Written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 30 July 2018

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McCartney 55 years ago - he still hasn't found a 'proper' job!

There was amazing and exciting news for fans of The Beatles today when, in an impromptu press conference in Liverpool, Sir Paul McCartney proudly announced that the 'world's most influential band' is to make a comeback - with just him in it!

There's just one slight change: the band's new name is The Beatle.

McCartney, 76, said that he had been thinking about the comeback project for "a long time", ever since people had started to forget about him. He'd continued to write words on pieces of paper that could loosely be called 'songs', and he was now going on tour.

The aging crooner said that he isn't worried by the fact that there are no other musicians in his band, because he is so much of an attraction in his own right, with everyone trying to catch a selfie of themselves with him in it, that nobody will be listening to the music anyway.

Mr McCartney also said that he would be continuing to work outside of The Beatle on his other solo projects, The Fab Paul, The Quarryman, The Macca Lad, Wing, and The Wooden Leg.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Music, Beatles




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