NATO Is Shocked And Dismayed By Trump

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 13 July 2018

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Yeah, sure.

NATO members are shocked by Trump’s unfounded criticisms, numbers, and railing. "He is telling falsehoods!" "Making total distortions of nations and history!" "This is outlandish!"

Psst, don’t tell anyone: Putin hates NATO, and Trump’s Putin’s boy and Trump is reciting the Putin script.


Yeah, well, he’s doing exactly what he did during the presidential election: lies, distortions, the “lots of people agree” or the, “everybody is telling me” kind of lingo to support all of his fabrications, but NATO members find his words shocking and distorted. They are left rolling their eyes in silence, displaying good manners, but unfortunately, they are taking him seriously. Grab the smelling salts.

Come on, NATO! Get serious! Get over him. Think of Trump as the court jester. Nothing more and get on with the serious business of the grown-ups in the world.

During the presidential debates, the moderators never said a peep when Trump stalked Hillary around the stage or announced that when the president, he would lock her up. He even claimed Hillary had six months to live. “Everybody’s talking about it.”

Like the election and at the NATO conference, it was as though Trump dropped his pants and took a dump on the world’s civility. The world’s reaction? Rolling their collective eyes in silence, displaying good manners, but unfortunately, taking him seriously. And he got away with it.

Come on, NATO, that’s the guy. No relevance. No preparation. No knowledge. Say anything. He’s a performer. He pulls it out of his ear or recites the Putin script.

And wife number 3 turns up at Blenheim Palace dressed in miles of yellow chiffon, like Blanche Dubois, resembling an outpatient looking for the comfort of strangers. She could have better cracked it wearing a black sequinned sheath, her five-inch stilettos, with hair in a doughnut on top of her head. Bingo!

Be patient, NATO, Mueller is on his way to the rescue. The world will make a collective: Whew! How did he happen?

Well, it started with a night at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton. And it’ll end with the night at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton.

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