There were 227 spoof news stories published in June 2018. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Max Verstappen Headbutts Mum
Dutch Formula One racing driver Max Verstappen, who has been the recent target of much intense criticism over his driving style, has reacted angrily by planting a headbutt on his mum. Verstappen, 20, was preparing for the Canadian Grand Prix at th...Read full story
Apple Recall Triggered by Cellmonella Outbreak
Cupertino, CA. First came an E. coli scare associated with romaine lettuce. That was followed by another health threat involving melons. Now, a nationwide outbreak of a previously unknown strain of cellmonella has forced the Food and Drug Administrat...Read full story
Melania Trump in for Repairs
An aide of President Donald Trump, (Potus - hippopotamus abbreviated), has mistakenly revealed that his wife, Melania is "in for repairs". Melania Trump has not appeared in public for 24 days and it has now been announced she will not be accompany...Read full story
Elvis Presley Lookalikes Looked Nothing Like Elvis
An Elvis Presley lookalike competition in the pretty East Yorkshire seaside town of Bridlington yesterday, drew contestants from all over the world, none of whom looked like Elvis Presley. The 'Welcome To Elvis 2018' event is being staged at Bridl...Read full story
Trump Pardons Lincoln Assassin
The White House. 24 minutes ago. Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders called reporters to the Briefing Room a short time ago to announce that President Donald J. Trump had issued another celebrity-championed posthumous pardon. Today's recipient was...Read full story
Bitter Father Ruins Imagine Dragons Concert for Family
The Imagine Dragons played a sold out concert this week where most people had fun except a bitter, angry father who couldn't stop complaining. "I paid good money to come to the concert to sit on a blanket on a lawn and stare at the backsides of o...Read full story
Russian Hooker Regrets Peeing On Obama Bed
BILLINGSGATE POST: Finally finding religion after turning tricks for the past seven years, Irena Klavisvoka says that she now regrets peeing on the bed once slept in by Barack and Michelle Obama. “We were just romping around like school girls, an...Read full story
Hunger can lead to anger, but compounded if wife doesn't bring me a goddamn beer.
HARFOLD, Vt. - We've all been "hangry," that grumpy disposition when we get home late and haven't had a meal. God forbid you've missed an entire meal. But the female cafeteria staff at Harfold State College in Harfold, Vermont, have determined tha...Read full story
Dia veintequatro and it's very 'Messy' at the 'Nuttmeggers' Beach Club!
WOW! We had an invasion of tear-ridden, illegal Peruvian and Argentinian, totally pissed footy fans, invade the joint last night begging to become English citizens. Sadly, we had to send them all off on Italian boats to Spain because they play decent footy and don't have a "Spaxit!" However, being the generous, charitable Beach Bums we are, we allowed them to spend their last rubles at our bar...Read full story
10 Extremely Brutal and Horrifying Things That You Should Never Say on a First Date
WARNING: This article was written by a severely angry, lonely, aging, balding, alcoholic who knows absolutely nothing about dating and who is currently suffering a severe mid-life crisis. It also contains needless and vile descriptions of anal explosions, butt-sex, pre-ejaculatory fluid, and jerking-off. If you consider yourself to be a decent and moral person, you will probably turn your compu...Read full story
Amazon Chief Tribesman Humba Homba Hombongo Resigns
IQUITOS (WAHUU VILLAGE): Amazon Chief Tribesman Humba Homba Hombongo today confirmed has submitted his resignation after learning the shocking defeat of Malaysia's Barisan National during the 14th General Election that was held on May 9. The defeat o...Read full story
Man Gets Stuck In A Rut
Reports have reached TheSpoof.com that a man has become stuck in a rut. The man, who must remain nameless because I don't want to give him the attention he craves, is said to have been in an extreme state of lethargy lately, and has done nothing w...Read full story
Man Feels Like Loser
38-year-old Wisconsin man, Louis Shortpecker, recently told news reporters that he feels like a complete loser. "I'm not really sure why, but sometimes I get the subtle feeling that I'm a complete loser. Maybe I feel this way because I haven...Read full story
The Meddlesome Mensch: A Tech Tale
My name is Marty, and I have a small family. That’s the way I like it. There’s just me and my twenty-something owner. Yep, I DID say owner. You see, I’m an electronic reader, purchased by my owner (her name is Noreen) and brought home two years ago last week. If you’re one of those folks who think that electronic readers are just dumb machines, think again. Well, maybe some of them are du...Read full story
Man Tried To Stifle Fart
'Embarrassment' was hardly the word to use for one man in Battambang this morning, after he tried to stifle a fart that his instinct told him, was likely to have a major impact in his classroom. Moys Kenwood, 54, attempted to subdue the pump he kn...Read full story
Am I crazy, or am I lead deficient?
Tel Aviv IL: Pharmer Pharmaceuticals is drawing criticism over an alleged breakthrough psychiatric drug which is touted as a first in it's class. There are currently 3 groups of medications used for epilepsy, bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia. Amon...Read full story
Longest Day Over
The longest day - the day when there is more daylight than any other day in the year - is over! The longest day always falls between 20 and 22 June, and this year it is on Thursday 21 June. However, as this story has probably been waiting in 'Appr...Read full story
God Particle Found To Cure Kleptomania
Scientist at the Glowing Fellow Nuclear Research and Development Center (GFNRDC) in Boulder, Colorado have discovered the God Particle can cure someone of kleptomania. The discovery was made when kleptomaniac, Joey Fingers, went to nuke a burrito in...Read full story
Neanderthal Man Pissed In His Own Privet
A couple who went to view a council house in the West Midlands were astonished when the next-door-neighbor emerged from his own home, looked the newcomers up and down, unzipped the fly in his jeans, and urinated in his privet. The incident took pl...Read full story
Meet Google's discontinued nineties AI project Big Brain Brad
Many have heard of DeepMind, the British artificial intelligence company Google acquired in 2014. The DeepMind technology made headlines when after only a few hours of exposure to the ancient chinese board game Go, it not only learned to play the ga...Read full story
Woman Takes Picture with Mouse in Hotel
A woman who had literally two good days growing up is going on a vacation this summer to relive those “good old days.” The only two good days the woman, named Liz, had as a kid was when she went on a family vacation to Disney World. Well, it wasn...Read full story
Parents of teens attempt to sneak across U.S. Mexico border to get a break from their kids
In what appears to be a misguided attempt to get a break from their teenage sons, a Nevada couple purposefully attempted to cross the U.S./Mexico border illegally. According to reports, Stan and Fran Druzinski of Winnemucca, Nevada were caught...Read full story
Students As Uninterested As Teacher Was, In Pointless Project
A Science project at a school in Battambang attracted about as much interest from students as it did from their foreign teacher - that is, none. The children, all aged around 11, were required by the school authorities to participate in the projec...Read full story
Nevada Brothels to Offer 50% Discount to Incels
Young "incel" men, bitter and disillusioned by the discovery that they "can't get laid in a whorehouse", will soon be able to get laid for half price at any whorehouse in the state of Nevada, beginning this August. "We're doing this as a public se...Read full story
Wimbledon 2018: Wondergirls Guide
The Wimbledon Tennis Championships start on 2 July at SW19, and there are some tasty-looking female competitors taking part once again, for all those viewers who aren't that keen on watching tennis, but don't mind a bit of 'leerage'. So, for your del...Read full story
Professional Man Poops in His Pants at Work
Our emergency news reporting team rushed to the home of Mr. Robert Semen, a mechanical engineer at a local factory, last Tuesday, only to find out that he left work early because he pooped in his pants. "I started feeling ill around 11:30 am, and...Read full story
Birdie Song Set To Invade Your Brain Again
It was the soundtrack to 1981, the backdrop to an entire summer of crazy 'wing-flapping' on the dancefloor, and probably the worst record you ever heard, but the Birdie Song by The Tweets is up for re-release next month. Originally written in the...Read full story
Man Starts Using His Nokia 6300 Again
In a move designed to control his chronic over-use of the internet, a man in Battambang has put his advanced smartphone aside, and started to use his Nokia 6300 telephone again instead. The Nokia 6300, a Christmas present in 2007, is the most reli...Read full story
Boy Picks His Nose And Eats Result
A teacher at a school in Battambang recoiled in horror this afternoon, when a boy in his classroom picked a huge bogey from his nose, and ate it! There's really not much more to it than that, but, if you force me to expand on it, I will. The bo...Read full story
Trump: Kim Jong-un Handshake Injury Exclusive!
After the historic first ever man-to-man meeting between US President Donald Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, in Singapore yesterday, Mr Trump had to request a visit from a local doctor last night after complaining of severe discomfort in...Read full story
Sting Stung By Wasp
Aging crooner, Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner CBE - collectively known as 'Sting' - has been stung by a wasp in his back garden. The former policeman from Wallsend who now owns a huge estate in Wiltshire, was shovelling some manure onto a rosebed on...Read full story
Dias 14/15/ Weekend turbulence at the Nutters Beach Club!
We had yet another attempt by Trump & Co to crash our pristine Nutters Beach Club after he turned his back on the other G7 buttheads ruling and ruining our planet. He landed with his private helicopter on our beach, on his way to kiss Kim's rear end. His bodyguards attempted to crash the door, but our black and white eunuchs, Ying and Yang, stood their ground, after all, if you can thwart BOJO...Read full story
Trump Revokes Pilgrim Fathers' Citizenship
In an entirely unexpected executive order today, US President and so-called leader of the free world, Donald J. Trump revoked the US citizenship and confiscated passports from the Pilgrim Fathers and their descendants, thus rendering them stateless.Read full story
Pope Gets Into Fight Over Climate Change Advice
Pope Francis has spoken out at the end of a two-day conference in the Vatican, saying that the world must convert to clean fuel, and that climate change was a challenge of "epochal proportions". But representatives of some of the companies present...Read full story
Dia diecineuve / dag negentien / There are more important tournaments than the one in Russia, and we have it on our Nutters Beach!!
Saudi Princes, Putin, and an ageing Boyband singer, AAAAGH! Well ladies and gents on great demand we have the tournament to end all tournaments, and we don't need ISIS Arabs, corrupt Africans or Kim Jong's permission! We have all exclusive perennial, big-time global losers here, and the only Russian winner present, is 'blow job' Gold Medal Winner, Volga Olga! Yes the Dutch, Scottish, Welsh,...Read full story
Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule
BILLINGSGATE POST: While the average American male worker takes a daily shower or bath to refresh himself and also rid himself of pesty parasites, dangling dingle berries and pungent odors that might effect his love life deleteriously, carnival work...Read full story
Ugliest 'Bitch on the planet contest' to be held at the Nutters Beach Club! Dia veintseis!
Well that was the weekend that was! England showing the world how to thrash a bunch of no-hopers and Germany getting their Bratwurst nearly burnt until a certain Herr Kross poked Sweden in the eye and, Herr Low nearly lost his wig! Never mind about all that BS at the fake World Cup, The Nutters Beach Club has been chosen by a bunch of corrupt doggy lovers to hold the beauty contest to end all b...Read full story
Too Many Cooks Spoilt Broth
There were concerns for the future of an ancient Scottish hotel, as well as for the safety of its staff this morning, when it was revealed that guests there had staged a violent protest after having eaten the establishment's special hotel-made soup,...Read full story
'Texas Chain Store Manager' Pulls Crowds In
Record numbers of movie fans have been packing into cinemas all over the US this weekend to see 'Texas Chain Store Manager', the new blockbuster from Disney. The movie features mainly unknown actors from the Austin and Dallas areas, but early revi...Read full story
In wake of G7 summit, Trump Organization to break ground on 'a special place in hell'
Inspiration strikes at the most unlikely of places and times. According to administration officials, President Trump was so irate when he learned a special place in hell had been designated for Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that he immediat...Read full story
Staple Found In Chocolate Bun
A man in Battambang who was enjoying a cup of tea after his evening meal last night was shocked to find that the bun that he was eating along with his brew contained a foreign body - a staple. Moys Kenwood, 54, was halfway through the chocolate bu...Read full story
Shakespeare Experiment Comes Off Rails At Eleventh Hour
An experiment involving more than 100,000 monkeys in different locations around the world, to investigate whether, if left alone with a typewriter for long enough, one of them might come up with the entire works of William Shakespeare, was back to 's...Read full story
Wetherspoon to Stop Selling Champagne and Prosecco
"Frankly, we don't give a toss" was the reaction of France's Champagne industry to the Wetherspoon announcement that the fusty old gits chain of pubs would cease selling Champagne and Prosecco. Shortly after his recent shock announcement that he w...Read full story
Local Man Builds House Out of Guns
A local gun collector has so many guns that he has decided to build a house out of them. That's right, Dan Felcher, from the local township in Texas is constructing what is believed to be only the third house on his block made out of guns. "You...Read full story
National League West Downgraded to Class AA
Cooperstown, NY. Sources close to the office of Commissioner of Baseball Rob Manfred have learned that he will soon announce that the West division of the National League has been ousted from Major League Baseball and sent down to the minors. For...Read full story
Woman Who Is Always Right, Proved Wrong, Kind Of...
A woman who insists that she is right all the time has been proved wrong. Kind of. The woman, Lesley Jhonson, was once told that she should spell her name 'Johnson', but wouldn't budge, even though her family, as far back as the Domesday Book, ha...Read full story
Man Still Can't Solve Rubik's Cube!
News just emerging from the Cambodian city of Battambang this morning, is that an English resident who has been trying for nearly 40 years to solve his Rubik's Cube, has still not done so. Moys Kenwood, 55, received his Cube as a birthday present...Read full story
Stressed Out Local Resident Falls Apart Completely and Gets Drunk on a Tuesday
Cornfield, IA. After a long and stressful day, Reverend Thomas P. Whitestain, 39, came home last Tuesday evening only to find out that his dog had shit all over the kitchen floor and that his wife of 15 years had been cheating on him with Mr. Robert...Read full story
Trump Orders That All Separated Children Have Gums Painted Purple
BILLINGSGATE POST: Ominously, the sky was much darker than usual over the White House, possibly because it was 4:00 AM Tuesday morning. The President, his mood even blacker than the sky, had been up all night. Angry that he had been blistered by R...Read full story
Man Watches Documentary About Saltwater Crocodiles In Which Narrator Repeatedly Said The Word 'Copulation'
A man watching a wildlife documentary about Saltwater Crocodiles on cable TV, found it remarkable the number of times the narrator said the word 'copulation' or derivatives of it, and the relish with which he said them. The show, 'Animal Planet' c...Read full story
1938: Trump meets Hitler at Munich: "Peace in our time"
MUNICH, GERMANY. Sept. 30, 1938. Standing on the tarmac at Munich International Airport early this morning, sleepy-eyed President Donald Trump waived a copy of the Munich Agreement to a group of reporters and declared: "Today is the beginning of an a...Read full story
Tractor Wheel Fell Off
In the latest of a series of bizarre, unlikely, and, quite frankly, barely-believable occurences in the Battambang commune of Tapon, a wheel has fallen off a tractor, injuring nobody but itself. The tractor, once yellow but now mostly rust-colored...Read full story
Spoof Site Boss To Offer 'Block' Feature To Help Readers Avoid Shit They Don't Like
The owner of a satirical news website has revealed that he is to experiment with a new 'block' feature so that both writers and readers will have the option to avoid reading anything written by a writer whose material does not meet with their approva...Read full story
Queen Cancels Trump Visit
The Queen’s secretary announced she had withdrawn her invitation to have tea with Donald Trump. What initially started out as a full-scale State Visit with tiaras and a carriage ride to Buckingham Palace, (a Trump request) was previously reduced to a...Read full story
Man Admits Strange Fetish
A man who should know better, because he is aware of just how cutting and judgmental people can be about such things, has admitted to having a strange fetish - the colored tops of plastic drinking bottles. Moys Kenwood, 54, says he is "oddly attra...Read full story
It's My Party
With apologies to Leslie Gore It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if it happened to you! Nobody knows where my lawyers have gone But Rudy came just in time. Why won’t he shut the fuck up When he's supposed to be mine? It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if your wife had...Read full story
Shoes Were Covered In Mud
Incessant rain over the last few days in the Battambang area, led to a disgusted look appearing on the face of one man in the commune of Tapon this morning, as he came out of his front door to find a pair of shoes so clarted in mud, that it was immed...Read full story
Woman's Nosebleed Wouldn't Stop
Have you ever had a nosebleed that, no matter what arresting action you took, the darned thing just would not seem to stop bleeding? Well, that was exactly the situation being faced by one Los Angeles woman called Janet Farmer this week after she...Read full story
Trump & Kim: Bromance in Singapore!
As the world held it's breathe and an anxious press corps stood by, President Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un faced each other for the first time this morning in Singapore. "They were close enough to touch" according to press reports. Evidently, acco...Read full story
Red Hen Restaurants are Riding a Wave of Popularity
Restaurants called "Red Hen," were at first riding a wave of hate from conservatives protesting the owner of a Red Hen restaurant ordering Trump Press Secretary Sarah Sanders to leave. And not because he was afraid there wasn't enough food in the res...Read full story
Exploding fish art makes a big blast at a London art gallery
An exploding fish, part of an art piece done by Lee Bul. exploded in a London art gallery during the last week of May. "Majestic Splendor" was part of a rotting fish exhibition that Bul, an Asian artist, created. The exhibition was slated to open...Read full story
Kim Jong Un agrees to nightclub gig in Singapore to help offset expenses of upcoming summit
Breaking: Mr. Kim Jong Un, President of North Korea, is working on ways to help defray expenses of the upcoming summit with US President Donald Trump. Mr. Kim’s bill at The Fullerton Hotel, “a magnificent neoclassical hotel,” according to The Wash...Read full story
Arsenal Faces TV and Radio Blackout as Commentators Threaten Boycott
"We've had enough of this bollocks" so said national treasure and football hero, John "Motty" Motson in his capacity as the newly anointed chair of campaign group Football UK Commentators (FUKC). Motty came out fighting today as Arsenal FC announced...Read full story
US Tennis Prodigy Retires Early
Child prodigy US tennis player, Jasper Quarante from Ohio, who was recently described as having "the world at his feet", has decided that the game is not for him, and has given up tennis to focus on his studies. Jasper, who is still only 14, has b...Read full story
No flashy Rolex's allowed in our Nutters Beach Club!!
Day 10 / Dia 10 / Dag 10 at the Nutters Beach Club open for all global Nutters who feel the real madness outside too much to take! Take 5 minutes of your insane time and, have a non-rolex-coaster laugh or two with: Jaggedone, no comment needed, he's just totally lost it! Chief Chinese Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, vegetarian Chinese chef, NEVER!! Volga Olga, local 85 year-old nymphomaniac, dancer, and s...Read full story
Motorbike 'Wheelie' Riders Put On Exciting Show
There was fun in the air in the Battambang commune of Tapon on Friday afternoon, when motorbike riders staged a 'wheelie demonstration', which pleased the local residents 'no end'. The teenaged riders converged near the market about 4:30pm, but, h...Read full story
Dias seis & siete (sorry forgot yesterday, too pissed) Nutters Beach Club refuses to host Kim Jong-Trump meeting!
To avoid constant banging on our doors by cheap black-suited, sun-glassed, North Korean SS people and fake CIA guards (The real CIA, Jaggedone's, Cockroach Infiltration Army, has better things to do!) we have decided to hang a notice on the doors to avoid my 3 millionth hangover getting any worse, and here it is: "The Nutters Beach Club only hosts top-level meetings, that could a void a nuke wa...Read full story
Washington Capitols Players Will Skip Going to White House Ceremony Because it's Too Far Away
The Stanley Cup-winning Washington Capitals is the first Washington, D.C. sports team to win a major sporting event since the Washington Senators won the World Series in 1924. Most of the team, however, have decided that it would take too long to...Read full story
Little Girl's Bike Stolen From Outside House
There was trouble with a capital 'T' in Tapon this morning when it was discovered that a bicycle belonging to the daughter of a writer at satirical news website TheSpoof.com had been stolen. Delma Kenwood, 3, daughter of Moys Kenwood, loved that f...Read full story
Dia/Dag/Day ocho/acht/eight, and the list of NUTTERS demanding entry to our fab NUTTERS BEACH CLUB is growing by the second, wonderful!
Dia/Dag/Day ocho/acht/eight, and the list of NUTTERS demanding entry to our fab NUTTERS BEACH CLUB is growing by the second, wonderful! All global NUTTERS are welcome apart from FAKE ones (You know who you are!) Firstly, I would like to congratulate Mr. Don Loren Hughes (a total esoteric, occult NUTTER) for obtaining the honorable position of 'pissed up barman'. The wages are crap, but it's...Read full story
Sarah Huckabee Sander's Face Abandons the Trump Administration
A visibly shaken Sarah Sanders stood before the White House Press Corps this morning. “It is with a great sense of sadness, I announce today that my face will be leaving the Trump administration. Over the past several months I noticed that my fac...Read full story
Man Confused By Spellings
A man in the Cambodian second-city of Battambang has reported that he became confused over the weekend , when he started thinking about the word 'millennium'. Moys Kenwood, 54, claims he has always had trouble with this word and other words which...Read full story
Dia dieciséis, Sweet sixteen, sour grapes!
Last night's entertainment was top draw and would have brought the comedian' s mecca, Apollo's (not the rocket) roof down as pirate poet laureate, Sir Francis Charlton, with his deaf, dumb and blind parrot, not a drake, perched on his shoulder, unleashed himself into a wannabe Limerick written by the real poet laureate, Jaggedone, called, "Dump Trump" and just for those who were not there, here it...Read full story
Scamatology TV Network Sets New Viewing Records!
Ratings firms are amazed at the records being set by the Scamatology Network, which launched in March. "It has the absolute lowest ratings we have ever seen," said a ratings executive. "It is the only network we have seen that, the majority of th...Read full story
Company Announces Successful Promotion of a New Plant Manager
“Dick Peter’s Solid Wood, Inc.” is proudly known as the nation’s 57th leading producer of outdoor decking and household furniture. Their plant locations in every state use only the most superior lumber in order to create decking material as well as...Read full story
Mariano Rajoy Allowed No-Confidence Vote After Losing Odds Out of 7 to Pedro Sánchez
Mariano Rajoy has been ousted as prime minister of Spain by the first successful no-confidence motion in the country's four decades of democracy. The vote was led by Socialist party leader Pedro Sánchez, who was sworn in as Spain's new prime minister...Read full story
Trump Pardons Jailed Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick
Mir-A-Lago, FL Trump Press Secretary Sarah Sanders strongly hinted that the next person that Trump would pardon would be the mayor that Detroit had right before declaring bankruptcy, Kwame Kilpatrick. "President Trump feels there are a lot of Afr...Read full story
The Ten Commandments in the Age of Trump
Thou shalt have no other gods before me (except for me, the President). Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in or on one of my hotels, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, especially sharks. (I’m not sure why I created them.) For I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, tweeting iniquities about your kids and their...Read full story
Harvey Wineglass sentenced to 1-year BangHer Management counseling!
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a judge in New York City has placed Harvey Wineglass in a compulsory 1-year stay at a facility in New Jersey. A protesting Wineglass was led from the courtroom shouting..."They all begged for it!"...Read full story
Designer Garbo Calls Anne Hathaway "Ugly"
Proctor & Garbo designer Marlo Garbo yells out on Instagram that Anne Hathaway is ugly and looks like a witch, invoking the wrath of the Down Syndrome organization. As first reported by the Instagram account Cosmetic Surgery, Garbo commented o...Read full story
Dia veinteseis, sechsundzwanzig! Pissed German footy players drown their sorrows at the Nutters Beach Club!
Si, Si, Senores et Herren, we had a Knickerbocker Glory party last night to cheer up the 'Sauerkrauts' after their fall from grace! Our chief Chinese chef, WAN-KIN-DIK (and he did, Korean style) prepared a Korean 'Dog's Body soup' for our ex-exclusive visitors including, sauerkraut, bratwurst, and Eisbein (pigs trotters for you Brexiteers who cannot speak Deutsch!), veggie style laced with load...Read full story
How to Properly Comfort Someone Who is Emotionally Devastated
Life can be extremely cruel and unfair. Tragedy, loss, and disaster can strike at any given moment, and difficult circumstances usually come along without warning. Unfortunately, horrible things often happen to good people who are simply trying to make it from one day to the next. People who face these situations often feel overwhelmed, exhausted, and unable to cope with life as they struggle...Read full story
Jeff Sessions morphs into flame spitting frog on national television!
Attorney General Jeff Sessions stunned the panel on Fox & Friends this morning and forced the network to shut down when, as he spoke, he suddenly morphed into a small green flame spitting tree frog! A stunned panel led by Sean Hannity sat breat...Read full story
No Roman, Jewish artichokes at the Nutters Beach Club! Dag tien!
Our Chief Chinese Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, ordered Roman Jewish Artichokes, a kosher specialty, without Roman worms, only to find out Roman Jews have banned them because of Roman worms inside the veggies and, they were not kosher! WAN-KIN-DIK's 5 star recipe, Roman Artichokes soaked in Vatican Roman Rat tails (veggie version), sadly, cannot be boiled so he's purchased Beijing versions, non-kosher Art...Read full story
Town Not Strong Enough to Recover From Tragedy
Despite trying really hard, the town of Wilsonville, North Dakota, just couldn’t come together after a horrible tragedy befell the community. “This is just too much to come back from,” said town mayor Steven Sanders. “People have just thrown in th...Read full story
Republicans promise to pay for cities damaged by global warming!
Elected Republican officials promised on Monday that if cities become submerged because of rising sea levels, they and their republican voting constituents will pay to repair the damage. But, how will we know who owes what? Ryan explained the a...Read full story
Part-time Hotel Desk Clerk Receives Award for Outstanding Service
We would like to take a special moment at this time to recognize and fully appreciate our Most Valuable Player of the Year, Mr. Dick Holder. Dick has served as our Third-Shift Desk Clerk here at the “Cramalot Hotel” for the past 59 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 33 minutes, and 17.81 seconds. He was hired by our human resources assistant, Mr. Longfellow Cumstein. Superior Customer Service The “C...Read full story
Giuliani may be sent to Singapore on June 12 instead of Trump
Breaking: Mr. Trump’s advisors are suggesting Mr. Rudy Giuliani may substitute for Mr. Trump at the upcoming June 12 meeting in Singapore. Why is not entirely clear, ranging from a cheeseburger that went down the wrong way, to a rumor Melania will...Read full story
Foreigner's "Feels Like the First Time" Plays for Last Time
New York, NY - Radio stations have reached agreement. Foreigner's "Feels Like the First Time" is banned from future radio play. That song leads the Top 10 list of songs that most everyone agrees, they've heard enough. Not even a number one hit in...Read full story
Man Finds $10 In His Pocket
When one man's wife asked him if he wanted her to wash his trousers at the weekend, he initially told her "no", but, at her insistence, gave in, and made a remarkable discovery! Moys Kenwood, 54, was in his bedroom on Sunday, when his wife appeare...Read full story
A Mar-A-Lago for North Korea?
A source within the White House, speaking anonymously, revealed today that the private letter written by North Korea's leader Kim Jong-un and which that country's former spy chief hand delivered to President Donald trump contained such major conces...Read full story
President Trump Offers to Pardon Oklahoma Senator James M. Inhofe in Tweet
Washington - President Trump indicated in two tweets that he will pardon James Inhofe, the current senator from Oklahoma, in the next few days. "Jim Inhofe is a great senator who has been horribly treated by Obama, Hillary and the Dems since he wa...Read full story
Michelle Wolf blasts Roseanne Barr on her show, "The Break"
Roseanne Barr was called "Lady Hitler" by Michelle Wolf on Wolf's new Netflix show, "The Break". Much of this criticism has to do with Barr's online behavior and the so-called “double standard” concerning the horrid comment she made electronically co...Read full story
The Nutters Beach Club proudly presents the rave of the century! Jaggedone's 3 millionth bash tonight!
Just opened the 'floodgates' for the Nutters Beach Club party of the century!! Yes Jaggedone, co-owner, and total nutter, has surpassed the 3 million reader mark on The Spoof! Wow, now let's all get pissed!! We had a superb list of special guests at last night's, Siegfried and Roy's anniversary party as mercurial Las Vegas, gay magicians! Escaped lions, tigers and a Jaguar (no E Type) appear...Read full story
Dia veinte / Dag twintig / The Nutters Beach Club present resident Nutter and, poet laureate, Sir Francis Charlton, reciting top ten footy nonsensical quips as pissed as Paul Gascoigne ever was!!
Here he is Sir Francis and his deaf, dumb, and blind parrot perched on his left shoulder, called Erskine! (Is that plagiarism?) Numero 1) The ball is round (well that's fucking rocket science!) Numero 2) Football is a game of two halves, a first and a second! (Infamous quote from David Moyes hoping the fans wouldn't fall asleep after 45 minutes of his dire kick and rush footy) Numero 3) I...Read full story
How to Survive a Corporate Visit
It always happens when you least expect it. You've gone through most of your life thinking that nothing really bad will ever happen to you, and you've never bothered to ask yourself the question, “What if?” Every time you saw a disaster or some type of horrible tragedy on television, you simply thought, “Hey, that will never happen to me.” Like everybody else, you assume that most problem...Read full story
Governor Moonbeam "Offended" (Again)
SACKRAHMINTO, CALIFORNICATE — The not-so-great state of Californicate banned its residents from traveling to Oklahoma because officials do not approve of the OK State's allegedly discriminatory law against LesbianGayBisexualTransgenderQuestioning (LG...Read full story
Aunt-Man And The WASP Sue Ant-Man And The Wasp
The producers of an as-yet unreleased movie titled 'Aunt-Man And The WASP' are suing Marvel Studios for copyright infringement because their superhero movie, which hits theaters July 6, has the same title. "And people are gonna be so upset that th...Read full story
England Football Fans Beg Team Not to Win World Cup
The Football Association was reeling today when England fans presented a petition with 45 million signatures begging them not to allow the team to win the World Cup. It had been signed by men, women, children and in one case a Leicester pensioner's c...Read full story
Einstein's travel diaries reveal physicist's racism?
Albert Einstein's diaries express a constructive criticism molded by a competitive European culture notorious for understanding. The diaries follow his travels in Asia and the Middle East from October 1922 to March 1923. In his writings he calls t...Read full story