A New Poutine for Putin Only

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 28 May 2022

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Delicious Dog Shit for a dog shit!

A world-famous Montreal chef has created a new type of poutine, but it’s only for Vladimir Putin to eat.

Traditionally, poutine is a messy, fattening food that is damn delicious!

When made for the average human being to consume (instead of a modern Dracula with a stomach as septic and toxic as his morality), it is made of cheese curds melted over French fries, then topped with gravy.

But Chef Merde has given this reporter a tantalizing hint about what will be in Putin’s version of poutine.

“Nuggets of dog shit melted over broken glass and topped with delicious watery and slightly chunky diarrhea ‘gravy’. C'est magnifique!”

He smacked his lips and we laughed and laughed and laughed ...

Mmm … eat up, Vlad!

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