In what scriptural scholars agree is a sure fire sign of the end of times, the heads of three giant communications companies skyped each other in a secret illegal collusioney meeting, which was somehow leaked five minutes later, most likely through the standard Russian and Chinese channels.
The 3.8 times 10 to the 23rd power dollar deal will control the flow of all the information and money in the entire world through a network of supercomputers and arranged in a pyramid-shaped hierarchy, ultimately pointing to a single person at the bottom, who no doubt will be Satan in the flesh.
The Prince of Darkness was quoted as saying something not suitable for audiences.
