Mar-A-Lamo, FL President Trump is waiting by the phone ever since he found out the leaders of North Korea and Russia are scheduling secret meetings behind his back.
"It's probably just a misunderstanding. I know Kim and Vlad probably invited me, but you know how these invitations go. Mine probably got lost in the secret mail. I know they'll call. Or it could all be a big practical joke. Oh those guys! That's what it is! A big joke! It must be!" cried Trump.
"I wonder if they don't realize I didn't get an invitation. We all got along so well that I know they wouldn't have a shindig without ME!" trumpeted Trump.
