Written by Al N.

Tuesday, 24 July 2018

image for Scamatology to Sue NXIVM For Stealing Cult Procedures
"Let's not even get started on iconography that they've stolen!" said Souw.

Clearlymental, FL The Cherch of Scamatology today filed suit against the NXIVM cult for plagiarism, stealing company secrets, and a wide range of other offenses.

"Separating cult members from their family if they object to the cult-WE invented that!" shouted Scamatology representative Unkarin Souw. "Using 'training courses' to lure unsuspecting dupes and their wallets into the cult-WE invented that too!"

"Recruiting celebrities to lure rich donors and their money-of course WE invented that!" screamed Souw. "You notice they have front groups? WE wrote the book on front groups!!

"And finally, a cult leader who makes preposterous claims about being a genius and child prodigy? EVERYBODY knows that belongs to US!"

"For damages we're going to take over that branding thing and patent it."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: cult, Scamatology




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