With tears in his eyes, Grand Counsel, Watta Doushpag made a short statement today, which in effect dissolves the international organization founded in 1791 for the mission of putting an end to war, and maintaining world peace forever.
"What's the freaking point? It's hopeless. These people are savages. Have you read the news lately? It's friggin impossible. These idiots can't sit still for two minutes without blowing something up.
"We gave it a shot. It can't be done. There's more wars now than when we started 35 years ago. We are all such worthless losers. I motion that we have "We Suck" tattooed on our foreheads before we leave."
