There were 225 spoof news stories published in June 2018. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

The Meddlesome Mensch: A Tech Tale

Funny story: The Meddlesome Mensch: A Tech Tale

My name is Marty, and I have a small family. That’s the way I like it. There’s just me and my twenty-something owner. Yep, I DID say owner. You see, I’m an electronic reader, purchased by my owner (her name is Noreen) and brought home two years ago last week. If you’re one of those folks who think that electronic readers are just dumb machines, think again. Well, maybe some of them are du...

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Longest Day Over

Funny story: Longest Day Over

The longest day - the day when there is more daylight than any other day in the year - is over! The longest day always falls between 20 and 22 June, and this year it is on Thursday 21 June. However, as this story has probably been waiting in 'Appr...

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Man Starts Using His Nokia 6300 Again

Funny story: Man Starts Using His Nokia 6300 Again

In a move designed to control his chronic over-use of the internet, a man in Battambang has put his advanced smartphone aside, and started to use his Nokia 6300 telephone again instead. The Nokia 6300, a Christmas present in 2007, is the most reli...

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Meet Google's discontinued nineties AI project Big Brain Brad

Many have heard of DeepMind, the British artificial intelligence company Google acquired in 2014. The DeepMind technology made headlines when after only a few hours of exposure to the ancient chinese board game Go, it not only learned to play the ga...

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Students As Uninterested As Teacher Was, In Pointless Project

Funny story: Students As Uninterested As Teacher Was, In Pointless Project

A Science project at a school in Battambang attracted about as much interest from students as it did from their foreign teacher - that is, none. The children, all aged around 11, were required by the school authorities to participate in the projec...

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God Particle Found To Cure Kleptomania

Funny story: God Particle Found To Cure Kleptomania

Scientist at the Glowing Fellow Nuclear Research and Development Center (GFNRDC) in Boulder, Colorado have discovered the God Particle can cure someone of kleptomania. The discovery was made when kleptomaniac, Joey Fingers, went to nuke a burrito in...

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Pope Gets Into Fight Over Climate Change Advice

Funny story: Pope Gets Into Fight Over Climate Change Advice

Pope Francis has spoken out at the end of a two-day conference in the Vatican, saying that the world must convert to clean fuel, and that climate change was a challenge of "epochal proportions". But representatives of some of the companies present...

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Am I crazy, or am I lead deficient?

Funny story: Am I crazy, or am I lead deficient?

Tel Aviv IL: Pharmer Pharmaceuticals is drawing criticism over an alleged breakthrough psychiatric drug which is touted as a first in it's class. There are currently 3 groups of medications used for epilepsy, bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia. Amon...

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Nevada Brothels to Offer 50% Discount to Incels

Funny story: Nevada Brothels to Offer 50% Discount to Incels

Young "incel" men, bitter and disillusioned by the discovery that they "can't get laid in a whorehouse", will soon be able to get laid for half price at any whorehouse in the state of Nevada, beginning this August. "We're doing this as a public se...

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Max Verstappen Headbutts Mum

Funny story: Max Verstappen Headbutts Mum

Dutch Formula One racing driver Max Verstappen, who has been the recent target of much intense criticism over his driving style, has reacted angrily by planting a headbutt on his mum. Verstappen, 20, was preparing for the Canadian Grand Prix at th...

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Birdie Song Set To Invade Your Brain Again

Funny story: Birdie Song Set To Invade Your Brain Again

It was the soundtrack to 1981, the backdrop to an entire summer of crazy 'wing-flapping' on the dancefloor, and probably the worst record you ever heard, but the Birdie Song by The Tweets is up for re-release next month. Originally written in the...

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Too Many Cooks Spoilt Broth

Funny story: Too Many Cooks Spoilt Broth

There were concerns for the future of an ancient Scottish hotel, as well as for the safety of its staff this morning, when it was revealed that guests there had staged a violent protest after having eaten the establishment's special hotel-made soup,...

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Wimbledon 2018: Wondergirls Guide

Funny story: Wimbledon 2018: Wondergirls Guide

The Wimbledon Tennis Championships start on 2 July at SW19, and there are some tasty-looking female competitors taking part once again, for all those viewers who aren't that keen on watching tennis, but don't mind a bit of 'leerage'. So, for your del...

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Shakespeare Experiment Comes Off Rails At Eleventh Hour

Funny story: Shakespeare Experiment Comes Off Rails At Eleventh Hour

An experiment involving more than 100,000 monkeys in different locations around the world, to investigate whether, if left alone with a typewriter for long enough, one of them might come up with the entire works of William Shakespeare, was back to 's...

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Sting Stung By Wasp

Funny story: Sting Stung By Wasp

Aging crooner, Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner CBE - collectively known as 'Sting' - has been stung by a wasp in his back garden. The former policeman from Wallsend who now owns a huge estate in Wiltshire, was shovelling some manure onto a rosebed on...

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Bitter Father Ruins Imagine Dragons Concert for Family

Funny story: Bitter Father Ruins Imagine Dragons Concert for Family

The Imagine Dragons played a sold out concert this week where most people had fun except a bitter, angry father who couldn't stop complaining. "I paid good money to come to the concert to sit on a blanket on a lawn and stare at the backsides of o...

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Red Hen Restaurants are Riding a Wave of Popularity

Funny story: Red Hen Restaurants are Riding a Wave of Popularity

Restaurants called "Red Hen," were at first riding a wave of hate from conservatives protesting the owner of a Red Hen restaurant ordering Trump Press Secretary Sarah Sanders to leave. And not because he was afraid there wasn't enough food in the res...

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Elvis Presley Lookalikes Looked Nothing Like Elvis

Funny story: Elvis Presley Lookalikes Looked Nothing Like Elvis

An Elvis Presley lookalike competition in the pretty East Yorkshire seaside town of Bridlington yesterday, drew contestants from all over the world, none of whom looked like Elvis Presley. The 'Welcome To Elvis 2018' event is being staged at Bridl...

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Man Still Can't Solve Rubik's Cube!

Funny story: Man Still Can't Solve Rubik's Cube!

News just emerging from the Cambodian city of Battambang this morning, is that an English resident who has been trying for nearly 40 years to solve his Rubik's Cube, has still not done so. Moys Kenwood, 55, received his Cube as a birthday present...

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Man Watches Documentary About Saltwater Crocodiles In Which Narrator Repeatedly Said The Word 'Copulation'

Funny story: Man Watches Documentary About Saltwater Crocodiles In Which Narrator Repeatedly Said The Word 'Copulation'

A man watching a wildlife documentary about Saltwater Crocodiles on cable TV, found it remarkable the number of times the narrator said the word 'copulation' or derivatives of it, and the relish with which he said them. The show, 'Animal Planet' c...

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Aunt-Man And The WASP Sue Ant-Man And The Wasp

The producers of an as-yet unreleased movie titled 'Aunt-Man And The WASP' are suing Marvel Studios for copyright infringement because their superhero movie, which hits theaters July 6, has the same title. "And people are gonna be so upset that th...

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'Texas Chain Store Manager' Pulls Crowds In

Funny story: 'Texas Chain Store Manager' Pulls Crowds In

Record numbers of movie fans have been packing into cinemas all over the US this weekend to see 'Texas Chain Store Manager', the new blockbuster from Disney. The movie features mainly unknown actors from the Austin and Dallas areas, but early revi...

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Napoleon Solo Is Han Solo's Dad

Funny story: Napoleon Solo Is Han Solo's Dad

The 'Star Wars' hero Han Solo has confirmed an earlier report, which had been thought to be fake, that his real-life father was the star of the 1960s TV series 'Man From UNCLE', Napoleon Solo. Solo Jnr. broke the news during an interview with Movi...

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Dia veintequatro and it's very 'Messy' at the 'Nuttmeggers' Beach Club!

Funny story: Dia veintequatro and it's very 'Messy' at the 'Nuttmeggers' Beach Club!

WOW! We had an invasion of tear-ridden, illegal Peruvian and Argentinian, totally pissed footy fans, invade the joint last night begging to become English citizens. Sadly, we had to send them all off on Italian boats to Spain because they play decent footy and don't have a "Spaxit!" However, being the generous, charitable Beach Bums we are, we allowed them to spend their last rubles at our bar...

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Exploding fish art makes a big blast at a London art gallery

An exploding fish, part of an art piece done by Lee Bul. exploded in a London art gallery during the last week of May. "Majestic Splendor" was part of a rotting fish exhibition that Bul, an Asian artist, created. The exhibition was slated to open...

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10 Extremely Brutal and Horrifying Things That You Should Never Say on a First Date

WARNING: This article was written by a severely angry, lonely, aging, balding, alcoholic who knows absolutely nothing about dating and who is currently suffering a severe mid-life crisis. It also contains needless and vile descriptions of anal explosions, butt-sex, pre-ejaculatory fluid, and jerking-off. If you consider yourself to be a decent and moral person, you will probably turn your compu...

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Ben Carson Will Perform Brain Surgery on Eric Trump

Funny story: Ben Carson Will Perform Brain Surgery on Eric Trump

Mar-A-Lago, FL Eric Trump's sitter lost track of him for a few minutes and found him passed out on the floor after sticking a fork in the electrical outlet. When he woke up, his speaking was odder than usual. Trump was ordered by Melania to call a do...

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Apple Recall Triggered by Cellmonella Outbreak

Cupertino, CA. First came an E. coli scare associated with romaine lettuce. That was followed by another health threat involving melons. Now, a nationwide outbreak of a previously unknown strain of cellmonella has forced the Food and Drug Administrat...

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Wetherspoon to Stop Selling Champagne and Prosecco

Funny story: Wetherspoon to Stop Selling Champagne and Prosecco

"Frankly, we don't give a toss" was the reaction of France's Champagne industry to the Wetherspoon announcement that the fusty old gits chain of pubs would cease selling Champagne and Prosecco. Shortly after his recent shock announcement that he w...

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Local Man Builds House Out of Guns

Funny story: Local Man Builds House Out of Guns

A local gun collector has so many guns that he has decided to build a house out of them. That's right, Dan Felcher, from the local township in Texas is constructing what is believed to be only the third house on his block made out of guns. "You...

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Man Tried, Unsuccessfully, To Stifle Fart

Funny story: Man Tried, Unsuccessfully, To Stifle Fart

'Embarrassment' was hardly the word to use for one man in Battambang this morning, after he tried to stifle a fart that his instinct told him, was likely to have a major impact in his classroom. Moys Kenwood, 54, attempted to subdue the pump he kn...

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Foreigner's "Feels Like the First Time" Plays for Last Time

Funny story: Foreigner's "Feels Like the First Time" Plays for Last Time

New York, NY - Radio stations have reached agreement. Foreigner's "Feels Like the First Time" is banned from future radio play. That song leads the Top 10 list of songs that most everyone agrees, they've heard enough. Not even a number one hit in...

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Amazon Chief Tribesman Humba Homba Hombongo Resigns

IQUITOS (WAHUU VILLAGE): Amazon Chief Tribesman Humba Homba Hombongo today confirmed has submitted his resignation after learning the shocking defeat of Malaysia's Barisan National during the 14th General Election that was held on May 9. The defeat o...

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Melania Trump in for Repairs

Funny story: Melania Trump in for Repairs

An aide of President Donald Trump, (Potus - hippopotamus abbreviated), has mistakenly revealed that his wife, Melania is "in for repairs". Melania Trump has not appeared in public for 24 days and it has now been announced she will not be accompany...

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Trump Pardons Lincoln Assassin

Funny story: Trump Pardons Lincoln Assassin

The White House. 24 minutes ago. Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders called reporters to the Briefing Room a short time ago to announce that President Donald J. Trump had issued another celebrity-championed posthumous pardon. Today's recipient was...

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Russian Hooker Regrets Peeing On Obama Bed

Funny story: Russian Hooker Regrets Peeing On Obama Bed

BILLINGSGATE POST: Finally finding religion after turning tricks for the past seven years, Irena Klavisvoka says that she now regrets peeing on the bed once slept in by Barack and Michelle Obama. “We were just romping around like school girls, an...

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Amber Amphibians! Frogs destroy evolution fairytale. Again.

Funny story: Amber Amphibians! Frogs destroy evolution fairytale. Again.

The daily onslaught against the myth of evolution has taken another crushing blow. Tiny frogs have been discovered in amber, looking very much like modern day frogs. The only snag is, that these ancient amber amphibians are claimed to be 99 millio...

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Stressed Out Local Resident Falls Apart Completely and Gets Drunk on a Tuesday

Cornfield, IA. After a long and stressful day, Reverend Thomas P. Whitestain, 39, came home last Tuesday evening only to find out that his dog had shit all over the kitchen floor and that his wife of 15 years had been cheating on him with Mr. Robert...

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Scamatology TV Network Sets New Viewing Records!

Funny story: Scamatology TV Network Sets New Viewing Records!

Ratings firms are amazed at the records being set by the Scamatology Network, which launched in March. "It has the absolute lowest ratings we have ever seen," said a ratings executive. "It is the only network we have seen that, the majority of th...

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Hunger can lead to anger, but compounded if wife doesn't bring me a goddamn beer.

Funny story: Hunger can lead to anger, but compounded if wife doesn't bring me a goddamn beer.

HARFOLD, Vt. - We've all been "hangry," that grumpy disposition when we get home late and haven't had a meal. God forbid you've missed an entire meal. But the female cafeteria staff at Harfold State College in Harfold, Vermont, have determined tha...

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Man Feels Like Loser

Funny story: Man Feels Like Loser

38-year-old Wisconsin man, Louis Shortpecker, recently told news reporters that he feels like a complete loser. "I'm not really sure why, but sometimes I get the subtle feeling that I'm a complete loser. Maybe I feel this way because I haven...

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Professional Man Poops in His Pants at Work

Our emergency news reporting team rushed to the home of Mr. Robert Semen, a mechanical engineer at a local factory, last Tuesday, only to find out that he left work early because he pooped in his pants. "I started feeling ill around 11:30 am, and...

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Man Gets Stuck In A Rut

Funny story: Man Gets Stuck In A Rut

Reports have reached TheSpoof.com that a man has become stuck in a rut. The man, who must remain nameless because I don't want to give him the attention he craves, is said to have been in an extreme state of lethargy lately, and has done nothing w...

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Trump Revokes Pilgrim Fathers' Citizenship

Funny story: Trump Revokes Pilgrim Fathers' Citizenship

In an entirely unexpected executive order today, US President and so-called leader of the free world, Donald J. Trump revoked the US citizenship and confiscated passports from the Pilgrim Fathers and their descendants, thus rendering them stateless.

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Motorbike 'Wheelie' Riders Put On Exciting Show

Funny story: Motorbike 'Wheelie' Riders Put On Exciting Show

There was fun in the air in the Battambang commune of Tapon on Friday afternoon, when motorbike riders staged a 'wheelie demonstration', which pleased the local residents 'no end'. The teenaged riders converged near the market about 4:30pm, but, h...

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Neanderthal Man Pissed In His Own Privet

Funny story: Neanderthal Man Pissed In His Own Privet

A couple who went to view a council house in the West Midlands were astonished when the next-door-neighbor emerged from his own home, looked the newcomers up and down, unzipped the fly in his jeans, and urinated in his privet. The incident took pl...

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Bill Cosby Wishes to Tour Prisons

Funny story: Bill Cosby Wishes to Tour Prisons

Bill Cosby, convicted rapist out-on-bail on house arrest waiting to be sentenced, requested that he spend his sentence touring prisons and punishing felons. "I know it would punish me further if I had to listen to Bill Cosby jabber on about how he...

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Queen Cancels Trump Visit

Funny story: Queen Cancels Trump Visit

The Queen’s secretary announced she had withdrawn her invitation to have tea with Donald Trump. What initially started out as a full-scale State Visit with tiaras and a carriage ride to Buckingham Palace, (a Trump request) was previously reduced to a...

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Ugliest 'Bitch on the planet contest' to be held at the Nutters Beach Club! Dia veintseis!

Funny story: Ugliest 'Bitch on the planet contest' to be held at the Nutters Beach Club! Dia veintseis!

Well that was the weekend that was! England showing the world how to thrash a bunch of no-hopers and Germany getting their Bratwurst nearly burnt until a certain Herr Kross poked Sweden in the eye and, Herr Low nearly lost his wig! Never mind about all that BS at the fake World Cup, The Nutters Beach Club has been chosen by a bunch of corrupt doggy lovers to hold the beauty contest to end all b...

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Boy Picks His Nose And Eats Result

Funny story: Boy Picks His Nose And Eats Result

A teacher at a school in Battambang recoiled in horror this afternoon, when a boy in his classroom picked a huge bogey from his nose, and ate it! There's really not much more to it than that, but, if you force me to expand on it, I will. The bo...

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Parents of teens attempt to sneak across U.S. Mexico border to get a break from their kids

Funny story: Parents of teens attempt to sneak across U.S. Mexico border to get a break from their kids

In what appears to be a misguided attempt to get a break from their teenage sons, a Nevada couple purposefully attempted to cross the U.S./Mexico border illegally. According to reports, Stan and Fran Druzinski of Winnemucca, Nevada were caught...

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Shoes Were Covered In Mud

Funny story: Shoes Were Covered In Mud

Incessant rain over the last few days in the Battambang area, led to a disgusted look appearing on the face of one man in the commune of Tapon this morning, as he came out of his front door to find a pair of shoes so clarted in mud, that it was immed...

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Woman Takes Picture with Mouse in Hotel

Funny story: Woman Takes Picture with Mouse in Hotel

A woman who had literally two good days growing up is going on a vacation this summer to relive those “good old days.” The only two good days the woman, named Liz, had as a kid was when she went on a family vacation to Disney World. Well, it wasn...

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National League West Downgraded to Class AA

Cooperstown, NY. Sources close to the office of Commissioner of Baseball Rob Manfred have learned that he will soon announce that the West division of the National League has been ousted from Major League Baseball and sent down to the minors. For...

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Trump Orders That All Separated Children Have Gums Painted Purple

Funny story: Trump Orders That All Separated Children Have Gums Painted Purple

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ominously, the sky was much darker than usual over the White House, possibly because it was 4:00 AM Tuesday morning. The President, his mood even blacker than the sky, had been up all night. Angry that he had been blistered by R...

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Trump: Kim Jong-un Handshake Injury Exclusive!

Funny story: Trump: Kim Jong-un Handshake Injury Exclusive!

After the historic first ever man-to-man meeting between US President Donald Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, in Singapore yesterday, Mr Trump had to request a visit from a local doctor last night after complaining of severe discomfort in...

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Man Admits Strange Fetish

Funny story: Man Admits Strange Fetish

A man who should know better, because he is aware of just how cutting and judgmental people can be about such things, has admitted to having a strange fetish - the colored tops of plastic drinking bottles. Moys Kenwood, 54, says he is "oddly attra...

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1938: Trump meets Hitler at Munich: "Peace in our time"

Funny story: 1938: Trump meets Hitler at Munich: "Peace in our time"

MUNICH, GERMANY. Sept. 30, 1938. Standing on the tarmac at Munich International Airport early this morning, sleepy-eyed President Donald Trump waived a copy of the Munich Agreement to a group of reporters and declared: "Today is the beginning of an a...

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Woman Who Is Always Right, Proved Wrong, Kind Of...

Funny story: Woman Who Is Always Right, Proved Wrong, Kind Of...

A woman who insists that she is right all the time has been proved wrong. Kind of. The woman, Lesley Jhonson, was once told that she should spell her name 'Johnson', but wouldn't budge, even though her family, as far back as the Domesday Book, ha...

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Spoof Site Boss To Offer 'Block' Feature To Help Readers Avoid Shit They Don't Like

Funny story: Spoof Site Boss To Offer 'Block' Feature To Help Readers Avoid Shit They Don't Like

The owner of a satirical news website has revealed that he is to experiment with a new 'block' feature so that both writers and readers will have the option to avoid reading anything written by a writer whose material does not meet with their approva...

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Dias 14/15/ Weekend turbulence at the Nutters Beach Club!

Funny story: Dias 14/15/ Weekend turbulence at the Nutters Beach Club!

We had yet another attempt by Trump & Co to crash our pristine Nutters Beach Club after he turned his back on the other G7 buttheads ruling and ruining our planet. He landed with his private helicopter on our beach, on his way to kiss Kim's rear end. His bodyguards attempted to crash the door, but our black and white eunuchs, Ying and Yang, stood their ground, after all, if you can thwart BOJO...

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Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule

BILLINGSGATE POST: While the average American male worker takes a daily shower or bath to refresh himself and also rid himself of pesty parasites, dangling dingle berries and pungent odors that might effect his love life deleteriously, carnival work...

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Washington Capitols Players Will Skip Going to White House Ceremony Because it's Too Far Away

Funny story: Washington Capitols Players Will Skip Going to White House Ceremony Because it's Too Far Away

The Stanley Cup-winning Washington Capitals is the first Washington, D.C. sports team to win a major sporting event since the Washington Senators won the World Series in 1924. Most of the team, however, have decided that it would take too long to...

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Tic-Tac-Toe Game Peters Out Into Tame Draw

Funny story: Tic-Tac-Toe Game Peters Out Into Tame Draw

There was a rollercoaster of emotions in Tapon last night, as a game of noughts and crosses that had started amidst great excitement and expectation finally petered out into a tame stalemate. The participants were Helley and Yasmi, stepdaughters o...

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It's My Party

Funny story: It's My Party

With apologies to Leslie Gore It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if it happened to you! Nobody knows where my lawyers have gone But Rudy came just in time. Why won’t he shut the fuck up When he's supposed to be mine? It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if your wife had...

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US Tennis Prodigy Retires Early

Funny story: US Tennis Prodigy Retires Early

Child prodigy US tennis player, Jasper Quarante from Ohio, who was recently described as having "the world at his feet", has decided that the game is not for him, and has given up tennis to focus on his studies. Jasper, who is still only 14, has b...

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Staple Found In Chocolate Bun

Funny story: Staple Found In Chocolate Bun

A man in Battambang who was enjoying a cup of tea after his evening meal last night was shocked to find that the bun that he was eating along with his brew contained a foreign body - a staple. Moys Kenwood, 54, was halfway through the chocolate bu...

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In wake of G7 summit, Trump Organization to break ground on 'a special place in hell'

Inspiration strikes at the most unlikely of places and times. According to administration officials, President Trump was so irate when he learned a special place in hell had been designated for Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that he immediat...

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Dia diecineuve / dag negentien / There are more important tournaments than the one in Russia, and we have it on our Nutters Beach!!

Funny story: Dia diecineuve / dag negentien / There are more important tournaments than the one in Russia, and we have it on our Nutters Beach!!

Saudi Princes, Putin, and an ageing Boyband singer, AAAAGH! Well ladies and gents on great demand we have the tournament to end all tournaments, and we don't need ISIS Arabs, corrupt Africans or Kim Jong's permission! We have all exclusive perennial, big-time global losers here, and the only Russian winner present, is 'blow job' Gold Medal Winner, Volga Olga! Yes the Dutch, Scottish, Welsh,...

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How's Your Work/Life Balance?

Funny story: How's Your Work/Life Balance?

To most of us, 'Work/Life Balance' means being able to effectively allocate sufficient time and effort to both work and other areas of our lives, such as family, so that we can function well, and enjoy both. If only achieving it were as easy as defining it! I find achieving it impossible, because I hate work so much. I loathe it. I detest it. I abhor it. I would like to drag it kicking...

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Michelle Wolf blasts Roseanne Barr on her show, "The Break"

Funny story: Michelle Wolf blasts Roseanne Barr on her show, "The Break"

Roseanne Barr was called "Lady Hitler" by Michelle Wolf on Wolf's new Netflix show, "The Break". Much of this criticism has to do with Barr's online behavior and the so-called “double standard” concerning the horrid comment she made electronically co...

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7 Things Your Academic Advisor Will Probably Never Tell You

Do you ever take some time to notice that all of the people who treated you poorly and screwed you over in the past have ended up happy? Do you ever ask yourself how it’s possible that they now have fulfilling careers and lives that are characterized by warmth, affection, purpose, meaning, and unconditional love while you’re still miserable, lonely, and struggling to get through life? Have y...

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How to Write the Perfect Resume

STEP #1) COMPOSE A COVER LETTER THAT DISPLAYS YOUR INTEREST IN THE POSITION AS WELL AS YOUR PROFESSIONALISM. (Also, do not forget to show all due respect to the Management Office that does the hiring.) Dear Fuckers, I was wiping my ass with a piece of newspaper last night, and I saw that your company currently has a position available for a “Certified Technical Programming Assistant Engine...

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Dia veintecinco! Nutters Beach Club has a 'Bad Hair Day!'

Funny story: Dia veintecinco! Nutters Beach Club has a 'Bad Hair Day!'

Flies in our soup, Never! However, after several hairy footy stars visited the club last night, we have a dreadfully 'bad hair-day' to deal with! Neymar, ordered spaghetti and, during a binging orgy of wildest Brazilian, half-naked babes stripping and swinging, fronted by our own, Volga Olga, he tipped a plate of the stuff on his head, and King Cantona followed! Sadly, Neymar, had to play, a...

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The Red Hen: I Was A Better (Expletive) Than Donald Duck

Funny story: The Red Hen: I Was A Better (Expletive) Than Donald Duck

BILLINGSGATE POST: Foghorn Leghorn finally had something to crow about. The Red Hen controversy brought back memories of his one night stand with a Rhode Island Red that drove him cockeyed. Foghorn: “I loved her walk. I loved her cluck. She said I was a better (expletive) than Donald Duck.” The Red Hen: “I ain’t gonna take it sitting down. While I’m here hatching white and brown, you’re out...

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Sensational piece of diplomatic news from the Nutters Beach Club on dia veinteuno! Boris Becker asks us for his Personal Diplomatic Nutters VIP Immunity Passport!"

Funny story: Sensational piece of diplomatic news from the Nutters Beach Club on dia veinteuno! Boris Becker asks us for his Personal Diplomatic Nutters VIP Immunity Passport!"

Well after all of the drama and action in Russia it was obvious they were not behind the poisoning of spies in the UK so Boris Becker mad a bee-line to the Nutters Beach Club and asked to be our global diplomat so he doesn't get 'knobbed' for paying back his tax debts all over the planet! We of course agreed and the first thing Boris did was head to our broom cupboard for a 'quickie' with Volga...

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How to Properly Comfort Someone Who is Emotionally Devastated

Life can be extremely cruel and unfair. Tragedy, loss, and disaster can strike at any given moment, and difficult circumstances usually come along without warning. Unfortunately, horrible things often happen to good people who are simply trying to make it from one day to the next. People who face these situations often feel overwhelmed, exhausted, and unable to cope with life as they struggle...

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Man Confused By Spellings

Funny story: Man Confused By Spellings

A man in the Cambodian second-city of Battambang has reported that he became confused over the weekend , when he started thinking about the word 'millennium'. Moys Kenwood, 54, claims he has always had trouble with this word and other words which...

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England Football Fans Beg Team Not to Win World Cup

Funny story: England Football Fans Beg Team Not to Win World Cup

The Football Association was reeling today when England fans presented a petition with 45 million signatures begging them not to allow the team to win the World Cup. It had been signed by men, women, children and in one case a Leicester pensioner's c...

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SPECIAL EDITION: Ask Dr. Billingsgate

Funny story: SPECIAL EDITION: Ask Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST: This attempt to reach out to the unwashed has been one of my most popular features. Your letters are a constant reminder to me of how lucky I am to be blessed with twelve Doctorates, while most of you struggle with literacy. Dear Dr. BILLINGSGATE, I have been waiting to ask these questions. What is your first name and when will you be in my area? I would love to show you...

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10 Tips for Being a Successful Writer

#1) Make sure that you have a basic understanding of grammar Solid and effective writing does not necessarily require a highly advanced and extremely technical understanding of grammar. Just make sure that you know how to properly use the basics such as: A) Epiphoras; B) Logosglyphs; C) Neologisms; D) Simple, Intermediate, and Advanced Palindromes; E) Vocative Cases; F) Onomatop...

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Lucky England Through To Last 16

Funny story: Lucky England Through To Last 16

England progressed to the last 16 of the World Cup last night after they defeated a plucky Panama side 6-1, but it might have been all so different. Harry Kane, England's captain, scored a hat-trick, but it was was probably the most fortunate in h...

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The Ten Commandments in the Age of Trump

Funny story: The Ten Commandments in the Age of Trump

Thou shalt have no other gods before me (except for me, the President). Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in or on one of my hotels, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, especially sharks. (I’m not sure why I created them.) For I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, tweeting iniquities about your kids and their...

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Part-time Hotel Desk Clerk Receives Award for Outstanding Service

We would like to take a special moment at this time to recognize and fully appreciate our Most Valuable Player of the Year, Mr. Dick Holder. Dick has served as our Third-Shift Desk Clerk here at the “Cramalot Hotel” for the past 59 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 33 minutes, and 17.81 seconds. He was hired by our human resources assistant, Mr. Longfellow Cumstein. Superior Customer Service The “C...

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Duck Incensed by Mouse's Moody Decision

DIZNEE'Z LAND, CALIFORNICATE—Mickey Mouse has put Diznee'z Land off limits to paying customers. From now on, the mouse decreed, he will allow “guests” to visit only some parks on some days. “Which ones and when depends on my mood,” the rodent explain...

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Diaper Was Full Of Shit

Funny story: Diaper Was Full Of Shit

A couple from Wisconsin have released details of an incident during the early hours of Friday morning, when they were woken by the frantic crying of their daughter who, apparently, needed urgent attention. Tina and John Green from Green Bay were r...

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Tractor Wheel Fell Off

Funny story: Tractor Wheel Fell Off

In the latest of a series of bizarre, unlikely, and, quite frankly, barely-believable occurences in the Battambang commune of Tapon, a wheel has fallen off a tractor, injuring nobody but itself. The tractor, once yellow but now mostly rust-colored...

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Arsenal Faces TV and Radio Blackout as Commentators Threaten Boycott

Funny story: Arsenal Faces TV and Radio Blackout as Commentators Threaten Boycott

"We've had enough of this bollocks" so said national treasure and football hero, John "Motty" Motson in his capacity as the newly anointed chair of campaign group Football UK Commentators (FUKC). Motty came out fighting today as Arsenal FC announced...

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Dias seis & siete (sorry forgot yesterday, too pissed) Nutters Beach Club refuses to host Kim Jong-Trump meeting!

To avoid constant banging on our doors by cheap black-suited, sun-glassed, North Korean SS people and fake CIA guards (The real CIA, Jaggedone's, Cockroach Infiltration Army, has better things to do!) we have decided to hang a notice on the doors to avoid my 3 millionth hangover getting any worse, and here it is: "The Nutters Beach Club only hosts top-level meetings, that could a void a nuke wa...

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World Cup 2018: Your Survival Guide

Funny story: World Cup 2018: Your Survival Guide

The World Cup is here again! World football's quadrennial spectacular showpiece of the best the game has to offer, and we've got it all right here on TheSpoof.com in our Russia World Cup 2018 Survival Guide, Comrade! The tournament kicks off on Thursday 14 June for some reason, which is a bit of a strange day for the opening match, if you ask me. Russia play Saudi Arabia, and the game starts at...

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Dia/Dag/Day ocho/acht/eight, and the list of NUTTERS demanding entry to our fab NUTTERS BEACH CLUB is growing by the second, wonderful!

Dia/Dag/Day ocho/acht/eight, and the list of NUTTERS demanding entry to our fab NUTTERS BEACH CLUB is growing by the second, wonderful! All global NUTTERS are welcome apart from FAKE ones (You know who you are!) Firstly, I would like to congratulate Mr. Don Loren Hughes (a total esoteric, occult NUTTER) for obtaining the honorable position of 'pissed up barman'. The wages are crap, but it's...

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Kim Jong Un agrees to nightclub gig in Singapore to help offset expenses of upcoming summit

Funny story: Kim Jong Un agrees to nightclub gig in Singapore to help offset expenses of upcoming summit

Breaking: Mr. Kim Jong Un, President of North Korea, is working on ways to help defray expenses of the upcoming summit with US President Donald Trump. Mr. Kim’s bill at The Fullerton Hotel, “a magnificent neoclassical hotel,” according to The Wash...

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The Secret England Footballer: Bloody Hell, Panama 6-1

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: Bloody Hell, Panama 6-1

Bloody hell I say and I'll say it again BLOODY HELL. A goal fest and where was I? I'll bloody well tell you, I was warming the effin bench again. It's every player's dream to play in a World Cup and as you know Brazil 2014 was a washout for me aft...

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How to Survive a Corporate Visit

It always happens when you least expect it. You've gone through most of your life thinking that nothing really bad will ever happen to you, and you've never bothered to ask yourself the question, “What if?” Every time you saw a disaster or some type of horrible tragedy on television, you simply thought, “Hey, that will never happen to me.” Like everybody else, you assume that most problem...

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Little Girl's Bike Stolen From Outside House

Funny story: Little Girl's Bike Stolen From Outside House

There was trouble with a capital 'T' in Tapon this morning when it was discovered that a bicycle belonging to the daughter of a writer at satirical news website TheSpoof.com had been stolen. Delma Kenwood, 3, daughter of Moys Kenwood, loved that f...

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Brian - Was He Murdered?

Funny story: Brian - Was He Murdered?

A man living in the Cambodian city of Battambang believes that his friend - then living in the Thai capital city of Bangkok - was murdered and his death then made to look like a suicide. Nuneaton-born Brian Waine, 57, was the long-time friend of fellow Englishman Moys Kenwood, the two having first met when the latter applied for work as a teacher at Siam Computer & Language in Bangkok in 19...

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Hannibal Lecter Questions Chimpanzee Plastic Surgery Procedure

Funny story: Hannibal Lecter Questions Chimpanzee Plastic Surgery Procedure

Dear Dr. BILLINGSGATE, I read your recent story about Dr. Ollie and Dr. Buddy, the chimpanzee Plastic Surgeon team who successfully altered the facial features of Mr. St. James Davis so that he now resembles a zombie. Needless to say, I was fascinated by your account. I have some questions about their procedures: 1. Why did Mr. Davis request that the operation take place during his son's bi...

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Woman's Nosebleed Wouldn't Stop

Funny story: Woman's Nosebleed Wouldn't Stop

Have you ever had a nosebleed that, no matter what arresting action you took, the darned thing just would not seem to stop bleeding? Well, that was exactly the situation being faced by one Los Angeles woman called Janet Farmer this week after she...

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Trump & Kim: Bromance in Singapore!

As the world held it's breathe and an anxious press corps stood by, President Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un faced each other for the first time this morning in Singapore. "They were close enough to touch" according to press reports. Evidently, acco...

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Subbuteo World Cup Latest

Funny story: Subbuteo World Cup Latest

The Subbuteo World Cup produced its first shock on Saturday when unfancied Iceland beat the pre-tournament favourites, Argentina, 12-5. The competition, which is totally unofficial, exactly mirrors the FIFA World Cup, but is not in Russia. Instead...

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