Scamatology Reps Visit North Korea to Study Their Labor Camps

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Tuesday, 10 July 2018


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The North Korean representative also said he would trade more info for food.

Our correspondent has learned that the Church of Scamatology has sent representatives to North Korea to study their labor camp system. Scamatology has been known to throw wayward "Clams," as they like to be called, into either the RPF, which is where the wayward clam isn't allowed to speak to anyone, runs everywhere to shit job after shit job, and then is letf to eat the shitty leftovers of the other "congregants."

The other alternative is "The Hole," where clams are thrown into an un-air-conditioned trailer during the L.A. summer and left there for years. It's reported that the North Koreans will let them visit their labor camps. When asked why they would let the Scamatologists see their secret labor camps, an anonymous representative said, "professional courtesy."

When asked for a comment, Clam rep Unkarin' Pow said that the only reason they are visiting North Korea is because they are putting an Ideal Org there. Ideal Orgs are large buildings that Scamatologists remodel and then leave empty thereafter.

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