Man looking for a quiet place for a drink on Wednesday and Sunday.
Walter Klondyke Smith, 56, has explained to us that he is desperately trying to think of a quiet pub he can go to on Wednesday and Sunday night when if all goes to plan some multi-millionaires will be kicking a ball around a field thousands of miles...Read full story
Non-Footy Sunday at the Nutters Beach Club that opens doors solely to 'Mad Hatter' Non-Footy Nutters!
SSSHH! Do not mention it within the walls of the Nutters Beach Club, otherwise you will be ejected, non-violently, by our black and white, Eunuch doormen, Ying and Yang! Our club has been declared a non-footy zone and anybody mentioning IT will join a line of 'gang-bangers' hoping to bang Volga Olga! We have opened the doors for other Nutters including royal hat-maker, Philip Treacy, because h...Read full story
World Cup Shock: NO ONE WINS!
A series of events has plunged the World Cup in Russia into unprecendented chaos. An instruction to referees to punish players for clear serious infringements of the rules with yellow and red cards has resulted in previously overlooked fouls being...Read full story
EastEnders Pair Are The Best Of Friends Offscreen
It's been reported that the onscreen rivalry between EastEnders actors Adam Woodyatt and Steve McFadden, who play Ian Beale and Phil Mitchell respectively, could not be further from the truth, and the two are the best of friends when filming is over.Read full story
EastEnders Adam Woodyatt Changes Name To Ian Beale
In a move which some will say was inevitable, the 'EastEnders' star Adam Woodyatt, who plays Ian Beale, has changed his name to Ian Beale. Woodyatt, or 'Beale', has played 'Ian' since the show was first aired in 1985, and has come to think of hims...Read full story
Rude Drawing Found In Condensation On Bus Window
Passengers on a public bus in Hull were said to be 'sickened' today, after witnessing a drawing of a penis and testicles on one of the windows. The image, about 30cm high and 20cm wide, had been etched with a finger into the early morning condensa...Read full story
Spoof Infiltrated by Russian Hackers?
Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller's investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election has uncovered evidence that another group of Russian hackers infiltrated the American section of The Spoof, the satire and fake news publica...Read full story