Season of the Fish
Starting today July 22, 2018, the season of the Fish is upon us once again. Which means that Fishmas is right around the corner, and we will all, once again, be in our most joyous and giving moods. The holiday was created by Mr. Zachary Fish earl...Read full story
Game's Instructions Are Not Easy To Understand
A children's memory game purchased in Bangkok but - crucially - made in China, contains a set of instructions that can only reasonably be described as 'bewildering' The game, Clever Friend by Dongba Toys, was bought at Tang Hua Seng by English tea...Read full story
Dia treinte y seite / Nutters Beach Club opens again after heatwave dries out Volga Olga's boney groin!
Yes fellow Nutters the heatwave currently crisping up our wrinkles has caused quite a problem, Volga Olga, our resident dancer and, 85 year-old Russian nymphomaniac, was "nearly biting the dried, burnt grass" as she suffered two bouts of dehydration after dancing into the early morning hours and disappearing in the broom cupboard with Tiger Woods after she divulged her parched, saggy boobs, to him...Read full story
Six o’clock news to be accompanied by laughter track
For years it has been a sensible, calm harbinger of events, an introduction to goings on in the world at the end of each workday. But now, say BBC executives, it has become stale and dull, like a mouldy piece of bread thrown into the gutter and ni...Read full story
Man Bemoans 'Invasive Internet Advertisements'
A writer on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has called for more stringent control on 'invasive internet advertising' after becoming literally mired in ads which have cost him "an arm and a leg". The writer, Erskin Quint, frequent contribut...Read full story
Born To Spoof New Beginnings Chapter 5: We Meet Again!
"Good work #3," said a disgustingly familiar voice that made my skin crawl. "Just as I asked you to do," said Mark, as he leveled a 357 magnum and silencer at me. "I'm not #3," said #4, "Remember? I'm number 7." "Tcch," said Mark clicking his tongue,"OHHHHH yes! Sorry my dear. Well, you've done well bringing me this naughty boy. Oh, don't look at her sooo disappointed, JLF, she's never love...Read full story
Stock Market Collapses
As an amazing run of poor luck continued on the Stock Market, traders were left facing 'total ruin' after high winds yesterday blew the stalls down. The 'early forecast' had been good, but squally showers mid-morning, and strong breezes coming fro...Read full story