There were 253 spoof news stories published in May 2022. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Throwing Her Bra Into The 2024 Presidential Race
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just broken the story that one of the most hated politicians in the entire USA has just stated that she is throwing her bra into the 2024 presidential race. As OGNA writer Ashburn Was…
Read full storyA Photo of a Sexy, Hot, Gorgeous Bikini-Clad Ivanka Trump Has Surfaced On The Internet
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk has just revealed that a very sexy, revealing photo of the former first daughter, Ivanka "Tits" Trump has just been posted to the Internet. The photo, according to BPT writer Carolina Chipotle was ta…
Read full storyPutin Names A Female Admiral To Head The Russian Naval Forces
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Russian president Vladimir Nikita Putin has decided to name a female to head the second most powerful navy in the world. Putty, as VP Harris, Howard Stern, and rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke call the Communist cunt, decided to app…
Read full storyBritney Spears' New Designer Perfume, Eau Du Pussy, Is A Tremendous Success
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The singer who had a world-wide hit with the hit song "Oops, I Did It Again," has just hit paydirt once again. Britney "Sweetie Pie" Spears has just announced that her contract with the Maybellina Cosmetic Co. has just…
Read full storyScotland Yard Captures One Of The World's Most Infamous Terrorists
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency is reporting that Scotland Yard agents have just captured one of the world's most nefarious terrorists, Shake Noxema Babu. Babu, who is a charter member of Al-Qaeda, was apparently disguised a…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Marjorie Taylor Green Is Selling 41 of Her Size 38-D Bras On eBay
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, says that even after Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has referred to her as a two-bagger, a wayward witch, an ugly-as-whale-shit bitch, and a cellulite-infested skank, she still cares abo…
Read full storyA New Poutine for Putin Only
A world-famous Montreal chef has created a new type of poutine, but it’s only for Vladimir Putin to eat. Traditionally, poutine is a messy, fattening food that is damn delicious! When made for the average human being to consume (instead of a m…
Read full storyChinese President Xi Jinping's Daughter Is Sexy, Sultry, and So Sensuous
HONG KONG, China - (Satire News) - Xi Jinping, the President of China, has just stated that he wants the entire civilized world (and even the uncivilized world) to know that his gorgeous daughter, Jia Pia Jinping, 27, is nine times prettier, sexier,…
Read full storyItaly Wants Pay-Back for Once Being A Fascist Dictatorship
Italy is taking Germany to court for compensation for Nazi war crimes. Germany has replied: “But we were on the same side ... at the beginning. You knew what you were doing, don’t pretend Hitler and Mussolini were not in a bromance, dude.” Some…
Read full storyWhen will trainspotting be trendy?
Hello, Mr Ray Ving here. You might remember me from such thought-provoking articles as My Chimpanzee only holds my hand, My Head, not your head, My Head, and that other one. Anyway, it strikes me occasionally, (like a broken clock) that the med…
Read full storyNASA's Ingenuity Helicopter Flies 2,310 Feet; Bobby Snead Admits Defeat
While the rest of planet Earth was busy dealing with such things as nasty Commies invading Ukraine, the U.S.'s Agriculture Secretary reporting that Americans will not run out of eggs despite the ongoing outbreak of bird flu, 'Tiger And Bunny' having…
Read full storyThe Sexy, Big Arsed Kim Kardashian To Film A James Bond Movie In The United Kingdom
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - The Tickety Boo News Agency has just announced that the eldest of the five very popular, and very big-butted Kardashian sisters will be filming the next James Bond motion picture in and around Liverpool. Kimmy,…
Read full storyThe Reason Why The US Supreme Court Has Put Ohio State University On Probation
COLUMBUS, Ohio - (Sports Satire) - There is tremendous sadness, anger, bitterness, and confusion on the Ohio State campus. The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that by a vote of 8 to 1, the US Supreme Court has voted to place the university on prob…
Read full storyTrump Hillbilly Pick May Win Ohio Senate Seat
Holy macaroni! J.D. Vance is a definite, maybe shoo-in for the U.S. Senate seat from Ohio. A venture capitalist, he has gained recognition through his book Hillbilly Elegy and Ron Howard's film production of the Vance book. Recently, he caught th…
Read full storyUFO Hearing: Congressman Adam Schiff Eating Road-Kill Possum At Crash Site
BILLINGSGATE POST: It is beyond irony that a member of the committee investigating UFOs has been accused of being a space alien himself. Appearing before the first congressional public hearing on UFOs in a decade, Elmer Smuckmeister dropped a bom…
Read full storyRaphael Cruz Longs for Home
After Ted Cruz shot back at a British reporter that America was “… the safest country on Earth”, people haven’t stopped laughing, this reporter included. African-Americans, like George Floyd, are laughing at the senator. Indigenous Americans, Lati…
Read full storyShort of Food? Farage for it!
Fears of empty supermarket shelves are driving people to find alternative food sources. One suggestion is to go out and find it in the wild. Some call it foraging. But an expert in these matters, wearing a trilby hat and brandishing a pint of Bri…
Read full storyThe Chinese Moon Rover "Spotty" Discovers Giant Cashews Growing On The Moon
SHANGHAI, China - (Satire News) - Audio reports shooting back from the moon to SHANSHO, which is the Chinese equivalent of NASA, reveal that "Spotty" has found extremely huge cashews growing on the moon. A spokesperson for SHANSHO, Chang Ching Cho…
Read full storyThe Envinerating Poetry Of Donald Trump
Trump Poetry- I must say myself my poetry is fine, in fact is is on the order of divine! It is muchly richer than fine wine, or any diamond that you could mine. So please read these words of mine, savoring each and every line. And when fini…
Read full storyFuck Xi Jinping – Buy the T-shirt!
After Drew Pavlou, an Australian activist with the Democratic Alliance, held up a sign reading ‘Fuck Xi Jinping”, and got into a scuffle with a bunch of brainwashed Chinese Jinping-lovers, t-shirt sales displaying the curse in Chinese have sold like…
Read full storyGenetic Experiment Leads To Hamster Hell
There’s a new monster in town … and it’s adorable! Genetic experiments at Northwestern University (Go Wildcats!) have turned a cute and cuddly hamster into a blood-thirsty Antifa Commie bastard who is ready willing and able to devour other hamster…
Read full storyBiden Picks Disinformation Board: Overlooks Dr. Billingsgate
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Biden came under fire today for choosing Nina Jankowicz to lead the Department of Homeland Security’s Disinformation Governance Board, completely overlooking Dr. Viscount Billingsgate for the job. While admitting that…
Read full storySan Francisco Archbishop Dinged Nancy Pelosi
Is it another example of a man thing, or is it a control thing? Because Nancy Pelosi, mother of 5 and grandmother of 7, favors women's abortion rights, she was denied communion by the Archbishop of San Francisco. The same Archbishop, however, is o…
Read full storyPrince William Goes To School to Learn Wot’s Wot
Prince William has undergone a short re-education class in World History. To his delight, he has discovered that World Wars One and Two happened in Europe, not in either Africa or Asia, and that some of his family members were directly involved i…
Read full storyLas Vegas Oddsmakers Are Giving 5 To 2 Odds That Ukraine Will Defeat Russia By Halloween
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - The guys and gals that set the odds in "Sin City" (aka Las Vegas) have just put out that Russia's days in Ukraine are numbered. One of the leading Vegas oddsmakers, Beulah Frickloin, 45, said that the odds are now 5 to…
Read full storyDid Trump Give Putin Top Secret Documents Taken To Mar-a-Lago?
When Donald Trump moved out of the White House, he took 15 boxes of documents to Mar-a-Lago. These boxes contained documents marked Classified Top Secret. All White House documents are supposed to go to the National Archive. It isn’t clear wheth…
Read full storyThe Liverpool FC Reds Football Team Will Be Changing Their Nickname To Honor The City's Gay Community
LIVERPOOL, England - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza News (UK) has just broken the story that Liverpool's football (soccer) team the Reds has decided to honor the city's gay community by renaming their team nickname. A spokesperson for the Reds,…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth and Prince Charles Will Be Hosting a Birthday Party For Simon Cowell At Buckingham Palace On October 7, 2022
LONDON - (Satire News) - The woman that the British call 'her majesty' has just informed Ta Ta For Now News that Buckingham Palace will be the scene of one of the biggest, bloomingly blimey birthday parties since the days of Princess Penelope IV, 269…
Read full storyNorth Carolina's Transvestite Representative Madison Cawthorn Gets His Ass Kicked Out of Office
RALEIGH, North Carolina - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz says that the republican voters of North Carolina have spoken and loud and clear, as they have sent the crossdressing representative Madison "Maddie" Cawthorn packing his delicates back to his pink t…
Read full storyBuckingham Palace Reveals That Queen Elizabeth Had 2.7 Miles of Varicose Veins Removed From Her Royal Legs
LONDON - (Satire News) - A Buckingham Palace insider has revealed that the queen checked into The Prince Pablo VI Hospital to have a lower body procedure done. The 96-year-old monarch had recently gone in for an estimate to have 2.7 miles of her v…
Read full storyCong. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Senator Marsha Blackburn Caught Making Out In A White House Bathroom
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One of the oldest senators in congress, Marsha Fifi Blackburn, who is 69, but looks 79, stated that contrary to what Fox News resident rodent Greg Gutfeld said she does not swing for the other team. Blackburn was…
Read full storyRussian President Putin and "DWTS" Dancer Val Chmerkovskiy To Open Up Half A Dozen Putin's Pizza Parlors
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Vlady Nikita Putin has informed The Kremlin Voice that has decided to get into the fast food business, and namely the pizza business. According to a reporter with the KV, Putin told a close aide that he is gettin…
Read full storyMickey D's Tells Russian President Putin To McFuckoff - They're Closing All Their Restaurants
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The biggest hamburger fast food franchise in the world has decided that they will be closing all of their 859 hamburger outlets in Russia. A McDonalds spokeswoman, Bixie P. Bibbenfaust, 51, told the news media th…
Read full storyAfghanistan Is Sending Their Crack Big Red 13th Taliban Regiment To Ukraine To Fight Putin's Evil Invaders
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Satire News) - President Abu Taboo Fashu of Afghanistan, has just announced that he will be sending aid to Ukraine, in the form of the Taliban's Big Red 13th Taliban Regiment. President Fashu, called President Biden and he to…
Read full storyThe new Russian McDonald's
Good things come to those who wait. McDonald's sold it's business to a local buyer in Russia after it was forced out of business by international sanctions. Dr. Zhivago who currently operates 25 McDonald's restaurants in Siberia, will take on the…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Denies That She Was Born With a Penis
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene says that if these incessantly vulgar rumors about her and her tits, and her ass, and her vagina, do not stop then she will hire an attorney and sue the pants off of every male and female who i…
Read full storyMonica Lewinsky Reveals That She Had Her "I Love Bill Clinton" Ass Tattoo Lasered Off 13 Years Ago
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - Without a doubt, Monica Samille Lewinsky is the most famous White House interns to ever walk the grounds of the White House, and to also ever engage in hanky-pankyish merriment of an oral nature in the Oval office.
Read full storyElizabeth Hurley, Ann Coulter, and Marjorie Taylor Greene To Star In The Motion Picture, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Part 2"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Lion's Face Pictures in association with Solar System Films has just announced that England's most famous actress Elizabeth Hurley, has agreed to appear in the motion picture "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Part 2" with…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth To Travel To Moscow To Visit Putin, That Evil, Hate-Filled, War Mongering Mongrel
LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, the 96-year-old royal queen spoke with Neville Twickenbuck, of The Tickety Boo News and informed him that she has had her fill of that cruel, hate-infected, little shrimp, with the tiny dangly bits, Vladimir Niki…
Read full storyVagina Sweat ... by Marjorie
Marjorie Taylor Greene has former links to a fitness organization, and still loves to work out. Her body is toned and taut and tight, and she likes to keep it that way to prepare for her next conspiracy theory debate with the Evil Democrats. While…
Read full storyThe Real Reason Why Canada Has Banned Female Mounties
OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News (Canada) has just let it be known that Canada has decided to ban hiring any females into their Canadian Mounty Organization. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, stated that the reason for the change in h…
Read full storyPresident Biden To Sign A Presidential Executive Order That Will Raise The NRA's Taxes By 69%
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden recently met with members of the NFL, the NBA, MLB, and the MLS in the Mrs. Jacqueline Kennedy Conference Room. POTUS spoke at length with outspoken NRA coaches Steve Kerr of the Golden State Warr…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Is Invited By Queen Elizabeth To Visit Her At Buckingham Palace
LONDON - (Satire News) - The most hated woman in America has just visited the most beloved woman in the United Kingdom. Marjorie Taylor Greene (aka The Fake Blonde Scarecrow) was invited to visit and tour Buckingham Palace by her majesty the 96¼-y…
Read full storyMonica Lewinsky Says Trump Is A Fucking Liar For Saying He's Seen Her In The Nude Six Times
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - President Bill Clinton's former aide, Monica Lewinsky, is reportedly very angry at the fact that the Trumptard, recently told his alleged boyfriend, Sean Hannity, that he had intimate relations with Monica "Lips of Love" L…
Read full storyThe 7-Foot-9-Inch NBA Player For The Oklahoma City Thunder Is Now The Highest Paid African In Basketball
OKLAHOMA CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza Sports is reporting that Zimbabwean native, LeBrondo Yuvama, has just received a contract extension. The Oklahoma City Thunder center, has just renegotiated his contract, which now calls for him to…
Read full storyFlorida's Rogue, Heartless, Evil Governor Ron "The Punk" DeSantis' Political Days Are Numbered
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - Reports from several reputable news agencies including BuzzFuzz, Boom Boom News, and The Cloud 9 News Agency all agree that the days of the arrogant, sarcastic, labia majora-faced governor Ron DeSantis are numbe…
Read full storyA 700 To 1 Underdog Named "Rich Strike" Kicks The Asses of Kentucky Derby Favorites, Epicenter, Zandon, and Trigger Two
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - History was made at this year's Kentucky Derby, when a late-entering horse named "Rich Strike" surprised the entire thoroughbred racing world and won the coveted 148th Run For The Roses. "Rich Strike," a br…
Read full storyBruce Dickinson: the New Ghost of Kyiv
I had a dream about the ghost of Kyiv, and how he will be sorely missed. But then the dream showed me a new hope (not a Star Wars franchise). I remember seeing Iron Maiden in concert and thought, “Wait a minute! Frontman, Bruce Dickinson is not ju…
Read full storyRussia and China … Democracy, what Democracy?
Can Russia and China ever become democratic? Do they know how? At present, as the world has seen, Russia is being controlled, not be a democratically-elected dictator (an oxymoron … or just a moron), but by the world’s most powerful mafia Don. Whe…
Read full storyIronies Of Our Present Times
Russia stated that anyone spreading ‘false information’ about its armed forces in the ‘war of liberation’ in Ukraine will get a 15 year prison sentence. So that means that Putin, if it were applied to him, should be in the slammer for about 15,000…
Read full storyThe Story Behind The Photo From The Spider-Man Movie Kinky Scene That Ended Up On The Cutting Room Floor
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Andy Cohen, who is known as America's Information Guru, has just revealed a behind-the-scenes secret about the recent Spider-Man motion picture, "All Roads Lead To No Way Home." The 53-year-old Cohen, who says that in h…
Read full storySwitzerland To Join NATO
Russia has done it! Well, no, the little Dictator Vladimir Putin has done it. Traditionally a neutral nation, like the Vatican, Switzerland has asked the North Atlantic Treaty Organization if they could join their organization. NATO said, “Sure!”…
Read full storyBreaking News Flash: Bill Gates is NOT a doctor
After a thorough investigation into the biography of Bill Gates, it has been discovered that he holds absolutely no medical degree whatsoever. In fact, reports tell that Mr. Gates is a school dropout from Harvard University! Further investigation…
Read full storyPresident Biden Picks NFL Quarterback Colin Kaepernick To Be His Official Sports Advisor
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, President Biden, who is a big NFL football fan, has just asked Detroit Lions quarterback Colin Kaepernick to be his official sports advisor. POTUS call…
Read full storyRussia reveals new wonder weapon - a giant laser pointer
After three months of fighting, Russia is struggling to defeat Ukraine, so Putin is turning to more desperate measures to try to swiftly end the conflict. Today he announced that his army has developed a wonder weapon - a laser pointer with a rang…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene's Live-In Maid Talks Openly About MTG's Secrets, Sexpliots, and Her Very Unusual Vagina
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene recently said that she knows that cruel criticism, felonious feedback, and judgmental judgement simply come with the territory of being in the public limelight. The congresswoman recently told Sav…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Is Alleging That Elon Musk Invited Her To A Nude Resort In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who many say is so fucking ugly she makes Sara Huckabee Sanders look like a Barbie Doll, has a first-class crush on one of the world's richest men, Elon…
Read full storyMore Illegal Tweets From Trump (May Edition)
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - 3:13 AM TWEET #1 - I love, love, love Elon Musk. The sexy stud is going to buy Twitter and he has promised me that the first fucking thing he is going to do in "Unban" me. So in the immortal words of one of my all-time idols…
Read full storyDanica Patrick Is Coming Out of Retirement - She'll Race In The Atlanta War Between The States 400
ATLANTA - (Sports Satire) - The sexiest and prettiest NASCAR driver Danica Patrick, told Skin Flix Illustrated Magazine writer Hank Bangbocker, that lately she has been so bored she's been watching rerurns of weather on the Weather Channel. The ho…
Read full storyMarriage is becoming totally outdated in China
London: More than two-thirds of Chinese babies -- 77% -- are born to parents who are not married. This might be a shameful situation in Christian countries around the world. In the land of the East, it is a point of pride. China may have been colo…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Is A Charter Member of The Sex Site, eHorny.sex
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - A private investigating firm has just announced that Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is a charter member of the very popular sex site, eHorny.sex. The investigating firm of Blasingame, Frippawitz, & Nopalitos,…
Read full storyPrince William Denies He Cheated On Catherine With a Sexy Pole Dancer From Portugal
LONDON - (Satire News) - One of the world's most famous royalty dudes, Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge is denying the vicious rumors about his pathological cheating that are swirling all over the United Kingdom. Prince Billy, as Brit comedia…
Read full storyWord Out Of Hollywood Is That 97% Of All Actors and Actresses Agree That Will Smith's Movie Career Is Now In The Toilet
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll clearly shows that just about every actor and actress in Tinsel Town agrees that the movie, tv, and singing career of Will "The Homegrown Terrorist" Smith is now in the toilet (commode). Acco…
Read full storyRalph Lauren To Open Shop In Kyiv, Ukraine
What's a better way to grind the war in Ukraine to a stop than by opening a brand new Ralph Lauren Store in the middle of its capital Kyiv. This exclusive Kyiv men's shop will also boast a gentleman's barbershop, a nail salon, a Turkish bath, an…
Read full storyAtlantis Asks To Join NATO
Following in the steps of Sweden, Finland, and Ukraine, the barely-there continent of Atlantis has made a request to join NATO, citing fears that Russia might one day attack the mysterious undersea locale. "What do you mean 'undersea locale'?!" co…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Sells Her Kentucky Thoroughbred Race Horse To Prince Charles
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace is reporting that her majesty has indeed sold her prized Kentucky racehorse to her son Prince Charles. Queen Elizabeth's American racehorse named "iPad" has won six of the seven races he has raced in, inc…
Read full storyElon Musk Says His Space Hotel Is Already Fully Booked
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to Press Extra writer Voodoo Dupree, One of the richest men in the world has now also become one of the world's biggest jerks. Musk, is acting like an immature, crybaby, simply because President Biden, has…
Read full storyThe Bidens Are Looking To Buy a Getaway Home Up In Saskatchewan, Saskatoon
SASKATCHEWAN, Saskatoon - (Satire News) - President Biden and the first lady Dr. Jill Biden have been talking to a realty company about purchasing a villa in Saskatoon. IRumors (Canada) reports that the Biden's are looking at a 16,000 square foot…
Read full storyBezos-Musk, Inc. Wants To Buy Buckingham Palace
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - The world's largest corporation, which is bigger than Walmart, Sony, McDonalds, Exxon-Mobil, and Toys-R-Us put together has just made an astonishingly astounding announcement. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight senior writ…
Read full storyGrubhub Reports That McDonald's Food Items Are Their #1 Delivery
THE BRONX, New York - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just informed the eating public, that Grubhub's best revenue-making delivery food is from none other than Mickey D.s. Paloma Sonoma with AFNA was very surprised to learn tha…
Read full storyThe Town Of Mick Jagger, England Has Banned Football Matches
MICK JAGGER, England - (Satire News) - In a story that is unbelievably hard to imagine, the town of Mick Jagger, formerly Uptonshire-On-The-River Flippant, has voted to ban all football games. The town, which was renamed after the Rolling Stones s…
Read full storyThe Sexy Owner of The Los Angeles Lakers May Change The Team's Name
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Word filtering out of Tinsel Town (aka L.A.) is that the owner of the Lakers, Jeanie Buss, 60¼, has hinted that she may be changing the team name. The purple, gold, and black clad Lakers moved from Minneapolis in Se…
Read full storyA 6-Year-Old Boy Steps Up To The Free Throw Line At Madison Square Garden and Makes 47 Free Throws In a Row!
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The sports world is all ablaze after seeing little 6-year-old Timmy Tilltucker, who lives in Hackensack, New Jersey, and his amazing free throw shooting ability. Little Timmy attended the recent NBA game between t…
Read full storyArkansas Has Just Named Trump The Ugliest-Looking Person In America
LITTLE ROCK - (Satire News) - The Arkansas organization "All About Ugly People In The National Limelight" has just announced that they have selected Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, as their Ugliest-Looking Person For 2022. The 27,309-member organiz…
Read full storyA Forest Ranger Says That The Out-of-Control La Senora Forest Fire In Northern California Was Started By Two Horny Bears
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The latest fire to hit Northern California has already consumed over 19,302 acres and is spreading quicker than a cheap Brooklyn streetwalker spreading her legs. The fire, which is being called La Senora Forest Fire…
Read full storyThe University of Alabama Agrees To Change The Name "Crimson Tide" To The Much Easier "Tide"
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - In November of 1907, Alabama and Auburn played to a 53-53 tie. Reportedly both teams were horribly worn out, as they played the game during a category 1 hurricane ((Prudence). By the end of the game, both te…
Read full storyVP Harris Blames The Baby Formula Shortage On Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Paloma Sonoma, a writer with The American Foodie News Agency recently sat down and had a long talk with VP Kamala Harris at a local KFC. The two met at a KFC in downtown D.C. Sonoma asked the vice-president what…
Read full storyMan Gets Caught Choking Chicken
A celibate man with a previous history of choking his chicken was caught again choking his chicken in a public bathroom at the Piazza dell' Unità grocery store, in Rome Italy, according to Mayor Virginia Raggi. Francesco Totti told people he went…
Read full storyThe Reasons Why Russian President Putin Needs To See A Psychiatrist As Soon As Humanly Possible
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the leading political psychiatrists in the nation has just written an article on why Putin is in dire need of psychiatric help Dr. Ripley P. Buckweather, who has Masters Degrees from Texas A&M, UCLA, Gram…
Read full storyChicharito The Former Manchester United Super Star Wants To Buy The Man U Red Devils
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - The Sportsapalooza News Agency has just announced that Javier Hernandez Balcazar, better known as Chicharito, is hinting that he may be purchasing the world's number one football team, (soccer in the US) from team owne…
Read full storyVladimir Putin The Asshole, Invites Fellow Asshole Will Smith To Move To Russia
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - In a breaking news story that has just broken, The Kremlin Voice is reporting that the arrogantly evil, and very short communist leader has just invited the "Academy Award Show Ambusher" (aka Will Smith) to move to Russi…
Read full storyUS To Send Lightsabers To Ukraine
President Joe Biden has announced that the US, in conjunction with Disney, will be sending lightsabers to Ukraine to help in their quest to oust the Russian forces from their country. The menacing weapons will be used by Ukrainian troops to stop bul…
Read full storyAn Extremely Rare F-6 Tornado Slams The Hell Out Of Malibu Beach
MALIBU BEACH - (Satire News) - Lots and lots of Tinsel Town celebrities are still recovering from the after effects of a once in every 400-years devastating tornado. Bedroom Pillow Talk senior writer Carolina Chipotle, talked with many of the fant…
Read full storyThe Reason Bezos-Musk Inc., Wants To Buy Denmark
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the heart of Texas is that the largest corporation in the world is looking into purchasing the country of Denmark. The Alpha Beta News Agency has just broken the unbelievable story, which reporter…
Read full story91% of All American Women Who Fly Positively Love The Airport's New Automatic Frisking Machines
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The union that represents airport security guards, (aka Friskers) are very angry at the new advancement. BuzzFuzz is reporting that close to 78% of the "Friskers" have been laid off due to the fact that every major…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc., Has Discovered A Cure For The Female Period
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest corporation in the entire universe has just announced an astounding cure for the dreaded female period. Chemists for Bezos-Musk Inc., after extensive research studies have discovered a pill, that when ta…
Read full storyRussian President Putin Is Begging North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un To Fire Some Missiles At Ukraine
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of the Kremlin are that Putin is so scared of losing the war, that he has texted his BFF Kim Jong-un and literally begged the "Fat Boy" to please fire some of his North Korean missiles at Ukraine. Putin…
Read full storyAmerica’s Democratic Jesus
Is the United States of America a theocracy? One likes to think there HAS TO BE A SEPARATION of church and state in any democracy, but America has proven this wrong. Now, with Christians as senators and congressmen and congresswomen, and most…
Read full storyPrime Minister Boris Johnson is Sending 18,000 British Troops To Aid Ukraine In It's Fight Against The Evil Russian Invaders
LONDON - (Satire News) - Famed British reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, The Ta Ta For Now News Agency has just stated that she had a talk with PM Johnson, and he told her that he will be sending 18,000 members of England's crack 707th Queen's Elite Infan…
Read full storyCalifornia's Libido Forest Fire Is Growing, Growing, Growing!
G SPOT, California - (Satire News) - The weather has gotten hot, real damn, fucking hot, and the Left Coast state is starting to sizzle exactly like it did last year. G Spot's Channel 77, EyeViewer News reports that the 17,903 acre Libido Forest f…
Read full storyTrump Says That Ted Cruz Looks Like a Penis With Ears
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - There has never, ever been any love lost between two of the GOP's most evil pieces of buffalo shit. The Daily Drama's Cinderella St. Lamb writes that Ted Cruz, who is 51, but acts like he's just a two-year-old toddler…
Read full storyA Shyster Is Arrested For Selling Forest Fire Insurance To An Elderly Couple Who Live In The Treeless Mojave Desert
MUCHO CALIENTE, California - (Satire News) - The California Dept. of Ethics has just arrested a man living in Oxnard for selling forest fire insurance to Archie and Agnes Timtonwax, 84 and 80, who live 147 miles from the nearest tree. The Flickerb…
Read full storyThe Reason Why New Mexico Is Doing Away With The 666 Area Code
SANTA FE, New Mexico - (Satire News) - New Mexico has just made history as it has become the first state to legally change one of it's area codes. The area code 666, which includes the New Mexican towns of Papoose Rattle and South Pussyville, will…
Read full storyA Ukrainian Bomb-Sniffing Hamster Has Sniffed Out 907 Bombs
KYIV, Ukraine - (Satire News) -The iRumors News Agency(Ukraine) has just stated the Ukraine will be honoring Hanky The Bomb-Sniffing Hamster. Hanky, is owned by the Hennyvich triplets, Quinntasha, Quillalana, and Questi. The Hennyvich's are all…
Read full storyThe Pope Paints a Masterpiece
Vatican News — Curious wonders await in the private bedroom of the Pope. When the Pope invites his most trusted friends and cardinals to see a ceiling fresco he just completed in his bedroom, the only answer is yes. When he explains it’s a 17…
Read full storyEngland Is Sending Their State-of-The Art Aircraft Carrier To Ukraine
LONDON - (Satire News) - Britain's Prime Minister Boris Johnson, and Queen Elizabeth recently sat down and had a long chit chat in Buckingham Palace's Commemorative Charlie Watts Dining Room. The dining room was named after the famed Rolling Stone…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Japan's Lone Entry In The Kentucky Derby Was Disqualified
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The purple-colored thoroughbred race horse from Japan, has been disqualified. According to Sportsapalooza News writer Pia Confetti, it appears that "Sushi Sayonara" was tested after the race, and she came u…
Read full storyKFC Scientists Have Developed a Chicken That Has Six Wings
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - Kentucky Fried Chicken is proud and thrilled to annouce that their crack group of scientist/cooks have just developed a chicken that has six regular-sized wings. Harlandale "Bubba" Sanders, a great grandson o…
Read full storyThe Nation's Number One Pet Psychiatrist Makes $3 Million A Year Treating Dogs, Cats, and Hamsters
BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Dr. Emerson Otto Bixfix, 52, is regarded by many as the foremost pet psychiatrist in the entire nation. Animal Land Magazine has just named him the "Top Pet Psychiatrist In The USA." According to ALM, in his 25-y…
Read full storyA Transgendered Woman Wins The Miss Mississippi Beauty Pageant
PASCAGOULA, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The Mississippi Beauty Pageant has made, as they say in Brooklyn, history. This year's beauty pageant featured 47 females and one transgender female, who as many in the audience said made the so called "Re…
Read full storyMarjorie is a Man’s Woman, According to a McRib Sandwich
Marjorie Taylor Greene has stated once again that women come from Adam’s rib and, therefore, must always remain subservient to the men in their lives. To cheers and applause, she then stepped off the stage at her Georgia megachurch, and was embrac…
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