Strzok and democrats at congressional hearings see Russians here, there, and everywhere

Funny story written by joseph k winter

Friday, 13 July 2018

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The Democratic Party has considered this slogan for the coming midterm elections, but not so far approved it

Grilled by a Congressional Committee on possible bias toward President Trump, FBI agent Peter Strzok has suggested the Russians, again, are the benefactors.

Various newscasters in the mainstream media, apart from FOX News, are ready to carry this notion one step further.

Critical questioning of Mr. Strzok and the FBI as threat to national security was heard here and there at the hearing.

Mr. Strzok's opposition to the President extends back to 2016 when he texted "F him" re Mr. Trump, whereas at that time not a single witness had been investigated on Russian collusion suspicions.

However, as Mr. Strzok indicated, his actions to block Trump's candidacy and then work for impeachment after his election were motivated only by his patriotism.

This alleged threat from Russia undertaken by the Mueller Investigation has so far not provided any substantial evidence of Russian meddling.

But with repeat-it-enough-times-and-we-believe-it via the diligence of most channels in American mainstream news this notion is widely believed.

Further revealed at the hearing, Mr. Mueller's dismissal of Mr. Strzok from the Mueller investigation was "for appearance only," in that Mr. Strzok's sincerity and patriotism might be misunderstood.

That is, Mr. Strzok's understandable behavior with his colleague Ms. Page was merely consultation on impending dangers of a Trump administration under a Russian influence.

These consultations carried forth under wraps in the dead of night should never have been unwrapped as a matter of national security.

Sympathetic Democrats at the hearing also saw "badgering" of Mr. Strzok, a patriot, as with questioning by Representative Gowdy.

Murmurs here and there indicate The Republican Establishment Itself, plus FOX news, have fallen under the sinister influence of the Russians.

Meanwhile, evidence of DNC corruption in the 2016 election to give the nomination to Hillary Clinton is irrelevant and also a matter of national security.

As a hypnotized public watches the hearings, the Democratic Party has developed a new slogan for the upcoming midterm elections:

"A vote for anybody but the Democrats is a vote for Putin!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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