HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk has just revealed that a very sexy, revealing photo of the former first daughter, Ivanka "Tits" Trump has just been posted to the Internet.
The photo, according to BPT writer Carolina Chipotle was taken at Malibu Beach by none other than Ivanka's "Not-So-Secret" boyfriend, NBA super star LeBron James.
Chipotle stated that she actually talked to the Los Angeles Laker star, who remarked to her that he has no fucking idea how in the world the photo ended up going public.
The Lakers star added that the only ones who he showed the sexy photo of Ivy, as he calls Ivanka, were Laker's coach Frank Vogel, fellow players Carmelo Anthony, Talen Horton-Tucker, Dwight Howard, Malik Monk, Russell Westbrook, and hip hop rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke, The Hip Hoppin’ Ghetto Ho’s, and comedians Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock, and Richard Lewis.
Meanwhile LeBron recently told Don Lemon, that in the looks department, Ivanka is in the Major Leagues and her wimp husband, Jared Kushner is simply in the T-Ball League.
