Round the world dog swimmer loses its way!

Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 16 April 2019

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After setting off from San Francisco, a round the world dog swimmer, heading towards Japan, got swept off its course and was knackered after fighting off great whites, Portuguese-man-of war jelly fish (what the F are they doing in the Pacific??) and, 10 foot waves!

Fortunately, the swimmer nicknamed 'Spitz' looked up at the sun, got back on course and, paddled towards Thailand instead, taking a short cut on the way.

Passing a convenient oil platform, he swam over and cocked his leg up on one of the pylons for a quick wee. 'Spitz' is a very environmentally friendly dog and did not want to pollute the Pacific Ocean more than it already is!

Astonished oil workers, threw down some doggy biscuits, 'Spitz' barked thank you in best Thai and continued his journey towards India where a certain 'Canine Mother Theresa' nicknamed, Kelly, is waiting to give him a couple of nights Air B & B, so he can continue on his epic journey towards New York, where 'Spitz's' mum lives in a stray dog compound. He's hoping to raise enough money to buy her a luxury condo in Manhattan!

BTW, if you are all wondering who the hell is accompanying 'Spitz' on his mega-swim, don't worry, dolphins and whales are always there to give him a quick lift if a passing, starving, great white hasn't had its doggy dinner; no humans could hack it!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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