What’s a former First Lady too do when she’s waiting for her hubby to go to prison? Melania Trump has been keeping herself busy in many ways, one of which is making sweater puppets!
Melania says: “I like to make the puppets out of my old sweaters – they so furry and fuzzy, everybody say my puppets the best. Donald like the puppet and Junior too and Eric, even my baby Barron like his mama’s puppets. Sometimes we have the fun and I use the puppet to help Eric and Donald Junior eat they vegetables – here come the puppets, open wide, boys, mama feed you with her puppets for much happiness and joy, okay?
"Sometimes Donald want the puppets all to hisself and I say, ‘NO, that bad Donald, you let baby Baron have them more, he like to feed from them, he a growing boy – you a grown boy, Donald, you have enough puppet feeding – bad Donald – bad bad! I whack him with the puppet and he go to his room and don’t come out ‘til Rudy call him to go to drag show dancing. I don’t go with them.”
Soon coming on the market under one of the many Trump brand names, it’s “Melania’s Sweater Puppets” - snuggle up with her puppets and let them feed you too!
PS: Matt Gaetz has already order fifty of them! He’s a hungry growing boy!
