Written by joseph k winter

Wednesday, 18 July 2018

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Dr. Silo has assured medical help will be available at your local pharmacy at the top of next week

Former Director of the FBI James Comey has been hospitalized and isolated in a special care facility in Washington, D.C.

He is diagnosed with a severe outbreak of the new virus NDCR, particularly virulent this summer.

This facility remains classified in the interests of Mr. Comey’s security.

Several doctors (anonymous) have warned that several of his colleagues, including Mr. Brennan and Mr. McCain (as well as a number of prominent newscasters) also show symptoms of this deadly new strain of NDCR.

The public is warned that at this time there are no shots or tablets available at your local drug store.

However, the pharmaceutical establishment is working feverishly to develop an antidote.

Costs will be kept low, they say, in the neighborhood of $165.00 for a bottle of twelve tablets.

The tablets reduce dizziness, nausea, verbal diarrhea, and very slow cogitation due to NDCR’s virulence.

Doctors became alarmed with Mr. Comey’s latest announcement to the press.

They saw it as "an immediate giveaway" re Mr. Comey's infection.

Left unchecked and rampant, the danger is that a victim's cognitive abilities can lead on to "post-cognition" and "retardation."

NDCR reduces an adult to infantilism somewhere in toddler stages in brain development (without the cuteness, however, that infants possess).

Mr. Comey indicated the disease has taken hold of him by asserting that anyone who votes Republican in the upcoming elections is “un-American” and not in line with American values.

Fortunately, Mr. Comey is under intensive care at this time. Doctors are optimistic.

Bed rest, water, therapy via specially trained staff in how to moderate NDCR fury as it sweeps into a victim, has been prescribed.

According to medical experts, today's Democratic politics creates a behavioral environment in which NDCR breeds quickly, somewhat as rats hide themselves under city pavements.

Indications of this NDCR strain are also being noticed in internet comment forums and in social media.

Victims report confusion of ”cerebral sphere orientation,” in which behavior once considered moderate, sane, reasoned, and mature has become delirium as with high fever or severe inebriation.

Although a victim claims he feels “normal,” his brain performance has, historically, led to trauma and "the padded cell."

An unconfirmed report from Mr. Comey’s facility indicates he has recently shown no signs the virus is letting up.

This is shown by his most recent verbiage, with: “Any vote for anybody who is not a Democrat in the upcoming election is not only un-American, it's a vote for Vladimir Putin!”

Chief Officer in NDCR Research, Dr. Ebeneezer F. Silo, indicates this disease is officially recorded as Propter Infirmitatem Audet Dicere.

This is known on the street as NDCR or None Dare Call It Reason.

However, the public can rest assured that pharmacies will be fully stocked with antidote no later than next Monday—no prescription needed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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