AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the heart of Texas is that the largest corporation in the world is looking into purchasing the country of Denmark.
The Alpha Beta News Agency has just broken the unbelievable story, which reporter Mimosa Sabrosa attributes to the world's foremost information guru, Andy Cohen.
Sabrosa said that Cohen conveyed to her that Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, have been talking about the purchase so that they can corner the world's poronographic sex industry.
As everyone knows the tiny country of Denmark, which was founded by Wilhelm Von Denmark back on March 13, 801, has always been the leader in anything to do with sex; whether it be sex books, sex videos, sex toys, or just simply downright sex.
SIDENOTE: The amount that Bezos-Musk have offered was not revealed by the two multi-fuckallionairies, but Cohen guesses that it is somewhere around $718.3 zuckamallion.
