There was horror on a horrific scale in a local school this morning, when a student in a Science class sneezed, and produced a horrifying 'creature' almost as long as a ruler, that hung out of his nose !
The dirty Snotfest took place around 9am, and was witnessed by teacher Moys Kenwood, who was standing not 3 feet from the epicenter of the explosion.
"It was disgusting. The kid sneezed, and a long, green snake flew out of his beak. Students screamed. Just when we were thinking of trying to escape, it stopped and clung on. It just swung there, back and forth, carefully watching us. There was no hissing."
Some students made for the exit, but one intrepid youth had another idea. Kenwood:
"The lad sat next to the sneezer was clearly thinking on a different level. He measured the snake with his ruler - it was nearly a foot long!"
The nightmarish scene was brought to a swift conclusion when the snot-nosed kid hastily sniffed up, and rehoused the snake in its filthy nest.
Lessons in other classrooms were unaffected.