Written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 7 July 2018

image for Poldark fan angry to learn that her husband likes Demelza
Demelza if you leave Captain Ross....

Lorraine Johnson, like many people likes watching Poldark, for its intrigue, well drawn characters, scenery and easy on the eye cast was angered by the fact that her husband Gary only watches it for Demelza.

'Imagine my surprise' said Lorraine 'when I said something about the lovely scenery, and Gary looked over me like I had said something stupid during his football matches'.

Gary told us, 'I let Lorraine watch it because I know that she likes Captain Ross. I like Demelza, please don't tell her that I only watch the football because of Gabby Logan. She thinks I watch 8 out of 10 cats for Jimmy Carr. I don't. I watch it because of Susie Dent'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: TV, Poldark




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