Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Funny story written by JinoLeFeeto

Thursday, 19 July 2018

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First Royal Turbulence shared between Queen and Markle

Many of us knew it twas only a matter of time before it happened, but alas it finally...happened. At Buckingham Palace, during Sunday tea with the Queen, sitting down with Meghan Markle for just an intimate little twosome - the first time since the wedding - that's when it, well, sort of just happened.

"It was actually a quiet little 'bumsen' burner," said one of the serving staff on condition of anonymity, "A regular little air tulip really. Wink of the eye and you wouldn't have even known it happened, 'cept the Queenie, she wasn't letting it pass by so easy. She gave her own little 'back blast; a real ass flapper actually, caught the young Mrs by surprise it did.

"Well they both busted up laughing after that as Queenie does like a good laugh and she don't like to be out done at ANY thing so just for good measure she let another cheeser that had them both tittering."

Sources close to the Royal household confirmed this was the first time the two had shared a moment of anal audio and that Markle has yet to use the same toilet facilities as the Queen, but they expect that landmark to happen any day now!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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