WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Two years ago the man with the loose orange tongue made a comment that the drug cartels from Guatemala were "punks" and not really as tough as the drug cartels from other countries.
Well fast forward 24 months and those words are now causing the "Orange Whale" to stay awake 24 hours a day.
Trump's nurse maid, 83-year-old Mahogany Huttonwood, who is an octogenarian from Mississippi, has said that she can hear Trump pacing and whimpering late at night that no one likes him and that now he is nothing more than a chubby, ugly, wicked 369½ pound has been.
Spinster Miss Huttonwood, divulged that Trump has started drinking a six pack of Dos Equis Beer each and every night.
SIDENOTE: Hutty, as Trump calls her said that she overheard her boss talking to a travel agent about booking a flight to Russia.
