Elderly Spoof writer seeks new career as: Poop Consultant!
The Reverend T. J. McCorkle, well known spoof writer and founder of the Fart Farm initiative in North Carolina announced at a press conference this morning that in an effort to further help his fellow man and particularly the elderly, he was founding...Read full story
Astronomers discriminate against trans-Neptunian objects
For years, astronomers have shown a preference for studying the eight main planets of the solar system, disregarding "almost everything beyond Uranus" as famous astronomer Edwin Hubble once said. Yet now, a new movement is aiming to overcome these...Read full story
Putin uses Mind Control to Ensure Croatia Loses World Cup
Vladimir Putin has allegedly put together a team of crack mind readers to concentrate on Croatia losing the World Cup. A recently deceased source mailed information to a News Agency concerning the assembly by the Russian President of a team of pro...Read full story
Tommy Robinson Shocked at Being Jailed
Tommy Robinson is reportedly mortified that he has actually been jailed for 13 months, a source reported today. Apparantly, Mr Robinson's understanding of his role in current society was that of an "agitant" and a "troublemaker." As such, despite...Read full story
Heatwave causes WAN-KIN-DIK's Chinese cabbage to shrivel!! Nutters Beach Club / treinta y cinco!
After receiving the invitation to supply the Royal Family with a buffet at Windsor Castle, our Chief Chinese Chef (you know his name!), decided to make a Chinese Cabbage stew with Chinese lice (Cantonese pronunciation), US GMO sweet corn, US GMO popcorn, US GMO soya beans and chemically treated US chickens to top it all off! Sadly the EU heatwave currently affecting the UK, caused WAN-KIN-DIK t...Read full story
Donald Trump Blimp Out Of Control
The Donald Trump blimp - the 20ft-high balloon of the US President, wearing a baby's diaper - which has been flying in the sky above the Houses of Parliament in London since Friday, has broken free of its moorings! The perfectly-coiffeured inflata...Read full story
England: Fourth Place Is Coming Home!
Let the celebrations begin! The England football team, so often derided in the past and labelled 'disappointing' at major tournaments, have at last 'completed the job', 'delivered the goods', and, in one last pathetic strain for a brilliant flower...Read full story