Coming Soon: Trump Removed From Office
When Donald Trump is removed from office for fraud, collusion, bad tweets, terrible hairdo, obstruction of justice, due to stealing his election with the help of his Russians pals, all of his judicial appointments and executive orders will have to be...Read full story
Met Office Issues Warning Over Dry Grass
In the wake of the current heatwave in the UK, which, as we speak, is causing grass fires to rival the hellish scenes left in Kuwait after Sadam Hussein abandoned the oil fields using his "scorched Earth" policy, the Met office has issued a "dry gras...Read full story
Grass The Driest It's Been For 42 Years!
The heatwave that has been literally 'heating' the United Kingdom at the moment is having a devastating effect on plantlife, and the country's grass is the driest it's been since 1976, or, as it's become known in some circles, the Summer of the Ladyb...Read full story
Heavy Rainfall During UK Heatwave Technically Monsoon
Heavy rainfall which is affecting many parts of the UK causing flash flooding should technically be classed as monsoons, according to the British Meteorological Organization today. Due to the hot, humid weather and everlasting sun resulting from...Read full story
Dia treinte y ocho! Motorway drivers storm our Nutters Beach club searching for a clean 'bog!'
A traffic jam outside the doors of our VIP Nutters Club caused Pogba & his World cup winning mates to enter at the rear (A doggy treat enjoyed by many male woof woof's)! Our owner, top Nutter, Jaggedone, went outside to see what all the commotion was about and observed ladies hitching their skirts and diving into our surrounding jungle bushes, dying for a pee because they refuse to drop the...Read full story
Special Counsel Releases More Tapes Recorded by Trump's Lawyer
It was revealed that Trump's personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, whose office was raided by Special Prosecutor Mueller, has lots of secret tapes he recorded of him and Trump. Among the admissions are: 1. Trump is barely a millionaire, much less a billionaire. 2. When Eric was a baby they would leave him in the middle of nowhere but he always found his way back home. 3. Trump has a guy to twee...Read full story
Scamatology to Sue NXIVM For Stealing Cult Procedures
Clearlymental, FL The Cherch of Scamatology today filed suit against the NXIVM cult for plagiarism, stealing company secrets, and a wide range of other offenses. "Separating cult members from their family if they object to the cult-WE invented tha...Read full story