There were 225 spoof news stories published in July 2018. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Harvey Wienstein to wed Gabourey Sidibe

Funny story: Harvey Wienstein to wed Gabourey Sidibe

Sorry, boys — Gabourey Sidibe is officially off the market! The TV actress and model is engaged to Harvey Wienstein the ex-CEO of The Wienstein Company. The two have been in Italy on a romantic trip, where the engagement took place. Gabourey c...

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Barbie Loves Her New Incarnation

Funny story: Barbie Loves Her New Incarnation

Meet Robotics Engineer Barbie, launched just last month. Gone are the high heels and elaborate outfits. Now Barbie wears sneakers and really loves them. "I'm almost 60 years old and into comfort," she has said, continuing, "jeans, a T shirt, and a...

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Humanity’s last hope questions Eldritch Council's logic

Young man Darren Radthorp, recently discovered to be the reincarnation of the Saverine, defeater of Lord Ulmoch, has been reportedly questioning the logic of the great Eldritch Council who claims he must face a resurgent Ulmoch alone. “I mean I g...

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Game's Instructions Are Not Easy To Understand

Funny story: Game's Instructions Are Not Easy To Understand

A children's memory game purchased in Bangkok but - crucially - made in China, contains a set of instructions that can only reasonably be described as 'bewildering' The game, Clever Friend by Dongba Toys, was bought at Tang Hua Seng by English tea...

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Lindsay Lohan and Tanuja Samarth dating

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Tanuja Samarth dating

Lindsay Lohan and Tanuja Samarth are a hot couple! Lindsay Lohan is reportedly dating Bollywood, Superstar actress Tanuja Samarth, according to LIZ magazine. The tabloid published its report last week, even before Lindsay and Samarth had time to a...

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Alarm Clock Stopped At 01:32

Funny story: Alarm Clock Stopped At 01:32

An alarm clock owner in the Cambodian second-city of Battambang has told of how he awoke late this morning, after his normally-reliable alarm clock failed to wake him up at the normal agreed time. Moys Kenwood, 55, sets his gray-colored Tesco alar...

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No "mutts" at the Butt Hutt

Funny story: No "mutts" at the Butt Hutt

Hollywood, CA. - Is it pure greed or pure breed? Better be sure if you want to shop at this establishment. "They stopped me at the door and asked me if I had a current DNA profile for my dog. Are you kidding me? Sorry they said... no mutts allowed...

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Paul McCartney Cavern Club Gig A Wash-Out

Funny story: Paul McCartney Cavern Club Gig A Wash-Out

It was to be the showbiz event of the year, but Sir Paul McCartney's one-off appearance at Liverpool's Cavern Club after a gap of more than 60 years last Thursday, fell flat when nobody turned up. The performance was ticket-only, and the superstar...

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Batman is a lesbian!

Funny story: Batman is a lesbian!

In the latest Batman US TV series it seems that several transgender, gay, and lesbian issues have been upgraded to adapt to modern times (apart from down south where Rednecks tend to be straight and only have John Wayne and Clint Eastwood as their he...

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Trump Not Sure About Whether He's Sure About Russia Or Not

Funny story: Trump Not Sure About Whether He's Sure About Russia Or Not

In a frank and honest statement earlier today, President Trump has admitted that he isn't sure about whether or not he's sure about Russia's involvement, or non-involvement, in the Meddlinggate crisis. Mr Trump, looney, was speaking at a White Hou...

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Game Of Thrones Peter Dinklage Dreams Of Growing Up

Funny story: Game Of Thrones Peter Dinklage Dreams Of Growing Up

Actor Peter Dinklage, who plays Tyrion Lannister in the fantasy HBO drama 'Game of Thrones', has started to grow up, it has been reported. The one-time data processing clerk was born with achondroplasia, a common form of dwarfism, and, until as la...

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Trump's dentures modified to avoid misspeaks

As the perils of enunciation smacked in the face of President Trump at his press conference with President Putin in Russia, misspeak has now enhanced fake news as Donald's pet pieces of nomenclature for the imparting of data and official information.

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Ancient Vampire Who Yearns for Death Reviews Oceans 8

900 year old vampire Ardith Dartan, who wishes for nothing more than to finally be freed from his wretched existence, shared his thoughts about the latest film in the long running Oceans series. “I found the heist to be less interesting than the...

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The Beatles In 'Comeback' Shock

Funny story: The Beatles In 'Comeback' Shock

There was amazing and exciting news for fans of The Beatles today when, in an impromptu press conference in Liverpool, Sir Paul McCartney proudly announced that the 'world's most influential band' is to make a comeback - with just him in it! Ther...

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TV Set Killed Man

Funny story: TV Set Killed Man

Police in Fort Lauderdale say the death of a man in his seventies was caused by his TV set, and have charged the appliance with homicide. The man, Gordon Binfield, 74, had lived alone since his wife died in 1983, and, having few friends, rarely l...

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Nashville Man Sees an Angel and Friends and Family Have No Trouble Believing Him

Funny story: Nashville Man Sees an Angel and Friends and Family Have No Trouble Believing Him

Early yesterday morning while taking his dog on a walk in the woods outside his house, 54-year-old Bert Holeman of Nashville, Tennessee, hardly expected to encounter an angel – but that's precisely what happened. “It was wild,” recounted Bert. “Th...

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Trump Combover Now UK's Most Requested Style At Hairdressing Salons

Funny story: Trump Combover Now UK's Most Requested Style At Hairdressing Salons

There may have been protests last Friday in London and around the UK, but US President Donald Trump also has his admirers, as has been proven at hairdressing salons up and down the country, with haircuttists saying that the 'Trump combover' is the st...

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Trump’s Wall Falling Down

Funny story: Trump’s Wall Falling Down

In a few months, following Trump's removal from office, his border wall will also be removed. Drum roll! The committee for the Restoration of America is planning a four-day celebration to commemorate the takedown. While heads of state are eage...

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Rain Nearly Washed Town Away

Funny story: Rain Nearly Washed Town Away

Freakish weather conditions in the Battambang area Thursday meant there was a damp start to the day for one Englishman living in the area. Moys Kenwood, 55, reported how he awoke to the sound of cats and dogs falling on the metallic roof of his ba...

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Taylor Swift confirmed her affair with Charlie Sheen

Funny story: Taylor Swift confirmed her affair with Charlie Sheen

Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen are making their love official. Since last week, fans haven't been able to contain their excitement after news broke that the Country singer had professed her love while the two were vacationing in Hawaii. While many...

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Hull Fair Ghost Train Is Haunted

Funny story: Hull Fair Ghost Train Is Haunted

A major attraction at the site of the largest travelling funfair in Europe is under the watchful eyes of ghostwatchers today, after an unexplained occurrence at Hull Fair. Hull Fair first appeared in the city in 1278, and then annually from 1293.

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College Student Takes a Dump and Then Makes His Roommates Look at It

Funny story: College Student Takes a Dump and Then Makes His Roommates Look at It

Cockland University. Roy Bunders, 20, took a dump so incredibly big last Thursday that he immediately felt the need to show it to his roommates. "I had just eaten at the cafeteria, and I felt the urgent need to go to the restroom," he said.

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Ivanka Trump Will Start Selling Designer Cages for Border Kids

Funny story: Ivanka Trump Will Start Selling Designer Cages for Border Kids

Trump Tower, NY Trump's daughter, Ivanka, who recently shuttered her clothing line because she was "too busy" (all the stores stopped selling it), announced that she will start the Ivanka Trump Designer Cage Co. "We just thought it was an idea who...

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Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout

After weeks of investigation local man Lawerance Oddert, father of three, was killed in a violent shootout with police after stealing a pie that was cooling on old Miss Tennanbaums window sill. The police first started suspecting Oddert when he refus...

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Experts Confirm Kim Jong-Un Once Adorable Asian Baby

Earlier this morning, White House officials addressed the nation in a press conference and confirmed that Kim Jong-Un, leader of the most tyrannical government in the world, was once an adorable Asian baby. The shocking evidence disproves the commonl...

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It's Back! The Monobrow Leaves Men Gasping for it and more...

Funny story: It's Back! The Monobrow Leaves Men Gasping for it and more...

Comely adult film star Felicity Fellatio admitted today that following rave reviews for her new look, she no longer resorted to electrolysis, plucking, shaving, creams or any form of depilation and claimed that men are loving it. Felicity spoke ex...

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EastEnders Adam Woodyatt Changes Name To Ian Beale

Funny story: EastEnders Adam Woodyatt Changes Name To Ian Beale

In a move which some will say was inevitable, the 'EastEnders' star Adam Woodyatt, who plays Ian Beale, has changed his name to Ian Beale. Woodyatt, or 'Beale', has played 'Ian' since the show was first aired in 1985, and has come to think of hims...

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EastEnders Phil And Grant Team Up For Violent TV Series

Funny story: EastEnders Phil And Grant Team Up For Violent TV Series

'EastEnders' brothers Phil and Grant Mitchell have been lined up to star in a new BBC drama show where the pair are constantly trying to seek out and kill fellow Albert Square resident Ian Beale, who has gone on the run. It's the first spin-off fr...

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EastEnders Pair Are The Best Of Friends Offscreen

Funny story: EastEnders Pair Are The Best Of Friends Offscreen

It's been reported that the onscreen rivalry between EastEnders actors Adam Woodyatt and Steve McFadden, who play Ian Beale and Phil Mitchell respectively, could not be further from the truth, and the two are the best of friends when filming is over.

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Tommy Robinson Band To Re-release 'I Shall Be Released'

Funny story: Tommy Robinson Band To Re-release 'I Shall Be Released'

Tommy Robinson, the founder of the English Defence League, who is currently serving a 13-month prison sentence after being found guilty of contempt of court, has reformed his seventies punk band, and will release a new single tomorrow. The Tom Rob...

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Spoof writer writes spoof article about something insignificant

Funny story: Spoof writer writes spoof article about something insignificant

Arson Bobwang, a regular writer for The Spoof, has written his hundredth article for the well-disregarded satire site. It is a minimalistic tale entitled "Leaf Falls From Tree", and is about as funny as watching a real leaf fall from a real tree.

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Donald Trumps Pay Your Age Build a Wall Offer Falls Flat

Funny story: Donald Trumps Pay Your Age Build a Wall Offer Falls Flat

POTUS Donald Trumps latest scheme to build a wall between the USA and Mexico has fallen flat after no one turned up. The hapless President had picked up the idea from the famous Build A Bear company, whose Pay Your Age offer was massively over sub...

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Poldark fan angry to learn that her husband likes Demelza

Funny story: Poldark fan angry to learn that her husband likes Demelza

Lorraine Johnson, like many people likes watching Poldark, for its intrigue, well drawn characters, scenery and easy on the eye cast was angered by the fact that her husband Gary only watches it for Demelza. 'Imagine my surprise' said Lorraine 'wh...

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Young Wisconsin Man Decides Not To Exercise In The Gym After Work

Funny story: Young Wisconsin Man Decides Not To Exercise In The Gym After Work

Knobville, Wisconsin. Police and town officials sent out a massive search party for young Steven Pubes when it was noticed that he was not in the gym last Monday. Steven, 23, usually goes to a local gym called "The Big Load" every Monday, Wedne...

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Hairy female armpits banned at The Nutters Beach Club / Dia veinteocho!

Funny story: Hairy female armpits banned at The Nutters Beach Club / Dia veinteocho!

2 unshaven, tattooed, fallen footy icons, entered our club last night after failing so miserably and observing a 'change of the superstars footy guard', which manifested itself in front of millions of footy fans yesterday; qui, qui! So, to cheer them up, and being completely mad, we allowed females with hairy armpits into the club to tickle their fancies with their hairy, exposed parts! Sadl...

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Man Followed Through

Funny story: Man Followed Through

There was an embarrassing situation to deal with for one man this morning, after a fart he attempted to release from between his buttocks, turned into something more serious, and he followed through. The incident happened in a bank in Battambang w...

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Fat Boy, 6, Sits On Computer Chair, And Smashes It Beyond Recognition

Funny story: Fat Boy, 6, Sits On Computer Chair, And Smashes It Beyond Recognition

There was hysterical laughter aplenty at one school in Battambang this morning, when a student sat down rather too heavily on a computer chair, whereupon it disintegrated underneath him. The boy, aged 6, and weighing around 150lbs, was waiting to...

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Neymar Offered 'Role' In EastEnders

Funny story: Neymar Offered 'Role' In EastEnders

Brazilian footballer Neymar has been wowing the crowds at the World Cup in Russia with some stunning performances, and 2 goals so far, but the fans are not the only people the 26-year-old has been impressing. Executives at the BBC have been meetin...

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Man Went To Tesco At 3am 'To See What It Would Be Like'

Funny story: Man Went To Tesco At 3am 'To See What It Would Be Like'

A man with little better to do than visit supermarkets in the middle of the night, has recounted how he visited his local Tesco Superstore at 3am one morning - just to see what it would feel like! Moys Kenwood, 54, told of how, in September 2017,...

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Man Produced Fart That Lasted About 25 Seconds

Funny story: Man Produced Fart That Lasted About 25 Seconds

A teacher has told of how an enormous build-up of gas in his intestine led to him releasing a fart that lasted about 25 seconds. Moys Kenwood, 55, had been sitting at a computer, planning a lesson for about one hour, when he felt that he needed t...

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Harry Maguire Turns Down Manchester United Move As He Fucking Hates Them

Funny story: Harry Maguire Turns Down Manchester United Move As He Fucking Hates Them

Harry Maguire, the Leicester City and England defender, has turned down the opportunity to join Manchester United, saying he fucking hates them. Maguire, 25, was born in Sheffield, and has always been a Sheffield United supporter. As such, there...

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Cleavage to Blame for Man's Unfulfilled Destiny

Funny story: Cleavage to Blame for Man's Unfulfilled Destiny

When severely questioned about where his life's course could have taken him, 45-year-old William Peters confessed that cleavage had completely screwed up his destiny. "After I finished my doctoral studies, I seriously could have been an archaeol...

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Man Answered Call From Caller Who Had Called Wrong Number

Funny story: Man Answered Call From Caller Who Had Called Wrong Number

There was 'annoyance in the air' in East Yorkshire this morning, when a man answered his telephone, only to discover that the person who was calling had dialled his number by mistake, and had intended to call someone else. The man, Moys Kenwood, f...

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Millipede With 1,000 Legs Found

Funny story: Millipede With 1,000 Legs Found

In the very first case of its kind, a man in Battambang has discovered a millipede that actually has what its name suggests it should have - 1,000 legs! Moys Kenwood, 55, was in his bathroom taking a dump, when a chance glance at the floor, mid-c...

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Man Bemoans 'Invasive Internet Advertisements'

Funny story: Man Bemoans 'Invasive Internet Advertisements'

A writer on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has called for more stringent control on 'invasive internet advertising' after becoming literally mired in ads which have cost him "an arm and a leg". The writer, Erskin Quint, frequent contribut...

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Eloon Musk Set To Send 1 Million Dairy Cows To Mars To Re-establish Atmosphere On The Red Planet

Funny story: Eloon Musk Set To Send 1 Million Dairy Cows To Mars To Re-establish Atmosphere On The Red Planet

Eloon Musk today purchased several thousand head of Jersey dairy cattle, some yet to be born, with the promise to breed up to 6 million to send a constant stream of the bovines to the planet surface of Mars. Each cow would be equipped with its own...

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Donald Trump Blimp Out Of Control

Funny story: Donald Trump Blimp Out Of Control

The Donald Trump blimp - the 20ft-high balloon of the US President, wearing a baby's diaper - which has been flying in the sky above the Houses of Parliament in London since Friday, has broken free of its moorings! The perfectly-coiffeured inflata...

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Trump Sees Ant-Man and Wasp Movie and Wants Scientists to Build Him a Super-Suit

Funny story: Trump Sees Ant-Man and Wasp Movie and Wants Scientists to Build Him a Super-Suit

Mir-A-Lago, FL President Trump tweeted today that America's scientists are way behind where they should be. "Why haven't our scientists invented something like Ant-Man's little cars or an Iron Man suit like in the movies? I think, as President, I...

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Killer Bees Responsible For Butterfly Extinction

Funny story: Killer Bees Responsible For Butterfly Extinction

A team of researchers has concluded that the fate of a species of butterfly was decided by a particularly aggressive type of Killer Bee. Research into the Emperor Penguin butterfly had told experts that the species was close to extinction, and, in...

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Boy Hurt After Putting His Head In Alsation Dog's Mouth

Funny story: Boy Hurt After Putting His Head In Alsation Dog's Mouth

A boy who had, only days before, watched a crocodile show where a man put his head inside a crocodile's mouth, was injured at the weekend when he put his own head inside the mouth of his family's pet, an Alsation dog. Bobby, 6, had been to the cro...

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English Hooligans gatecrash The Nutters Beach Club/ Dia veinteneuve!

Funny story: English Hooligans gatecrash The Nutters Beach Club/ Dia veinteneuve!

It was unavoidable that sooner our later our exclusive club would be discovered, breached, and gatecrashed by English footy hooligans, desperate for some insanity and hoping looking up Volga Olga's shriveled banana skin skirt! However, these hooligans were slightly different, yes pissed out of their brains, but, non-violent, and bawling their eyes out in disbelief after what they witnessed last ni...

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Man Didn't Seem To Notice (Or Care) That His Big, Hairy, Sweaty Ass Was Showing

With a belly that has been perfectly formed over a 30-year period of eating TV Dinners and drinking beer, 55-year-old Shane Wall didn't seem to notice, or even care, that his pants had slipped down at work and that his big, hairy, sweaty ass was show...

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Baseball's Next 300 Game Winner... Should Retire at 299

As major league baseball pauses for its annual All Star break, let's also pause to wonder who's the next 300 game winner, or will there ever be another one? My advice to the two pitchers closest to that mark - Bartolo Colon of the Rangers [245] an...

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New Toothpaste Has Controversial Name

Funny story: New Toothpaste Has Controversial Name

A new toothpaste that, it's been claimed, offers extraordinary and revolutionary dental health protection, is at the center of a war of words between dentists - over its name, KUNNY. The toothpaste, which has come through much stringent testing wi...

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Pence, Cabinet Cabal May Invoke 25th Amendment, Removing Trump

Shocked by the President's erratic behavior and comments during recent weeks, sources close to Vice President Mike Pence reveal that he has been in serious discussions with key members of Donald Trump's cabinet with the intent of declaring him "unab...

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Astronomers discriminate against trans-Neptunian objects

Funny story: Astronomers discriminate against trans-Neptunian objects

For years, astronomers have shown a preference for studying the eight main planets of the solar system, disregarding "almost everything beyond Uranus" as famous astronomer Edwin Hubble once said. Yet now, a new movement is aiming to overcome these...

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RSPCA Threat to Take Schrödinger's Cat Dead or Alive

Funny story: RSPCA Threat to Take Schrödinger's Cat Dead or Alive

Renowned Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger was outraged this morning when he heard that RSPCA inspectors intended to raid his laboratory in an attempt to seize his cat, Tiddles, after allegations of animal cruelty. An exasperated Tiddles spoke...

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NFL Bans Trump From Going To or Even Watching NFL Games

Funny story: NFL Bans Trump From Going To or Even Watching NFL Games

"President Trump is no longer welcome in any NFL facility" a representative from the NFL Commissioner's office announced. "We have found that his presence is just too disruptive for the players. The owners don't really give a fig what the players do...

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England Still Have Everything To Play For

Funny story: England Still Have Everything To Play For

England manager Gareth Southgate knows that he has a tricky job on his hands to raise his troops for tomorrow's game with Belgium, but has buoyed them with the rallying call that: Everything is still to play for - except for the World Cup, that...

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Demi Lovato Conscious Again After Publicity Stunt

Funny story: Demi Lovato Conscious Again After Publicity Stunt

US singer Demi Lovato, who was reported as having been taken into hospital on Tuesday, after a 'Publicity Stunt Overdose' (PSO) is said to be 'recovering well', and is expected to be fleecing fans again soon. Lovato, 25, who was on the road with h...

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Stock Market Disaster

Funny story: Stock Market Disaster

There was panic amongst traders and investors in all sectors this afternoon when, after a fairly steady opening, the Stock Market crashed. The market, comprising nine units selling a variety of clothing, footwear, housewares, cleaning products, fo...

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Stock Market Collapses

Funny story: Stock Market Collapses

As an amazing run of poor luck continued on the Stock Market, traders were left facing 'total ruin' after high winds yesterday blew the stalls down. The 'early forecast' had been good, but squally showers mid-morning, and strong breezes coming fro...

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Elon Musk's latest invention: a paedo sniffer

The world of criminal investigation was cockahoop today after billionaire fish-faced eccentric Elon Musk revealed his latest invention. At a press conference, Musk wore one of his new prosthetic noses and was able to identify three members of the pre...

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Qui, Qui, Non, Non, Pee, Pee, as thunderstorm crashes our non-footy after party! Nutters Beach Club dia treinte y seis!

Funny story: Qui, Qui, Non, Non, Pee, Pee, as thunderstorm crashes our non-footy after party! Nutters Beach Club dia treinte y seis!

Attempting to thwart gate-crashing French footy hooligans, our Chinese Chief Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, took French frogs legs and French snails off the menu and replaced them with lice (Cantonese version) plus US GMO soy beans! Sadly, as our resident pirate, pissed, poet laureate, Sir Francis (Non-Canard) Charlton and his pissed, perched, deaf, dumb and blind parrot called, Erskine, was about to recit...

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Power of Positive Thinking Found to be a Big Load of Shit

Funny story: Power of Positive Thinking Found to be a Big Load of Shit

Many people around the world believe in the importance of positive thinking. It is often said that having a good attitude as well as a healthy mindset will generally improve an individual's quality of life and lead to success in his or her endeavors...

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Dia treinte y seite / Nutters Beach Club opens again after heatwave dries out Volga Olga's boney groin!

Funny story: Dia treinte y seite / Nutters Beach Club opens again after heatwave dries out Volga Olga's boney groin!

Yes fellow Nutters the heatwave currently crisping up our wrinkles has caused quite a problem, Volga Olga, our resident dancer and, 85 year-old Russian nymphomaniac, was "nearly biting the dried, burnt grass" as she suffered two bouts of dehydration after dancing into the early morning hours and disappearing in the broom cupboard with Tiger Woods after she divulged her parched, saggy boobs, to him...

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The Great White Id

Funny story: The Great White Id

i Daily watch the Great White Id Huffing and puffing away. He’ll gladly tell you what he did To madly disrupt your day. He tweets his Id thoughts from his Throne— His petty gripes and “So unfairs!” Civility he now bemoans And offers us instead despair. His Little Ids feed off his spew And swallow every lie he tweets. His policies the poor now screws— (The same who sport their cle...

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The Secret England Footballer: Croatia and Cretinous Decisions. I told you so.

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: Croatia and Cretinous Decisions. I told you so.

You know I told you so. It's taken a day or two for me to get over my anger, but now I feel free to vent my spleen. Forget Gareth's M&S waistcoat, the penalty win over Columbia, slab head Maguire's goal, getting us to the semi-final and all th...

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Football's Forgotten Terrace Chant To Make Comeback

Funny story: Football's Forgotten Terrace Chant To Make Comeback

A chant that emerged at football grounds in the 1970s, and became popular all over England, Scotland and Wales, mutated and morphed into differently-worded chants, but then went out of fashion, is making a comeback, it has been reported. The chant...

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Golden Shower Dampens World Cup Final Celebrations

Funny story: Golden Shower Dampens World Cup Final Celebrations

France and Croatia provided a stunning finale to the World Cup last night, and, in a wonderful show of footballing skills, the French ran out 4-2 victors. Sadly, there was an unfortunate footnote to the tournament, when an argument broke out over the...

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Snot Hanging Out Of Kid's Nose Was Nearly A Foot Long

Funny story: Snot Hanging Out Of Kid's Nose Was Nearly A Foot Long

There was horror on a horrific scale in a local school this morning, when a student in a Science class sneezed, and produced a horrifying 'creature' almost as long as a ruler, that hung out of his nose ! The dirty Snotfest took place around 9am, a...

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United Nations Gives Up

Funny story: United Nations Gives Up

With tears in his eyes, Grand Counsel, Watta Doushpag made a short statement today, which in effect dissolves the international organization founded in 1791 for the mission of putting an end to war, and maintaining world peace forever. "What's the...

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Nothing Remarkable Happens To Man

Funny story: Nothing Remarkable Happens To Man

In a surprising turn of non-events that regular readers may find difficult to believe, not much of anything worth telling you about happened to one man living in the Cambodian second-city of Battambang yesterday. Bucking trends as if they were goi...

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Comey diagnosed with NDCR syndrome as doctors warn of new virus and spreading epidemic

Funny story: Comey diagnosed with NDCR syndrome as doctors warn of new virus and spreading epidemic

Former Director of the FBI James Comey has been hospitalized and isolated in a special care facility in Washington, D.C. He is diagnosed with a severe outbreak of the new virus NDCR, particularly virulent this summer. This facility remains cla...

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Volga Olga dances in a 'Brazil Nuts' see through topless dress and brings Neymar down!! Dia Treinta / Dag Dertig!

Funny story: Volga Olga dances in a 'Brazil Nuts' see through topless dress and brings Neymar down!! Dia Treinta / Dag Dertig!

After ridding the world of Banana Republic, terrible, fake actors, our superstar, 85 year-old, nymphomaniac, resident dancer, Volga Olga, born on the banks of the Black Sea, in Ras-Putin's annexed world of opulence, and Czar palaces, swapped her brown bananas, Josephine Baker style, for Brazil Nut-ters! Rio's infamous carnaval has invited Volga Olga over to head the 2019 carnaval in her Brazil...

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Putin Doesn't Want Trump to Visit Any More Dictators

Funny story: Putin Doesn't Want Trump to Visit Any More Dictators

Helsinki, Finland After Trump and Putin met at the Helsinki Summit, the translator succumbed to a large bribe and revealed what was said in private between the dictator and the wannabe dictator. "At first Putin was nice to Trump, but then he got r...

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Owen Gole Favourite To Win Golden Boot

Funny story: Owen Gole Favourite To Win Golden Boot

The World Cup is well into its final stages, and, as well as the question over its eventual winners, fans are also speculating as to who might win the Golden Boot, the accolade of being the tournament's highest scorer. Belgium eliminated Brazil la...

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Descendants of Brothers Grimm Sue Trump Administration for Giving FairyTales a Bad Name

Funny story: Descendants of Brothers Grimm Sue Trump Administration for Giving FairyTales a Bad Name

The ACLU today filed yet another suit against the Trump Administration, this time on behalf of the Brothers Grimm, or rather there genetic descendants of the Brothers Grimm. "We can no longer stand by as the plots and lessons embedded in the stori...

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Putin and Kim Jong-Un Set Up Play Date Without Inviting Trump

Funny story: Putin and Kim Jong-Un Set Up Play Date Without Inviting Trump

Mar-A-Lamo, FL President Trump is waiting by the phone ever since he found out the leaders of North Korea and Russia are scheduling secret meetings behind his back. "It's probably just a misunderstanding. I know Kim and Vlad probably invited me, b...

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Financial Press Shocked that Government Official Who has 2.5 Billion in Debt Wants Lower Interest Rates

Funny story: Financial Press Shocked that Government Official Who has 2.5 Billion in Debt Wants Lower Interest Rates

New York - A government official, whose private company owes banks and investors over 2.5 billion dollars through 500 private partnerships, broke long standing protocol and criticized the Federal Reserve Board for raising interest rates, rattling bus...

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President Vows To "Put The Lead Back In Paint"

Funny story: President Vows To "Put The Lead Back In Paint"

In what Republican lawmakers touted as certain boost for the economy, the president revealed his plan today, to "Put The Lead Back In Paint." A spokesperson for the Society of Mothers For The Manufacture of Lead responded that this is exactly what...

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United South Western Delta Phi Airline Announces Plans to Hire Surgeon; Doctor; Veterinarian; Boxer; and Contortionist

Funny story: United South Western Delta Phi Airline Announces Plans to Hire Surgeon; Doctor; Veterinarian; Boxer; and Contortionist

United South Western Delta Phi airlines today announced new employment opportunities. The airline is looking to solve several recent problems it has had with pets dying; humans needing mid-air medical assistance or operations; violent passengers and...

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Strzok and democrats at congressional hearings see Russians here, there, and everywhere

Funny story: Strzok and democrats at congressional hearings see Russians here, there, and everywhere

Grilled by a Congressional Committee on possible bias toward President Trump, FBI agent Peter Strzok has suggested the Russians, again, are the benefactors. Various newscasters in the mainstream media, apart from FOX News, are ready to carry this...

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Slim Everdingle Sits Down With Vladimir Putin After Helsinki

Funny story: Slim Everdingle Sits Down With Vladimir Putin After Helsinki

BILLINGSGATE POST: Intrepid crack reporter Slim Everdingle sits down with Vladimir Putin in an interview that captures the attention of millions of viewers throughout the World who are anxious to hear first hand what was said behind closed doors in...

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Man looking for a quiet place for a drink on Wednesday and Sunday.

Funny story: Man looking for a quiet place for a drink on Wednesday and Sunday.

Walter Klondyke Smith, 56, has explained to us that he is desperately trying to think of a quiet pub he can go to on Wednesday and Sunday night when if all goes to plan some multi-millionaires will be kicking a ball around a field thousands of miles...

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Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Funny story: Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Colorado has changed the meaning of Rocky Mountain High to something more literal over the years. Now they are preparing some special weaponry especially for Federal Law Enforcement, should it come to enforce Federal cannabis regulations. "We call...

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Indictments of 12 Russians = ham on rye plus gooseberry cream pie and deep chocolate latte

Funny story: Indictments of 12 Russians = ham on rye plus gooseberry cream pie and deep chocolate latte

"A grand jury can indict a ham sandwich" has once again emerged to dominate American politics. Last Friday, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, acting for Mr. Mueller’s investigation, indicted twelve Russians as suspects in the Russian collusi...

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Two-Thirds of Americans Are Despondent But Only One-Third Are Clinically Depressed/Suicidal

Funny story: Two-Thirds of Americans Are Despondent But Only One-Third Are Clinically Depressed/Suicidal

A report published today in JAMA Internal Medicine revealed that that the emotional state of the large majority (63 percent) of Americans is general despondency, but the good news is that only slightly more than one-third (34 percent) are clinically...

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The Secret England Footballer: World Cup Shambles, My Personal Roundup

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: World Cup Shambles, My Personal Roundup

By the time you read this, I'll be back in Blighty doing the biz with the owner's daughter again. Just what I need and so does she. We'll be off to Ibiza for some pre-season R&R shortly. Well, never let it be said that I didn't do my best for...

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Fried Egg Was Cooked Too Long For Man's Liking

Funny story: Fried Egg Was Cooked Too Long For Man's Liking

An egg that was pan-fried in sunflower oil until the yolk was a pale yellow color, which could then be "bitten and chewed", had been cooked for too long, in one man's opinion. The egg, served to Moys Kenwood, 55, by his wife as part of a sausage,...

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Mueller to indict Republican Party at large as colluding with Russia to steal the 2016 election

Funny story: Mueller to indict Republican Party at large as colluding with Russia to steal the 2016 election

Special counsel Robert Mueller is reported close to another indictment—of the entire Republican Party as well as Mr. Trump. The indictment will name every verifiable Republican-associated official and party representative in 2016. Republican v...

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Colin's Bad Luck With The Ladies

Funny story: Colin's Bad Luck With The Ladies

An Englishman's wedding day was laid to waste when his bride-to-be told him she needed to "pop outside for a cigarette", and was never seen again. Colin 'D' was due to tie the knot at a Registry Office in Bournemouth with his intended, whose name does not matter, so don't ask. The woman got as far as arriving at the office and taking a seat inside, before starting to show signs of extreme an...

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3 Large Corporations To Merge into The Beast

Funny story: 3 Large Corporations To Merge into The Beast

In what scriptural scholars agree is a sure fire sign of the end of times, the heads of three giant communications companies skyped each other in a secret illegal collusioney meeting, which was somehow leaked five minutes later, most likely through t...

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England: Fourth Place Is Coming Home!

Funny story: England: Fourth Place Is Coming Home!

Let the celebrations begin! The England football team, so often derided in the past and labelled 'disappointing' at major tournaments, have at last 'completed the job', 'delivered the goods', and, in one last pathetic strain for a brilliant flower...

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Cloud In Shape Of Penis Draws Big Crowd

Funny story: Cloud In Shape Of Penis Draws Big Crowd

There was mayhem in one Indian city on Friday, as thousands of women rushed to become 'blessed with sacred milk', when a cloud in the shape of a huge penis appeared in the sky above the city. The penis, I beg your pardon, the cloud, started to for...

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Trump and Putin Play Mini Golf in Helsinki

Funny story: Trump and Putin Play Mini Golf in Helsinki

Russian president Vladimir Putin and US president Donald Trump played mini golf Monday in Helsinki. It was during their summit, the part where they were supposed to meet alone. The official business part of their meeting didn’t take long as Putin...

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Nashville Man Who Decides to Follow Jesus Ends Up Sitting in One Place for Really Long Time

Funny story: Nashville Man Who Decides to Follow Jesus Ends Up Sitting in One Place for Really Long Time

After much soul-searching, Michael Ford of Nashville, Tennessee, a Christian, decided to completely turn over his will and life and follow Jesus, only to wind up sitting in one place for a really long time.. As Mike tells it, the decision to follo...

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Coming Soon: Trump Removed From Office

Funny story: Coming Soon: Trump Removed From Office

When Donald Trump is removed from office for fraud, collusion, bad tweets, terrible hairdo, obstruction of justice, due to stealing his election with the help of his Russians pals, all of his judicial appointments and executive orders will have to be...

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Elderly Spoof writer seeks new career as: Poop Consultant!

The Reverend T. J. McCorkle, well known spoof writer and founder of the Fart Farm initiative in North Carolina announced at a press conference this morning that in an effort to further help his fellow man and particularly the elderly, he was founding...

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Mueller Indicts 811 Russians and 72 Million Americans for Election Meddling on Social Media

Funny story: Mueller Indicts 811 Russians and 72 Million Americans for Election Meddling on Social Media

Washington - All Indictments have finally been handed down in the Russian election meddling investigation by the Justice Department and Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller. The individuals, including 811 Russian nationals, President Trump and 72 mil...

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