American Guy Tries to Act Like He Knows A Lot About Soccer
An American guy who knows nothing about soccer got way too into the World Cup match between England and Croatia in an effort to seem cool and worldly to his friends. He even used the word "gutted" to describe his feelings after the loss, knowing t...Read full story
Descendants of Brothers Grimm Sue Trump Administration for Giving FairyTales a Bad Name
The ACLU today filed yet another suit against the Trump Administration, this time on behalf of the Brothers Grimm, or rather there genetic descendants of the Brothers Grimm. "We can no longer stand by as the plots and lessons embedded in the stori...Read full story
Special guest at the NUTTERS BEACH CLUB, "The Fat Lady Sung!" Jour trent-quatre / D Day!
St George did not slay the dragon and history never repeats itself, but we don't care at The Nutters Beach Club because last night's special VIP guest artist, "The Fat Lady" sung her heart out on the White Cliffs of Dover and forgot to jump on the ferry to Calais to sing to the French, 'Les Bleus' where the song will surely reach a rip-roaring finale! However, she was brilliant to the end as sh...Read full story
Croatian Nationals Face Expulsion From UK In Wake Of England World Cup Defeat
There was a strange lull and an eerie silence over the country on Thursday morning as England and its people tried to come to terms with the fact that the England football team were not going to win the World Cup. Again. Gareth Southgate's men wer...Read full story