Clearlymental, FL The Cherch of Scamatology today filed suit against the NXIVM cult for plagiarism, stealing company secrets, and a wide range of other offenses.
"Separating cult members from their family if they object to the cult-WE invented that!" shouted Scamatology representative Unkarin Souw. "Using 'training courses' to lure unsuspecting dupes and their wallets into the cult-WE invented that too!"
"Recruiting celebrities to lure rich donors and their money-of course WE invented that!" screamed Souw. "You notice they have front groups? WE wrote the book on front groups!!
"And finally, a cult leader who makes preposterous claims about being a genius and child prodigy? EVERYBODY knows that belongs to US!"
"For damages we're going to take over that branding thing and patent it."
