BANGKOK, Thailand - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency (Asia) has revealed an amazingly amazing fact.
A recent poll taken in over 250 Thai cities showed that Thailand has more transgenders (males who are called Ladyboys) than any other nation in the world.
Merriman Webster defines Ladyboys as biological males who act, dress, and look more like women than biological females.
ThighLand, as Russian President Putin and Tom Brady refer to the bamboo-infested country, has more Ladyboys per capita than even the country of Denmark, where female impersonators are found in thousands of erotic night clubs.
QPA stated that the reason why Thailand has so many Trannies is because these female-looking males are much more svelte (and feminine) than their biological female counterparts.
One expert on Ladyboys, Dr. Hansfreed M. Huffnagle, 71, from Hamburg, Germany, even went so far as to say that 91.7% of all Ladyboys actually look more woman-like, than the real female-born-genetic females.
Dr. Huffnagle, who is married to a "Ladyboy," stated that Thai men and male tourists, who visit Thailand, simply prefer the female-looking Asian beauties because they do not complain, they do not demand to be taken out to dinner, and they hold men up on a pedestal.
