VACAVILLE, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico is proud to report that their federal police have just captured Shin Su Shaker, a notorious Al-Qaeda terrorist.
The hate-filled terrorist was captured as he took a pee in an alley behind one of Vacaville's most infamous bars "La Cantina De Los Conquistadores."
Federal officer Joaquin Tarantula, III, said that Shaker did not put up a fight because since he was holding his verga, he could not reach for his AR-15 semiautomatic rifle.
Officer Tarantula, who with his brother Carlitos, own a maracas manufacturing plant said that the Al-Qaeda operative offered him $85,000 if he would simply look the other way.
The officer took the $85,000 that Shaker had in his wallet, along with his drivers license, and his little black book (with the names, addresses, and phone numbers of some very sexy mujeres (women).
SIDENOTE: When Shin Su Shaker was given a full body cavity search, the 'searchers' found a standard hand grenade in his anus.
