Trump's Stunningly Sexy Out of Wedlock Daughter Surfaces In California

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 16 March 2023

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Kyla feels sorry for Ivanka who had to endure the damn groping from 'their' sperm donor father.

CALEXICO, California - (Satire News) - Alpha Beta News Agency writer Mimosa Sabrosa, has just broken the story about a pole dancer in Calexico, who alleges that she is the illegitimate daughter of Donald Trump.

The extremely attractive, young woman is 41-years-old, and she says that her body was made for pole dancing.

Kyla noted that she is actually 3 hours and 35 minutes younger than her half-sister Ivanka Trump and the same age as her other half-sister, Tiffany Trump.

The woman who info guru Andy Cohen has identified as Kyla Paradiddle-Trump, is a beautiful, statuesque, blonde woman, just like the kind of females that her evil, hate-filled, tiny-fingered biological (father) the notorious billionaire used to like to date… so long as they had access to a VIP club.

SIDENOTE: Cohen noted that he texted Miss Paradiddle-Trump who told him that she does not want to meet her sperm donor father, for several reasons (1) She's a Democrat, (2) She hates white extremist racists, (3) She hates pathetic punks who cheat on their taxes, (4) She hates low-life Cheeto-looking habitual liars,(5) She hates asshole men who treat women like pieces of meat, (6) She hates the smell of Big Macs, and (7) She hates men with tiny hands. ■

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