Old Xi Jinping is at it again. Like Putin, Xi hates when he’s NOT the center of attention. Putin took off his shirt and rode a horse, but Xi won’t take his shirt off for anyone and no horse can hold his weight. (Fat joke! So low! Like the horse’s back when Xi was “riding” it. Hey, China, you liking all these jokes?)
A documentary about Putin’s most hated enemy, Alexei Navalny, won at the Oscars. Putin laid low, didn’t try to kill too many people on the weekend … he too was watching the Oscars and his maid revealed to this reporter that he “threw hissy fit all over living room, smacked wife and children, fucked his 16-year-old mistress in her anoos, and then got even drunker on his terrible home-made vodka. Why he force us to drink this? Tastes like piss … oh shit, he didn’t … did he?”
Wow! When a fascist has his enemy getting better press than he ever can …
Well, old Xi did something different. He didn’t watch the Oscars at all. Instead, he killed a few people and gave himself a third term! And a bunch of Chinese government “officials” pretended they were confused – that Xi was VOTED into power. No, no, you silly shitheads, you don’t vote for a dictator – you run from it!
Yes, a lot of people had to die for Xi to make himself Head Dick for a third time, but then again, Mao killed about 30 million of his own people to make himself Head Dick, so it’s kind of a Chinese tradition.
As it is with all Dicks around the world and throughout time. You don’t think Nero or Caligula or Genghis Khan or George Washington or Queen Victoria got voted in, do ya?
