Written by Al N.

Saturday, 7 July 2018

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Most people don't realize that the Scamatologists can see everybody watching their shows.

NotClear, FL Cult Experts who have been trying to dissuade people that are falling under the spell of Scamatology have been having them watch Scamatology TV.

"Generally, once they see about five minutes of the cult's TV station they are glad to never hear the name of the cult again" said the anti-cult expert.

"Although the cult runs its station 24 hours, it only has about five shows. They just run those over and over again. Each show is so boring we either have to wake the subjects up, as if they are in a coma or something, or they come screaming out of the TV room, exclaiming things like "You can't make me watch this!!"

The Scamatology Network is being considered for use in making foreign agents talk.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: cult, Scamatology

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