

Trump: "Mueller Couldn't Get Me, So They Impeached the Derby Winner"

Following the disqualification on Saturday of Maximum Security, the apparent Kentucky Derby winner, President Donald Trump tied the stewards' decision to the struggle in Washington to oust him from office. "Only in these days of political correctn...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Bale, Rangers and Jellied Eels

Football Gossip: Bale, Rangers and Jellied Eels

Gareth Bale has told his team-mates he doesn't care about manager Zinedine Zidane's treatment of him and intends to see out the remainder of his contract at Real Madrid. Bale says he will be happy to stay and 'play golf' if not selected to play as he...

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Funny story: Time To Dump Trump

Time To Dump Trump

How did anyone become so sacrosanct in this democracy that he can't be indicted? And who in the United States decided that a president is above the law? It is clear that Donald Trump obstructed justice by attempting to stop an investigation into...

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Funny story: Trump and Bolton Anxious for Opportunity to Personally Lead Nation's Troops Into War With Iran

Trump and Bolton Anxious for Opportunity to Personally Lead Nation's Troops Into War With Iran

Washington - President Donald Trump and National Security Advisor John Bolton are looking forward to an opportunity to showcase the bravery they unfortunately couldn't exhibit during the Vietnam War, due to circumstances beyond their control, by donn...

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Funny story: Hard-of-Hearing Prodigy Tribute Band Booed Off Stage

Hard-of-Hearing Prodigy Tribute Band Booed Off Stage

"I can't understand it, I am sure we heard somewhere that the late Keith Flint suffered from extreme flatulence," said Ryan Skint, vocalist and dancer with Prodigy tribute band Proctology after he and his three-piece band were booed off stage at Madr...

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Funny story: Marvel's 'Avengers: Endgame' Nets $2 Billion And DC Comics...Celebrates?!

Marvel's 'Avengers: Endgame' Nets $2 Billion And DC Comics...Celebrates?!

Now that 'Avengers: Endgame' has become a $2.6 billion worldwide success, the Marvel movie has been greeted not with jeers and inconsolable depression from DC Comics, but rather cheers and an almost Joker-like psychotic happiness. Marvel's cinemat...

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Funny story: Bolton and Pompeo with possible new executive positions in the nuclear war shelter business

Bolton and Pompeo with possible new executive positions in the nuclear war shelter business

Insiders are currently whispering that Mr. Bolton and Mr. Pompeo just might be on the chopping block. Washington has been reporting Mr. Trump needed to air out that he was not totally pleased with recent performance. Mr. Bolton may be gone soon...

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Funny story: Nerd looking for a new hobby

Nerd looking for a new hobby

Nerd Brian Asshat is now looking for a new hobby, following the end of both Game of Thrones and The Big Bang Theory. Grammar pedant Brian, 63, said 'I need a new hobby, now that two of my favourite programmes are ending, and we have had Avengers E...

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Funny story: New Study Shows Tuesdays Suck Even Worse than Mondays

New Study Shows Tuesdays Suck Even Worse than Mondays

A new study released by the Center for Disease Control revealed that while Mondays are notorious for giving people the blues, in fact, Tuesdays suck even worse. "Mondays at least have novelty gong for them," said CDC researcher Cameron Reese. "The...

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Funny story: 7th Grade Essay Contest Winner Informed He Will Eventually Need To Find 'A Real Job' Despite His Natural Ability

7th Grade Essay Contest Winner Informed He Will Eventually Need To Find 'A Real Job' Despite His Natural Ability

Dane County, Wisconsin. After writing a purely outstanding paper explaining the reasons why individuals with 'narcissistic personality disorder' often have troubled intimate relationships, 13-year-old Kyle Lane was warned by teachers, administrators...

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