Written by Al N.

Saturday, 7 July 2018

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Some scientists candidly admitted they would like to give Trump a suit that would fly him to Mars and stay there.

Mir-A-Lago, FL President Trump tweeted today that America's scientists are way behind where they should be.

"Why haven't our scientists invented something like Ant-Man's little cars or an Iron Man suit like in the movies? I think, as President, I should be given some kind of super-armor with x-ray and heat vision and other perks," whined Trump. "And how about that super-serum? Captain America had that way back in World War II, which I think came after World War I. Why are we so far behind?" continued Trump

"We have been working on some treatments that would help people with low intelligence and also for folks that suffer from narcissism. And for someone like Trump who is completely in his own world, we have some great new remedies that we think would do him a lot more good than an Iron Man suit" spoke a representative scientist.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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