Written by JinoLeFeeto

Saturday, 7 July 2018

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Can the Feds develop green thumbs?

Colorado has changed the meaning of Rocky Mountain High to something more literal over the years. Now they are preparing some special weaponry especially for Federal Law Enforcement, should it come to enforce Federal cannabis regulations.

"We call this our RMDS Reefer Missile Defense System", said an aid from the Governor's office on condition of anonymity, "We have specially place silos around the state near major highways and interstates on our state borders. All of these entrances have specially programmed cameras that will recognize the face of Jeffy boy Sessions. If he so much as sets foot here, he' going to get the buzz of his life.

U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions has stated that they will be coming to Colorado to enforce Federal Laws on Marijuana. "I like people named Mary Jo," said former Senator Sessions, "But I don't like Mary Jo Juana, and we have laws that the state of Colorado are breaking."

But Sessions may not be as prepared has he has proclaimed. The RMDS missiles put out dense marijuana smoke with twice the normal amounts of THC, the active psychoanalytic ingredient in Marijuana. "His eyes will be dilated like a mule deer in the headlights of a semi-truck on interstate 70," said another official completely off the record.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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