"President Trump is no longer welcome in any NFL facility" a representative from the NFL Commissioner's office announced. "We have found that his presence is just too disruptive for the players. The owners don't really give a fig what the players do during the Star-Spangled Banner like "take a knee," as long as they are ready to play the game once the anthem's over," said the NFL rep.
"I didn't even notice that any of the players were kneeling until Trump pointed it out," said one owner. "I thought they were just resting until the kickoff."
"We were hoping it could go on for a while to take the public's mind off that concussion thing," said another owner.
