Funny story: Trump and Putin Play Mini Golf in Helsinki

Trump and Putin Play Mini Golf in Helsinki

Russian president Vladimir Putin and US president Donald Trump played mini golf Monday in Helsinki. It was during their summit, the part where they were supposed to meet alone. The official business part of their meeting didn’t take long as Putin...

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Funny story: Two-Thirds of Americans Are Despondent But Only One-Third Are Clinically Depressed/Suicidal

Two-Thirds of Americans Are Despondent But Only One-Third Are Clinically Depressed/Suicidal

A report published today in JAMA Internal Medicine revealed that that the emotional state of the large majority (63 percent) of Americans is general despondency, but the good news is that only slightly more than one-third (34 percent) are clinically...

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Funny story: Elon Musk's latest invention: a paedo sniffer

Elon Musk's latest invention: a paedo sniffer

The world of criminal investigation was cockahoop today after billionaire fish-faced eccentric Elon Musk revealed his latest invention. At a press conference, Musk wore one of his new prosthetic noses and was able to identify three members of the pre...

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Funny story: American President Challenges Queen To Winner Take All Wrestling Match

American President Challenges Queen To Winner Take All Wrestling Match

Exactly as one might expect from a brain damaged horse's arse, Donald Trump once again made an outrageous and childish move with the goal of drawing further attention to himself by calling a press conference and challenging the Queen to a winner take...

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Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: World Cup Shambles, My Personal Roundup

The Secret England Footballer: World Cup Shambles, My Personal Roundup

By the time you read this, I'll be back in Blighty doing the biz with the owner's daughter again. Just what I need and so does she. We'll be off to Ibiza for some pre-season R&R shortly. Well, never let it be said that I didn't do my best for...

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Funny story: Cloud In Shape Of Penis Draws Big Crowd

Cloud In Shape Of Penis Draws Big Crowd

There was mayhem in one Indian city on Friday, as thousands of women rushed to become 'blessed with sacred milk', when a cloud in the shape of a huge penis appeared in the sky above the city. The penis, I beg your pardon, the cloud, started to for...

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Funny story: Qui, Qui, Non, Non, Pee, Pee, as thunderstorm crashes our non-footy after party! Nutters Beach Club dia treinte y seis!

Qui, Qui, Non, Non, Pee, Pee, as thunderstorm crashes our non-footy after party! Nutters Beach Club dia treinte y seis!

Attempting to thwart gate-crashing French footy hooligans, our Chinese Chief Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, took French frogs legs and French snails off the menu and replaced them with lice (Cantonese version) plus US GMO soy beans! Sadly, as our resident pirate, pissed, poet laureate, Sir Francis (Non-Canard) Charlton and his pissed, perched, deaf, dumb and blind parrot called, Erskine, was about to recit...

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Funny story: Putin put out by trumpety Trump

Putin put out by trumpety Trump

Vladimir Putin is said to be angry after Donald Trump revealed secret details about their meeting in Helsinki. The two world leaders met in a sauna near Malminkartanohiuppu Park, speaking through a Russian interpreter. Although no formal declarati...

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Funny story: Golden Shower Dampens World Cup Final Celebrations

Golden Shower Dampens World Cup Final Celebrations

France and Croatia provided a stunning finale to the World Cup last night, and, in a wonderful show of footballing skills, the French ran out 4-2 victors. Sadly, there was an unfortunate footnote to the tournament, when an argument broke out over the...

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